Okay.so I'm currently working on the third chapter of Clones: Schwarz
Mayhem, but I thought that this little fic might be fun to do, so I did it.
* * Thoughts, action
Weiß & Schwarz VS Telemarketers!
Aya
Scene: Aya (Ran) is sitting by the window, with his left leg over right and a book on his lap. He appears to be reading intensely.
Zoom in.
Camera focus on book title.it appears to be.Chicken Soup for the Soul..awwww..
Phone: Ring Ring.
Scene: Aya looks up, over his rose tinted rimless glasses, and peered at the object of his disturbance
Phone: Ring Ring
Aya: Rats. And I just got rid of Ken begging me to play soccer.
Phone: Ring Ring.
Aya: *sighing* Hai? Moshi moshi.
Telemarketer: Hello. May I speak to the owner or a member of this household please?
Aya: *The house belongs to Kritiker and Weiß is the household. Since Persia or Manx aren't here, and I lead Weiß, I guess that makes me the head of the household and the owner of this house*
Yes, speaking.
Telemarketer: May I have your name sir?
Aya: *What if he's being controlled by Schuldich? And they are looking for us? But they already know where and who we are.so.. *
Fujimiya
Telemarketer: Fujimiya-san, I'm Shindou from Taketori Tele-services.
Aya: Oh.
Telemarketer: Well, we sell original Meiji Era katanas and.
Aya: Right.WAIT A MINUTE!!
Telemarketer: Hai?
Aya: TAKETORI???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Telemarketer: Ah.Hai.
Aya: TAKETORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHI- NE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Telemarketer: Oro?
Scene: Aya throws the phone into the air and pulls his katana from..somewhere and slices the phone into half.
Aya: SHINE! SHINE! SHINE!
Scene: Aya keeps on hacking as he screams shine.
Scene: (outside)
Yohji: Aya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE TRYING TO GET ON WITH OUR LIVES HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
Omi: I think Ken-kun forgot to do something.
Ken(playing soccer by himself): opppiess.I think I forgot to do something
(Inside)
Aya: SHINE! SHINE!!! .Drat.I forgot to ask if he knew where Aya was and what swords they had. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID Ran, BAD Ran, BAD, BAD Ran.
(Starts whining)
GOMENASAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMOUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scene: (outside)
Yohji: Omi! Did you get Aya his crack?
Omi: Yes. Ken you didn't forget to give Aya his medication did you?
Ken (covered in mud after messing with a soccer ball): Oooppiessss...
Did you like it? For another 20 reviews I'll do a Ken one! Or maybe Farf, you review and decide who should be pestered by a telemarketer instead!
* * Thoughts, action
Weiß & Schwarz VS Telemarketers!
Aya
Scene: Aya (Ran) is sitting by the window, with his left leg over right and a book on his lap. He appears to be reading intensely.
Zoom in.
Camera focus on book title.it appears to be.Chicken Soup for the Soul..awwww..
Phone: Ring Ring.
Scene: Aya looks up, over his rose tinted rimless glasses, and peered at the object of his disturbance
Phone: Ring Ring
Aya: Rats. And I just got rid of Ken begging me to play soccer.
Phone: Ring Ring.
Aya: *sighing* Hai? Moshi moshi.
Telemarketer: Hello. May I speak to the owner or a member of this household please?
Aya: *The house belongs to Kritiker and Weiß is the household. Since Persia or Manx aren't here, and I lead Weiß, I guess that makes me the head of the household and the owner of this house*
Yes, speaking.
Telemarketer: May I have your name sir?
Aya: *What if he's being controlled by Schuldich? And they are looking for us? But they already know where and who we are.so.. *
Fujimiya
Telemarketer: Fujimiya-san, I'm Shindou from Taketori Tele-services.
Aya: Oh.
Telemarketer: Well, we sell original Meiji Era katanas and.
Aya: Right.WAIT A MINUTE!!
Telemarketer: Hai?
Aya: TAKETORI???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Telemarketer: Ah.Hai.
Aya: TAKETORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHI- NE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Telemarketer: Oro?
Scene: Aya throws the phone into the air and pulls his katana from..somewhere and slices the phone into half.
Aya: SHINE! SHINE! SHINE!
Scene: Aya keeps on hacking as he screams shine.
Scene: (outside)
Yohji: Aya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE TRYING TO GET ON WITH OUR LIVES HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
Omi: I think Ken-kun forgot to do something.
Ken(playing soccer by himself): opppiess.I think I forgot to do something
(Inside)
Aya: SHINE! SHINE!!! .Drat.I forgot to ask if he knew where Aya was and what swords they had. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID Ran, BAD Ran, BAD, BAD Ran.
(Starts whining)
GOMENASAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMOUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scene: (outside)
Yohji: Omi! Did you get Aya his crack?
Omi: Yes. Ken you didn't forget to give Aya his medication did you?
Ken (covered in mud after messing with a soccer ball): Oooppiessss...
Did you like it? For another 20 reviews I'll do a Ken one! Or maybe Farf, you review and decide who should be pestered by a telemarketer instead!