Disclaimer: I don not own Pandora Hearts or any of he characters.

Warning: Mentions of boyXboy but not actual boyXboy

Are You a Virgin?
It was a very slow and boring day and everyone, minus Gilbert, was sitting in the living room.
Oz: I'm bored.
Break: We know.
Oz: When's Gil going to be done with his paperwork?
Sharon: I don't know. Why don't you play with Alice?
Oz: I have a question for him.
Gilbert walks in with a pile of paperwork.
Gilbert: Is there any other paperwork I need to do? Maybe file something dumber than the insurance you put on your doll?
Oz: Gil! You're finally done! I have a very important question for you.
Gilbert: What?
Oz: Are you a virgin?
Gilbert drops his papers, Break snaps his lollipop into pieces, and Sharon spits out her tea.
Alice: What's a virgin?
Oz: Someone who's never had sex.
Gilbert: *Panic* I should pick these papers up and take them back. I need to put them back in order. They're messed up since I dropped them.
Gilbert frantically picks up his papers.
Alice: Seaweed head must be a virgin.
Gilbert: I'm not a virgin.
Sharon: Since when?
Gilbert: Age sixteen.
Oz: Wow. Who was it?
Gilbert: *Twitch* You don't need to know.
Oz: Then I'll have to guess. Sharon?
Gilbert: No.
Oz: Any of your siblings?
Gilbert: Disgusting. No.
Oz: Uncle Oscar?
Gilbert: No.
Oz: *Evil voice* Was it Ada?
Gilbert: No. I swear it wasn't Ada.
Oz: Good.
Oz rattles off names for another ten minutes until he gets to...
Oz: Break?
Gilbert: *Suppressing blush* No.
Oz: It was totally Break.
Gilbert: Do you honestly think Break would do that?
Oz looks at Break who was shoving candy in his mouth faster than usual.
Oz: Yes.
Gilbert: It wasn't Break.
Oz: It so was.
Gilbert: Just keep guessing.
Oz: Just admit it was Break.
Gilbert glances at Break who sighed and nodded his head.
Gilbert: It... was... Break.
Gilbert turns bright red and Break covers his face.
Oz: *Laughing* I can't believe it. What made you two do that?
Gilbert turns and runs. Break jumps into a closet and disappears.
Sharon: I guess we'll find out another day.
FIN