A/N: Don't ask me why I decided to write this. We're doing this memoir thing in my English class, and the teacher said we could pick a character (Batman, mario, etc.) and I was going to pick Ichigo and Grimmjow, but figured it would be weird to write a yaoi story for a senior high school class, so here I am. Fanfiction solves that problem. Although, I'm not sure if I want GrimmIchi or GrimmUlqui yet. I guess we'll just see how it goes. Well anyways, on with the story!

Disclaimer: I sadly do not own Bleach. If I did, you can bet there would be an episode like this story, among other things. Heheh..

Chapter One

(Ichigo's POV)

It was a bright sunny day in Karakura town, or at least, that's what I'd like to say. Actually, it was a really shitty day. Rainy, dark, windy. Fucking perfect way to start the day. Plus I had school. Yeah, life was peachy. Alright, I guess I'm over reacting, but it's seven o'clock on a Monday morning and it's fucking raining. I have my reasons. With an aggravated sigh, I rolled out of bed and headed for the shower. That usually wakes me up, and hey, maybe it'll stop raining by the time I get out? Yeah..probably not. Walking to the bathroom, I could smell Yuzu's cooking. How a little girl like her could be such a beast at cooking was beyond me, but I wasn't complaining. I closed the bathroom door, turned on the shower, pulled off my boxers. Ahh..much better. As the warm water sprayed onto my body, my mind wandered back to school. I was a junior now, and couldn't give a damn. Honestly, if it wasn't for my dad, I would've dropped out already. He really wants me to be a doctor someday, and I don't want to disappoint him. He may be a goat-face, but still. Ever since mom died, I feel like I just can't let him down. Plus I've gotta set a good example for Karin and Yuzu. Not to mention my friends would kill me if I ever dropped out. Man, I can already hear Rukia. She's like a sister to me, the damn midget. I really wouldn't want another kick in the gut for pissing her off.

I realized I was taking too long, so I quickly got out and wrapped a towel around my waist and headed back to the room. Threw on some skinny jeans and a v-neck, some converse, my headphones. Not the little ones that squish in your ear, the big round ones. They're more comfy. Wait..it's still fucking raining and I have to walk. They'll get soaked! I'll take the little ones I guess. There's no way I'll go without music. After double checking my attire, I headed down stairs for some delicious breakfast. Yuzu had just sat down after cooking, Karin was stuffing her face, and the old man was reading the paper. Usual Kurosaki family. I sat down and promptly began inhaling the food. Gulped down some juice. Went back upstairs to grab my bag and brush my teeth, didn't bother with my damn spikey orange hair, and then went outside in the pouring rain. Just fucking great. Started walking, plugged my headphones into my phone and listened to any song that came on. My hair immediately stuck to my face from being damp. My mind wandered again.

I wonder who I'll get in my class this year? Rukia? Orihime? Chad? Damn..there's too many people to count. Hm, you know who I totally forgot about? Grimm. I know, it's a little weird to completely forget about your best friend, but I did. Grimmjow's been busy the past few days since he moved apartments with his parents. I probably should've checked to see if the guy was alive..oh well.

"Yo, berry"

Grimm's pretty strong, I'm sure he's alright.

"Oi, strawberry!"

Yeah, he's fine. You know, he usually walks with me to school. I wonder where he is?

"Ichigo!"

I felt something hard hit my shoulder and turned to glare at the interruption only to see the person of my previous thoughts. Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez in all of his blue glory.

"Ow! Did you really have to fucking punch me?" I asked, taking out one ear bud and rubbing the sore spot. Grimmjow knew how to punch. I learned that the hard way back in elementary school. I think it was second grade. I was playing on the jungle gym and out of no where I get punched in the back. Now, I've always known how to fight. I took martial arts in the first grade, since my dad made me. I'm glad he did, cause I got a lot of shit all because of my freaking hair. I know, Grimmjow's not one to talk what with the blue hair, but the asshole still started shit with me. We fought until monitors broke us up, and somehow we became friends. I can't remember the details exactly, since it was a long time ago.

"Yeah, I did, since you we're fucking ignoring me" Grimmjow replied with his usual cocky smirk. Man, this guy had some white teeth. Sharp too.

"I wasn't ignoring you," I grumbled, "I was listening to music"

"Whatever you say, strawberry" I glared at the nickname. He's called me that since the day he found out my name. I regret telling him.

"Shut up, blueberry" I grinned this time, and his smirk disappeared. Oh yeah, I've got ammo too. We kept going like that, back and forth, until we got to school. We walked inside, not giving a shit about the trail of water or the fact that our clothes were soaked. I noticed some girls gawk at Grimmjow and rolled my eyes. Yes, Grimm was popular among the women. Well, girls, I should say. The were staring at his stomach area, since his wet shirt clung to it and outlined his abs and other muscles. Grimm was pretty buff, but it's expected since he's on the football team. I play too, just not at school. I'm not in to the whole school spirit stuff. I play at my own leisure.

"What class you got, berry?" I heard Grimmjow speak and realized I too was staring at his abs. Must've spaced out..

"Ah..2-c, what about you?" I asked, hoping we had the same class again. We always give our teachers shit.

"Heh..same" He smirked evilly, and I mirrored his reaction. This year would be fun after all. We walked into the class, and my smirk vanished in a split second. This couldn't be happening. Dear kami, tell me this wasn't happening! Not him! Not again!

"My my, look who it is? My favorite students, Ichigo and Grimmjow. What a pleasure it is to see you two again!" The asshole smiled behind his stupid little fan. I knew he was smiling. I just knew it.

"Urahara" Grimmjow growled.

"Why the hell do we have you again!" I nearly yelled, waving my arms around. The asshole snapped his fan shut and smiled more.

"Don't be like that! I thought I was your favorite teacher! And you have me this year because I switched to teach juniors! You kids are just such a joy, I couldn't let you go!" He said, sounding fake as shit yet somehow believable. Me and Grimmjow scoffed and went to sit in the back, watching as more people walked in. So far, we were first.

"I can't believe this" I heard Grimm say, obviously still pissed.

"I know. Of all the freaking teachers, we get this asshole. You remember last year he made me sit in the freaking corner like a five year old!" I reminisced, getting mad all over again from the memory. Grimmjow laughed, making it worse.

"Ha! That shit was funny!"

"Not as funny as when he made you wear your helmet and kept smacking it" I shot back, and laughed at his expression.

"Shut up, fucking strawberry" He grumbled. I laughed some more and watched as people I didn't know walked in.

"So, how'd the move go?" I asked, changing the subject.

"Fucking terrible. The apartments are closer to here, but they're kinda shitty. Fucking Gin kept pissing me off, and Rangiku didn't do shit" He vented. Grimm hated his parents, hence the reason he didn't call them mom and dad. Personally, his dad creeped me out and his mom..well..she was fucking hot.

"Gin was actually there? That's a shock, considering he's never around. I kinda feel bad for your mom"

"Che..I don't. She just drinks all day anyways" Well, that was true. Gin was never around, I have no idea where he goes, but he leaves Rangiku and Grimmjow by themselves. Well, mainly Rangiku, since Grimm doesn't stay home much. He goes to the playground at his apartments or comes over or does..something. I actually don't know what all he does. Whenever I ask he just says 'nothing' or 'none of your business, strawberry.' It's really annoying.

"Well, at least they were together for a day" I said, hoping to lighten his mood. By the look on his face, I'd say it didn't work.

"Ichigo! And Grimmjow!" I heard a bubbly voice, and looked over at the door. In walked Orihime, the source of said voice, and Rukia followed along with Chad, Uryuu, Renji, Nnoitra, Shuuhei, Kira, and Yammy. I noticed Grimmjow tense up at seeing Nnoitra, since that guy was his worst enemy pretty much. Renji sat in front of me, and Rukia sat to my left. In front of her was Orihime, then Uryuu, and Chad. Nnoitra sat right next to Grimmjow, of course, and Yammy sat in front of him. Oh joy..this class just got so much better. Grimm and Nnoitra immediately started arguing.

"Get the fuck out of here ya fuckin spoon!" Grimm yelled, making me chuckle. His accent slipped, something he got from his dad. It usually showed when he was mad, but sometimes I think he just forgot to cover it.

"Fuck you, ya fuckin blueberry! I can sit wherever the fuck I want to, and if you don't like it, why don't you do something about it!" The lanky prick yelled back. Grimmjow was about to sock him when suddenly he focused on the door and grew really tense. In walked his other enemy, and I counted down for his explosion.

3..

2..

1..

"Oh fuck no! Fuck no! This is some kind of sick joke, right? What the fuck are you doin here, ya fuckin emo prick!" Ah, there it is. Really though, I couldn't blame him. This guy was my enemy too. So I joined him in the meltdown.

"Get the hell out of here before I kill you! Fucking asshole!" Yeah, I don't cuss as much as Grimm, unless we're fighting.

"Really, is this any way to act in class? I should have expected it though, from trash like you" Oh hell no. I hate it when he calls us trash.

"Fuck you Ulquiorra!" We both yelled. Now, you might wonder, where's the teacher? He's behind his desk fucking laughing. Another reason why I hate him. The emo, pale as fucking paper douche sat in the front row like the kiss ass he was while me and Grimm calmed down. Well, I did anyways. Grimm was still being bothered by Nnoitra, and eventually socked him hard enough to knock him out. No one paid much attention to it, until his lapdog Tesla came in and had a freaking heart attack. He picked the guy up, don't even ask me how because I don't know, and carried him the the nurse, Unohana. Nice lady, a little scary though. Grimm finally relaxed, and I lightly punched his arm. He looked at me, and gave me that cocky smirk again. Yep, he's good. Thank god. He's got a temper, and once he goes off, he's gone. A few more people walked in, some I knew, some I didn't. There was Szayel, Starrk, Toshiro, Nanao, Shinji, Lisa, Mashiro, Kensei, Rose, Nemu, and Hallibel. The class filled pretty quick, and then the final bell rang. I really didn't want to listen to Urahara act like a moron, so I put mt headphones on and promptly fell asleep. So far, school was eventful, but that wasn't necessarily good. We'll see what else happens later, but for now, I slipped into blissful sleep.

A/N: Well, how was it? Not a lot of GrimmIchi, but give it time and there'll be plenty. Writing this took all my energy, so now I shall join Ichigo in sleep. Hope some of you at least be awesome and review! Much love from rainbow ninja!