A Kiisu Omake: Unfinal Fantasy
*Tidus, Yuna, Wakka, Lulu, Kimahri and Rikku are all sitting on the floor and eating something
that looks suspiciously like roasted Sinspawn.*
Tidus: *finishes his portion and stretches* That was good.. *eyeing Rikku's portion* Rikku, you
gonna eat that?
Rikku: Ramm hu, bek! *stuffs it into her mouth*
Tidus: Yeah. Whatever. *eyes Kimahri's portion, and the Ronso threateningly reaches for his spear*
Yuna: *reaches out and pushes Tidus forward*
Tidus: *falls too close to the fire and singes his hair* Aack! My hair!
Lulu: *snickers*
Wakka: *steals Lulu's portion of roasted Sinspawn*
Lulu: Give that back, I wasn't done with it!
Wakka: I'm starved!
Tidus: *snatches the food from Wakka* Too bad. *munch*
Lulu: *throws her moogle doll at Tidus, it bounces off his hair and lands in the fire*
Tidus: All right! Hair gel saves the day!
Lulu: *starts crying like a baby* I want my dolly!
All (except Lulu): ...
Wakka: So we know where Tidus gets it from...
Lulu and Tidus: *both glare*
Rikku: *continues chewing the huge piece of Sinspawn*
Kimahri: *falls asleep and lands with a thud on the cold stone floor*
Tidus: *reaches for Kimahri's food*
Wakka: *grabs it first* Ha ha!
Tidus: *pulls his hand back and smacks Wakka, who promptly bursts into tears*
Yuna: You're as bad as Tidus.
Tidus: Yuna! I thought you loved me! *big, frightened eyes*
Yuna: I said that? God, what was I thinking?
*Tidus cries hysterically*
Rikku: *leans across the fire* I love you, Tidus. Don't listen to her.
Tidus: ...WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Yuna: I was just kidding, Tidus. Of course I love you...*grabs him and shakes him furiously* Now
SHUT UP!
Tidus: ...waah?
Yuna: That's better.
Wakka: *finishes Kimahri's food just as the Ronso opens an eye*
Kimahri: Where Kimahri food?
Wakka: *hides the bones behind his back* Tidus ate it.
Tidus: WhaaaAAA?!
Kimahri: *pushes Tidus over again...this time his hair catches on fire*
Tidus: Darn it, I knew I shouldn't have used that much hairspray!
Lulu: So you DO use styling products!
Tidus: You mean you didn't see the empty hairspray bottles all over my tent?
Lulu: *flings a cactuar at Tidus and it gets stuck in his now-sticky hair*
Cactuar: Help! What a way to die! *dies*
Tidus: Cool, my hair kills stuff!
Wakka: So does your B.O.
Tidus: HEY! I showered three days ago!
Yuna: *scoots away, looking disgusted*
Lulu: HOW did I give birth to such an idiot?
Rikku: *finally finishes her food* I'm not saying anything.
Lulu: *throws another cactuar at Rikku, who ducks...it flies into Tidus' hair*
Cactuar 2: Oh no, not this! *dies*
Tidus: *falls over laughing, then stops* I think I split a seam on my shorts.
Yuna: *discreetly tries to peek*
Tidus: Not THERE, Yuna.
Yuna: ...Darn it.
Rikku: Ooh, Tidus wears heart-print boxers!
Tidus: *bursts into tears again* So I'm feminine at heart! It's all such a lie!
Yuna: You mean you ARE gay?
Tidus: No, I mean I'm a girly man.
Wakka: This we knew.
Tidus: *removes a dead cactuar from his hair and tosses it at Wakka...it gets speared on that
sticky-uppy part of Wakka's hair*
Wakka: My hair kills things too!
Rikku: But less painfully.
Kimahri: Kimahri hungry...
All (except Kimahri): *turn to glare at the Ronso*
*Someone falls into the room*
Tidus: Whoa! *is landed on*
???: Where the hell am I?! *looks around* Ooh...Tidus...
Lulu: *laughs hysterically*
Yuna: Tidus! Have you been cheating on me?!
Tidus: I don't even KNOW her!
Kimahri: Well, apparently something in the space-time continuum brought a fangirl into our midst.
*All stare at Kimahri*
Kimahri: Uhm...Kimahri think this girl from other world? heh...
???: *sits up* I smell food...
Tidus: Oh, not this again.
Rikku: YOU ate more than your fair share, Tidus. Don't give us that.
???: *snatches what little is left of Rikku's portion and gobbles it down*
Rikku: And now SHE steals my food. *tears up* Why must EVERYTHING happen to ME?
Tidus: *looks at the mysterious girl with awe* Her appetite's as big as mine...
Lulu: Just what we need...another Tidus.
???: ExCUSE me, MY name is Tidra.
Lulu: Like I said.
Tidra: ...
Tidus: Cool, another me!
Kimahri: Tidus, do you not get the point here? This is simply a FANGIRL.
*All but Tidra stare at the Ronso*
Tidra: I am NOT a FANGIRL! *produces an exact replica of Tidus' sword and attacks Kimahri,
who falls asleep halfway through the battle*
Yuna: You made my guardian fall asleep...THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH! *leaps up and hugs
Tidra tightly*
Tidra: @@;;;; Air...Yuna...can't breathe...
Yuna: Sorry. *lets go*
Tidus: Yuna? Tidra? Wanna go make out somewhere?
Yuna and Tidra: *each grab Tidus by an arm and drag him off*
Wakka: Any chance of more of that food?
Lulu: *starts making out with Wakka to shut him up*
Rikku: And once more, the Al Bhed is left out of the action. But I'm HAPPY that way. *scoots away
from Kimahri*
Kimahri: *opens an eye* Kimahri want pretty Al Bhed girl...
Rikku: Not a chance in hell.
*Kimahri runs away, sobbing like a baby*
Rikku: *sweatdrops, and joins in with Lulu and Wakka*
Lulu: I guess now isn't the time to tell you...I'm carrying Auron's baby!
Wakka: *runs away screaming*
Rikku: *sweatdrop* Come on, Lulu, let's go make out somewhere private...
Lulu: Okay! And you know, I was kidding...
Rikku: I figured.
Lulu: I'm carrying Tidus' baby!
Rikku: Now THAT takes 'keeping it in the family' a BIT far, Lulu.
Kimahri: *sweatdrops from the shadows*
Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: Tidus finds out he's a father, and Yuna tries to kill Lulu!
*Tidus, Yuna, Wakka, Lulu, Kimahri and Rikku are all sitting on the floor and eating something
that looks suspiciously like roasted Sinspawn.*
Tidus: *finishes his portion and stretches* That was good.. *eyeing Rikku's portion* Rikku, you
gonna eat that?
Rikku: Ramm hu, bek! *stuffs it into her mouth*
Tidus: Yeah. Whatever. *eyes Kimahri's portion, and the Ronso threateningly reaches for his spear*
Yuna: *reaches out and pushes Tidus forward*
Tidus: *falls too close to the fire and singes his hair* Aack! My hair!
Lulu: *snickers*
Wakka: *steals Lulu's portion of roasted Sinspawn*
Lulu: Give that back, I wasn't done with it!
Wakka: I'm starved!
Tidus: *snatches the food from Wakka* Too bad. *munch*
Lulu: *throws her moogle doll at Tidus, it bounces off his hair and lands in the fire*
Tidus: All right! Hair gel saves the day!
Lulu: *starts crying like a baby* I want my dolly!
All (except Lulu): ...
Wakka: So we know where Tidus gets it from...
Lulu and Tidus: *both glare*
Rikku: *continues chewing the huge piece of Sinspawn*
Kimahri: *falls asleep and lands with a thud on the cold stone floor*
Tidus: *reaches for Kimahri's food*
Wakka: *grabs it first* Ha ha!
Tidus: *pulls his hand back and smacks Wakka, who promptly bursts into tears*
Yuna: You're as bad as Tidus.
Tidus: Yuna! I thought you loved me! *big, frightened eyes*
Yuna: I said that? God, what was I thinking?
*Tidus cries hysterically*
Rikku: *leans across the fire* I love you, Tidus. Don't listen to her.
Tidus: ...WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Yuna: I was just kidding, Tidus. Of course I love you...*grabs him and shakes him furiously* Now
SHUT UP!
Tidus: ...waah?
Yuna: That's better.
Wakka: *finishes Kimahri's food just as the Ronso opens an eye*
Kimahri: Where Kimahri food?
Wakka: *hides the bones behind his back* Tidus ate it.
Tidus: WhaaaAAA?!
Kimahri: *pushes Tidus over again...this time his hair catches on fire*
Tidus: Darn it, I knew I shouldn't have used that much hairspray!
Lulu: So you DO use styling products!
Tidus: You mean you didn't see the empty hairspray bottles all over my tent?
Lulu: *flings a cactuar at Tidus and it gets stuck in his now-sticky hair*
Cactuar: Help! What a way to die! *dies*
Tidus: Cool, my hair kills stuff!
Wakka: So does your B.O.
Tidus: HEY! I showered three days ago!
Yuna: *scoots away, looking disgusted*
Lulu: HOW did I give birth to such an idiot?
Rikku: *finally finishes her food* I'm not saying anything.
Lulu: *throws another cactuar at Rikku, who ducks...it flies into Tidus' hair*
Cactuar 2: Oh no, not this! *dies*
Tidus: *falls over laughing, then stops* I think I split a seam on my shorts.
Yuna: *discreetly tries to peek*
Tidus: Not THERE, Yuna.
Yuna: ...Darn it.
Rikku: Ooh, Tidus wears heart-print boxers!
Tidus: *bursts into tears again* So I'm feminine at heart! It's all such a lie!
Yuna: You mean you ARE gay?
Tidus: No, I mean I'm a girly man.
Wakka: This we knew.
Tidus: *removes a dead cactuar from his hair and tosses it at Wakka...it gets speared on that
sticky-uppy part of Wakka's hair*
Wakka: My hair kills things too!
Rikku: But less painfully.
Kimahri: Kimahri hungry...
All (except Kimahri): *turn to glare at the Ronso*
*Someone falls into the room*
Tidus: Whoa! *is landed on*
???: Where the hell am I?! *looks around* Ooh...Tidus...
Lulu: *laughs hysterically*
Yuna: Tidus! Have you been cheating on me?!
Tidus: I don't even KNOW her!
Kimahri: Well, apparently something in the space-time continuum brought a fangirl into our midst.
*All stare at Kimahri*
Kimahri: Uhm...Kimahri think this girl from other world? heh...
???: *sits up* I smell food...
Tidus: Oh, not this again.
Rikku: YOU ate more than your fair share, Tidus. Don't give us that.
???: *snatches what little is left of Rikku's portion and gobbles it down*
Rikku: And now SHE steals my food. *tears up* Why must EVERYTHING happen to ME?
Tidus: *looks at the mysterious girl with awe* Her appetite's as big as mine...
Lulu: Just what we need...another Tidus.
???: ExCUSE me, MY name is Tidra.
Lulu: Like I said.
Tidra: ...
Tidus: Cool, another me!
Kimahri: Tidus, do you not get the point here? This is simply a FANGIRL.
*All but Tidra stare at the Ronso*
Tidra: I am NOT a FANGIRL! *produces an exact replica of Tidus' sword and attacks Kimahri,
who falls asleep halfway through the battle*
Yuna: You made my guardian fall asleep...THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH! *leaps up and hugs
Tidra tightly*
Tidra: @@;;;; Air...Yuna...can't breathe...
Yuna: Sorry. *lets go*
Tidus: Yuna? Tidra? Wanna go make out somewhere?
Yuna and Tidra: *each grab Tidus by an arm and drag him off*
Wakka: Any chance of more of that food?
Lulu: *starts making out with Wakka to shut him up*
Rikku: And once more, the Al Bhed is left out of the action. But I'm HAPPY that way. *scoots away
from Kimahri*
Kimahri: *opens an eye* Kimahri want pretty Al Bhed girl...
Rikku: Not a chance in hell.
*Kimahri runs away, sobbing like a baby*
Rikku: *sweatdrops, and joins in with Lulu and Wakka*
Lulu: I guess now isn't the time to tell you...I'm carrying Auron's baby!
Wakka: *runs away screaming*
Rikku: *sweatdrop* Come on, Lulu, let's go make out somewhere private...
Lulu: Okay! And you know, I was kidding...
Rikku: I figured.
Lulu: I'm carrying Tidus' baby!
Rikku: Now THAT takes 'keeping it in the family' a BIT far, Lulu.
Kimahri: *sweatdrops from the shadows*
Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: Tidus finds out he's a father, and Yuna tries to kill Lulu!