To: Egypt From: Greece Sunday at 11:00 pm
Message: heyyyy Horus, why as happening?
To:Greece From: Egypt. Sunday at 11:01 pm
Message: Hello Hercules, you are intoxicated, aren't you?
To: Egypt From: Greece Sunday at 11:06 pm
Message: Horus I is tipsy not intoxi... Ya know that word and how is you and your camel
To:Greece From: Egypt. Sunday at 11:07 pm
Message: Again my name isn't Horus and I never had a camel. I'm fine if that's what you mean. Please stop any alcohol intake. It's not good for you.
To: Egypt From: Greece Sunday at 11:08 pm
Message: what do you mean not good? It's awesome! I'm getting a lap dance right now
To:Greece From: Egypt. Sunday at 11:10 pm
Message: I'm not even going to bother with facts but don't drink to much or else you'll end being married to Denmark... Again.
To: Egypt From: Greece Sunday at 11:12 pm
Message: that was one time! Stephano get your butt here and get rid of that pole that's 2 yards up yar ass.
To: Greece From: Egypt Sunday at 11:30 pm
Message: sorry for the delay but who is stephano and I don't have a stick up my ass. For the love of... Forget it. Where are you so I can pick you up?
To: Egypt From: Greece Sunday at 11:32 pm
Message: Oh my gosh the letters look like snowflakes. Good thing I had autocorrect or d,se I couldn't read fix at akl
To: Greece From: Egypt Sunday at 11:33 pm
Message: when they have brain-correct I'll get you one. Who is with you?
To: Egypt From: Greece Sunday at 11:36 pm
Message: thereis Italy and Hungary and Prussia also umthe is people lyjaycoe to meekngs.
To: Greece From: Egypt Sunday at 11:44pm
Message: deciphering your text was difficult but basically everyone at the meetings, right?
To: Egypt From: Greece Sunday at 11:52 pm
Message: needed another drink b4 I could txt u good n ya peeps from da world meetn r here so u shuld com 2
To: Greece From: Egypt Sunday at 11:53 pm
Message: I'm not going to meet everybody while they are drunk. Bitch what is wrong with you?
To: Egypt From: Greece Sunday at 11:55 pm
Message: Bitch~ biiittttcccchhhh! Funny thats wat me n sadik call u!
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 12:00 am
Message: Woah wait a minute. You two call me a bitch?
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 12:02 am
Message: I luv luvs kittys n I luvs dat hot guy staring at me
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 12:03 am
Message: I still need an answer. Why am I a bitch?
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 12:05 am
Message: oh cr p dat Hawt guy is a mirror dat mah luv of mah lyfe fake COM BAK COM BAK I LUVS YA
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 12:06 am
Message: It's just you in the mirror. Yahmar
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 12:07 am
Message: don't ya mean Yamaha? That iz a keybord from Japan
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 12:08 am
Message: Please forgive me for calling you a idiot but you are trying my patience.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 12:10 am
Message: how'd u do dat?
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 12:11 am
Message: Do what?
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 12:12 am
Message: u said da letter p. u can't say dat letter
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 12:14 am
Message: I can type it.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 12:17 am
Message: type please and sprite r words u can't say! And Pepsi! Lol omg!
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 12:19 am
Message: Yes I understand. It's sooo funny. * sarcasm*
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 12:21 am
Message: instead of "sprite" u say "sub rite" lol
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 12:24 am
Message: Ok, Hercules.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 12:25 am
Message: D: I srry. Blease don't get mad me
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 12:30 am
Message: Blease? Really and please text me like a grown man not like a teenage girl.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 12:35 am
Message: Please get lai uptight.
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 12:51 am
Message: Hercules did you give my number to everyone at the bar? I'm getting texts from everybody.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 12:52 am
Message: yup :) #yolo
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 12:54 am
Message: The faith of humanity is lost with you. And don't hand out my number! France, Germany and America have sent me vulgar messages. I'm scared for life.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 12:55 am
Message: wtf is vulgar
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 12:57 am
Message: They want the d
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 12:58 am
Message: omg u do kno what sex is
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 1:00 am
Message: Hercules I have no idea how much of an idiot you think I am?
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 1:03 am
Message: on a scale of 1 - Italy? America. U r sooo dum bout haven fun
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 1:05 am
Message: I can have fun. I just choose not to when I'm with you.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 1:08 am
Message: Y! I luvs u
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 1:09 am
Message: The only time you say that you love me is when your about it insult me. Anyway every time I'm with you and turkey I end up in the hospital.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 1:10 am
Message: ur stil alive #egypt is a biatch
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 1:12 am
Message: #this isn't a social media website dumbass
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 1:15 am
Message: ur still an ass oh! Finnnlllaaannd says murry Christmas.
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 1:17 am
Message: Thank you
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 1:19 am
Message: wait u dunt celebrate x-mas y u lie 2 me
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 1:20 am
Message: Why do people assume everyone celebrates Christmas? A fun fact only Christians celebrate Christmas but some people who aren't Christian celebrate it just for presents. Makes sense?
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 1:23 am
Message: omg look da time! It says 123!
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 1:24 am
Message: Why do I even bother? Merry Christmas to you and I'm on my way to pick you up. Give me the name of the bar/strip club/parking lot you're at.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 1:28 am
Message: it's a bar called Hot and Wild Exotic Dancers lounge. Funny name. Egypt u shuld com cuz they haz peeps taken it off on da poles!
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 1:30 am
Message: I'm going to call you and when I do meet me outside.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 1:32 am
Message: u shuld com I know u wuld b awesome at da poles ;)
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 1:35 am
Message: No. I. Never have nor will I ever pole dance. I'm not even going to go inside. A true gentleman doesn't.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 1:36 am
Message: den y do dey call it a gentlemans club?
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 1:37 am
Message: Because if they called it the man-whores club no one would come.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 1:39 am
Message: do u think ima man-whore?
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 1:51 am
Message: I'm outside please come out of the club.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 1:52 am
Message: I jus puked i sad cuz I was bout 2 get a lap dance :(
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 1:53 am
Message: Greece you're going to be on the naughty list if you don't come outside right now.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 1:55 am
Message: on ur naughty list ;)
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 1:56 am
Message: Yes and do you know what I do to people on my naughty list?
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 1:57 am
Message: obviously not sme old
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 1:58 am
Message: At least I'm not a man whore, anyway no gifts for you tomorrow.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 2:00 am
Message: D:
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 2:02 am
Message: Holy crap is that you staggering out of the club? Ya Allah you look horrible.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 2:04 am
Message: how bout u help ,e? I see 4 of u.
（≧∇≦) next day!
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 3:23 pm
Message: Egypt where the hell are you? My head hurts and why am I in your house and where is my pants?!
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 3:24 pm
Message: Good morning sleeping beauty. And to answer your questions, I'm at the store getting you aspirin. You're at my house because you didn't have your house keys. And your pants I think is with that lady who gave you a lap dance.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 3:25 pm
Message: not friggin funny I know your laughing dumb Arab.
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 3:26 pm
Message: Is that the way to talk to the man who has took you in when your drunk, took care of you until you finally fell asleep and allowed you to wear his clothes until you get home? Hmm.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 3:28 pm
Message: you're not a goddamn saint don't try that shit.
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 3:30 pm
Message: okay the I'll return the aspirin.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 3:33 pm
Message: sorry for the words I spoke out of pain, please can you get me some beer or vodka I need to drink this hangover away.
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 3:35 pm
Message: I've never had a hangover, how bad is it? By the way merry Christmas, sorry my house isn't decorated for this holiday but there is a gift for you next to the door.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 3:37 pm
Message: you're a saint man. As for the hangovers it hurts like hell. Even the lights hurt.
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 3:40 pm
Message: I got you beer. Don't ask if its good because I really don't know. I'm not an alcoholic. Thanks, I know I'm a saint. :)
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 3:41 pm
Message: no matter who I tell they would never believe me when I tell them that you're a master troll you prick.
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 3:46 pm
Message: I think it's funny, when you describe me you make me seem like I'm a part of slytherin or ravenclaw. To which, I'm flattered. I'm going to be home in 5 minutes, can you manage 5 more minuets without beer and or aspirin?
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 3:47 pm
Message: speed bitch speed! My head feels like its exploding. No joke intended.
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 3:48 pm
Message: What the hell you mean no joke intended?
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 3:50 pm
Message: Never mind. Oh I see you outside I'll help with the groceries
To:Egypt. From: Greece. Monday at 3:51 pm
Message: my bad I just mistook your neighbor for you. Sorry.
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 3:52 pm.
Message: I feel loved. Anyway that's one nice Christmas spirit you have. -sarcasm-
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 3:53 pm
Message: it's Christmas? Holy crap! How'd I forget? Hey did I text you when I was drunk? That's the only memory I have of last night.
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 3:54 pm
Message: Even the Muslim who doesn't celebrate Christmas can keep track of the holidays. Yes today is Christmas, don't worry about the Christmas party, I invited everyone over for a Christmas dinner.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 3:55 pm
Message: Why are you throwing a party? For me? :D
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 3:56 pm
Message: not even close, it's because everyone is too drunk to go home and last thing I want to hear from our bosses is why are celebrating Christmas a week later. Besides I love parties.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 3:57 pm
Message: what's the catch?
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 3:58
Message: you're cooking biatch. #i deleted all your texts on your phone from last night.
To: Egypt From: Greece Monday at 3:59 pm
Message: I hate you.
To: Greece From: Egypt Monday at 4:01 pm
Message: you man-whore get outside and help me with the groceries. Sadik and kiku are going to be here any minute to help out.
Okay this is horrible. I tried literally 5 times spent about two hours trying to space it but it would remove the spacing! Anyway for any of you who did read this please tell me what you think. Also if you are the first five I will write you a mini story of you otp. No smut. Anyways happy holidays, wishing you the best of this holiday season and hoping that the next year for you will bring you nothing but joy.