Recipe

Recipe

AN: I don't own anything in this story. This is for MysticSpiritus so enjoy. Please R&R.

The date had gone smoothly in the Turk's estimation. The movie had been okay although his ribs were a little bruised. Tifa had grabbed onto him tightly every time she was scared. After that they had walked home, her hand entwining with his. And now here Reno was seated at a candle lit table while from the kitchen came sounds of clattering and other noises.

Tifa then entered the dining room carrying a steaming pot. She was dressed in a white apron and had chocobo covered oven mitts covering her hands. The barmaid grinned at him then which Reno quickly returned, it was just such a smile.

"What did you make, yo?" Reno asked.

"You'll just have to wait and see." Tifa remarked in a singsong tone. Quickly removing her kitchen wear she sat down beside him. Reno ladled out some of the mystery dish and looked down at the contents. It was some kind of soup and meat combo. Taking a spoon to his lips he quickly swallowed.

"This is great Teef, what's it called?"

"Ojo Fleur."

"You sound very sexy when you speak French." Reno remarked. Tifa's face was a little crimson as she ate her soup. Silence reigned for some time until the Turk had another question. "Just what exactly is in this anyway?"

"Some garlic cloves, beef, onion leeks, and venison." At that last ingredient Reno's Mako glowing orbs widened.

"Venison? Tifa I'm allergic to venison."

"Why didn't you tell me?" Tifa asked. But Reno's face then started turning red and his face looked swollen. "Is there anything I can do?" She asked.

"No. De swellingb gobs dobn in a couble hours." Reno said, his speech hindered by his swollen face. Tifa couldn't hold it in any longer. She started laughing, great big belly laughs that resounded throughout the dining room. Reno suddenly pointed at the floor, eyes wide. "It's ab mouse!"

"EEEK! Where is it?! Don't let it touch me!" Tifa said, getting up on the chair and staring around at the floor. Reno chuckled at her reaction to his little prank and Tifa glared at him and walked over to the couch. Reno followed after her and plopped down beside his lover.

"Sorry Tifba bub you shouldbnt labgh ab my condbtion." He then nestled his head on her shoulder.

"We make quite a pair, don't we Re?" Tifa said, arm wrapping around his side. He didn't respond but leaned in to kiss her on the cheek. He was stopped by her index finger. "Not so fast, what if that's contagious?" Reno's response was to tickle her sides. Tifa shrieked with laughter and got up to escape his relentless hands. Running into the kitchen with Reno in hot pursuit, she was just about to tickle him in return when she tripped over a discarded toy that Marlene had left sitting out on the floor. Her back hit the tile floor and the vibration from her landing sent something rolling off the counter to land right in her mouth. She swallowed by reflex and got to her feet with Reno's help.

"Yob okab?" Reno asked. Just then Tifa's stomach rumbled and she groaned. Amid her pain she realized that what she had swallowed was shrimp, something she was highly allergic to. A rocket launcher belch escaped her immaculate lips and Reno stepped back a little, startled at its ferocity.

"I'm URP allergic to shrimp." Tifa said, trying to stifle her allergy induced belches but to no avail. Reno started chuckling and Tifa whacked him over the head until she released yet another massive belch. Reno laughed once more and Tifa laughed as well. Reno then leaned towards her and kissed her on the lips quickly, not wanting her to belch in his mouth involuntarily.

"I lovb everybthing aboub yob babe, evenb yourb burbps." Tifa rolled her eyes at his statement but hugged him tightly, savoring his warmth. Next date, Reno was cooking in those sexy boxers of his, the barmaid thought to herself, smiling as she felt Reno's lanky arms encircle her waist and pulled her closer.