Hello Sweetie! So this is my very first FanFic... THIS WILL EVENTUALLY CONTAIN LEMONS WARNING! Tell me what you think! I'm writing more AS WE SPEEK. So if you like what i have presented you lemme know so i can post MOAR! I don't own any of the characters or anything!

Everyone was gathered in the guild hall this afternoon. Gray was trying to sit in peace but instead was being sexually harassed by Juvia as always. Erza was at the bar eating a slice of cake, talking to Mira about their last job and how Gray and Natsu managed to destroy a monument. Lucy was sitting with Levy, helping her decipher some old stone tablets. Natsu? Well he was sitting at a table with happy chowing down on about twenty different meals. Happy was sitting along side him with a fish hanging half way out of his mouth. Macao and Wakaba walked over to the two ferocious eaters and sat down in front of them. "Oh hey Macao. Wakaba!"

"So listen Natsu..." Macao started.

"Wakaba and I were over there checking out some girls, wanna join us?"

"What do you mean?" Natsu answered with a mouth full of Ramen.

"What needs to be checked out? They look fine to me." Natsu stabbed his fork into a large slice of roast and shoved it in his mouth.

"Seriously?" Wakaba took a long drag off of his cigarette. He turned to Macao.

"He has no idea what we are talking about."

Macao got up from his seat and sat next to Natsu. He threw his arm around him and kinda moved him close so they could whisper.

"What do you see when you look at Lucy?" Macao whispered to Natsu. Happy flew up on to Natsu's shoulder so he could eaves drop on their conversation. Natsu gulped down his food before he could answer. He looked over at Lucy with a blank stare on his face.

"I see Lucy, Duh!" Natsu answered with a stupid smile.

"No, I mean really look at her, look at all the details of her body. How does that make you feel?"

Macao whispered and mischievously grinned toward Wakaba. Wakaba laughed a little to himself.

"Huh?" Natsu looked back at Lucy and started to examine her. Lucy was across the room, her and Levy were having a pretty good time and laughing. The first thing his eyes saw was her chest and how large it was. Natsu thought to himself how he'd like to maybe squeeze them one day, but not out of lust, out of curiosity. Lucy jumped up a little to laugh and her chest bounced so gracefully. Her boobs looked so soft and bouncy. Natsu started to day dream about using them as a pillow and how heavenly it must feel. He hadn't realized it but his mouth was hung open. Wakaba and Macao started to laugh a little at the sight of Natsu practically drooling over her. When he realized it, he looked over at Macao and Wakaba.

"Oh shut up." Natsu grunted when he realized that they were laughing at him.

"When are you two going to actually... you know..." Wakaba stood up from his seat and started making a humping motion in the air.

"Huh?" Natsu was dumbfounded. His simple mind couldn't comprehend. Most of the time Natsu was oblivious to his surroundings, if it didn't involve fighting, eating or sleeping, he didn't care.

"Wake up and smell the roses kid," Wakaba started but was interrupted by Macao.

"I got this..." Macao gave a sly wink to his Nakama across the table and leaned toward Natsu's ear. Let's just say Natsu knew little about sex. I mean, he knew the basics and would occasionally relieve himself, but he never really thought he'd ever go that far with anyone. When Macao had finally finished spilling all the goodies, Natsu face shot blood red. Wakaba and Macao got up from the table laughing their asses off, they knew Natsu was simple minded but they had no idea just how clueless he was. This made Natsu very nervous. He looked around the room at all the other women and finally "looked" at them, but there was something missing... He scanned the room and was unsatisfied. When his eyes landed on Lucy, something clicked. He realized what all the women were missing. They just weren't her. If he was going to have anyone in this world, it would be her. Natsu's face got red again and he turned to look at Happy.

"Oh god, now what am I going to do?" Natsu brought his elbows to the table and slammed his head into his hands. Happy looked at Natsu and tried to come up with a solution, but Happy was simple minded as well. They both just sorta lowered their heads and sighed. Lucy noticed from across the room that something was wrong.

"Hold on Levy-Chan, I'll be right back." Levy looked at Lucy with a sense of curiosity. Lucy stood up from her seat and walked toward Natsu and Happy.

"I wonder whats wrong with them..." She thought to herself. As she approached the table, Lucy could smell the sweet but slightly odorous smell that seemed to irradiate from Natsu. Over the years, she learned to enjoy this smell.

"Natsu?" Lucy laid her hand on Natsu shoulder but he didn't even twitch.

"You ok?" She asked, her voice sounding concerned. Natsu lifted his head off of his head and looked at Lucy. One of her hands was on Natsu's shoulder and the other was curled into a loose fist, resting on her breasts. She did this when she was concerned about something. Her chest was even larger close up. His thoughts raced of images of him and Lucy in the bedroom. He blushed but shook it off quickly.

"Uhh... I'm just tired...See yah later Luce!" Natsu gave Lucy the best smile he could, stood up and practically ran out of the Guild Hall. He was so embarrassed. Natsu just started walking, he didn't know where to go. If he went home, it'd probably just remind him of Lucy. After all, he did keep a lot of mementos from their jobs. He had to shake this feeling before he talked to Lucy again.