Ash and Bryan: Troublemakers

The Diary Effect

Bryan-I created this character. I guess I co-created him with my sister. His full name is Bryan neo,namco Anderson. He is a very stupid character(BEWARE). I will use him in a lot of my stories(BEWARE). I thought I could introduce him to you in this short fan fic so you know what he's like. I have had a lot of fun playing with this character and creating him. You will get to know him as I submit more fics. But, he will probably never have a starring role. So he wont be taking any thing away from the main story: Ash and Misty. I hope you enjoy this spin-off of my other fic, 'Pokemon People' which i dont suggest reading really.

Brock: Ok guys were going now are you sure you don't want to go?

Ash: Yes were sure we don't want to go to the women's expo.

Misty: Ok but your gonna miss out on a lot.

Brock: Yeah there's gonna be all kinds of hot chicks there.

Bryan: Brock it's a women's expo there's not gonna be any hot chicks there.

Misty: You guys stay out of trouble while were gone.

Ash/Bryan: Ok.

Brock and Misty, as well as Pikachu, and Bryan's talking Raichu,pulled away in their car and were now out of sight. Ash and Bryan looked at each other with angry looks on their face. Bryan pointed in the direction behind Ash causing Ash to look that way. Bryan then took off running upstairs towards Misty's room.

Ash: Bryan stop!

Bryan didn't stop as he entered her room. Bryan reached under Misty's bed and pulled out her diary. Ash came in to the room and graved the diary. The two were now playing tug of war with the book.

Ash: Bryan drop it it's none of your business what's in there. How would you feel if Misty knew your secret thoughts that only you knew?

Bryan: I wouldn't care. And why dose she put her so called secret thoughts down on paper for anyone to read if she can just store them in her memory?

Ash: That's uh a good point, but now you can't read it please. If you do she'll blame me for it and I don't want to loose my best friend.

Bryan: I'm not your best friend?

Ash: I just met you a couple of months ago of course your not my best friend.

Bryan: Fine then your not my best friend.

Ash: Bryan it's my house and I want you to leave right now!

Bryan: Fine I will!

2 minutes later Ash was now on the couch watching Punked when he heard some commotion outside. He went next door to Bryan's house which was where the noise was coming from. He saw a long line of people at his house. He wondered what was going on. He walked up to the front of the line where he saw Bryan sitting at a table with a bunch of books and a price tag that said 10$.

Bryan: Come on everyone get your diary's that reveal the secret thoughts of a 16 year old girl. Don't be shy come on up.

Ash then remembered that he never got the diary back from Bryan and that he must have copied the diary.

Ash: Bryan you ass hole what are you doing? It's one thing to read her diary but to copy and sell them to the world is just evil!

Ash charged right for Bryan and the two teens were now locked in a fist fight. While the two were fighting the people in line came and stole the diaries. Ash and Bryan looked up and noticed that all of the diaries had been stolen.

Ash: Oh my god! All the diaries are gone and now everyone's gonna know Misty's personal stuff.

Bryan: Don't worry all of those were fakes.

Ash: You mean they all had false information?

Bryan: …No they were all copies this is the real diary.He held up the diary

Ash: I have to put it back under her bed or she'll know that we took it.

Ash placed the diary back in it's prior position under Misty's bed. Ash walked out of Misty's room and in to the living room. He froze at what he saw lying on the couch. First he saw Bryan sitting on the chair next to the couch. There on the couch was a 15 foot crocodile.

Ash: Bryan what the hell is a crocodile doing on the couch?

Bryan: What are you talking Ahhhhhhh!

Ash and Bryan both ran in to the kitchen both of them confused. Bryan explained his story that he bought a baby crocodile and it got to big so he released it in to the city a few days ago.

Ash: We have to do something about it.

Then out of no where Steve Irwin came in to the scene.

Steve: Crikey that's a big bloke! Wait a minute it's a Sheila.

Bryan: Mr. crazy croc hunter we need you to get that thing out of this house.

Steve: No problem mate I'll take care of it for ya.

Steve sneaked around to the back of the croc and prepared to leap on it.

Steve: Oh crikey me arm! Owwww ow ow ow!

The crocodile left after devouring the ex-croc hunter. Ash and Bryan cleaned up all the blood and body parts.

Misty: Were back early because the women's expo isn't even in town yet. So what did you do in your time when we were gone?

Ash: Watch TV

Bryan: That's right we watched TV…then I went in to your room to read your diary and me an Ash played tug of war with it then I made copies of it and sold it to a few hundred people, not counting the ones that stole any. Then there was a crocodile on the couch then the crocodile hunter came and got eaten. There was a bunch of blood and body parts lying around then we cleaned it up and then we watched TV again for 5 minutes until you guys came home.

The End

If you read this story...I hope it made you laugh in some parts, this isn't my best work, it's just something I threw together one day, I just made it up really fast as I went along. Same thing with the other chapters following.