"lets try this again"...
- TAP TAP CLICK TAP TAP- ... DELETE...
"Sigh"
-tap tap click click tap tap tap- "DAMNIT!"... delete...
gives the white screen the finger *
- RING RING-
"what the fuck?"
- RING RI.." Hello?"
Voice: " you having trouble again?'
Me: "what? "
Voice: "Are you having trouble writing again? "
Me: " How did you... Who is this?"
Voice: "That doesn't matter right now, I asked you a quest *CLICK*
" that was weird.."
Puts phone down and stares at the screen dumbfounded.
" What the fuck am I supposed to write about?" I mumble to myself as my eyes wander around the small office/bedroom.
-RING RING- " What the hell?"
picks up phone and checks caller ID *unknown*
-RING RI..- "hello?"
Voice: "Why'd you hang up on me? "
Me: "Because you're distracting me. "
Voice: "I'm merely trying to help, that white screen can be intimidating."
Me: ...
Looks out window. nothing but a blue brick wall.
Me: "Who the fuck is this? "
Voice: "watch your language young lady and answer the ques-" -CLICK-
Me: "who the fu-" -RING RING-
Me: " oh hell no. "
taps ignore and puts phone back down "Not now creepy dude."
Stares out the window in a daze, My eyes wander back to the evil white screen. I bite my lip in frustration and flip it the double bird before rising to make my way to the kitchen for a cup of tea.
SIX HOURS LATER...
"stupid Hobbs, STAY DOWN! Where the hell did that Balverine come from?"
The controller in my hand vibrates as i take another hit.
"Hey Robert where'd ya go? I'm getting my ass kicked over here!'
"Sorry Bunny, my dog keeps barking at the back door. I tried to let him out but he won't go and there's nothing out there." A staticy voice says through the headset.
" He's probably trying to distract you so he can get to your chicken nuggits dude, just give him one and get back to the game." I say as I dodge another Hobb
*sigh* "o.k Bunny I got you"
RING,RING
Me: what the fuck? Hang on Robert I got a phone call" I speak into the headset as i put the controller down.
"o.k Bunny, I got your back." Robert says through the headset. I can barely hear him with his dog barking in the backround.
RING,RING. -CLICK- "hello?'
Voice: "Why aren't you writing?"
Me: "what the fuck?'
Voice: "mind the profanity please, why aren't you writin-" -CLICK-
I put my phone on silent i set it aside and resume gameplay,
Me: "Shit Robert how many times have I been knocked out?"
Robert: "Just once Bunny, ...ad to put my d...side, he just wouldn't shut up."
Me: "Damn man nobody is gonna find me attractive covered in scars, you owe me a Bewitching augment."
Robert: "yeah I'll get you o.. a...can o.k lets...lay."
Me: "Hey Robert your breaking up a bit, you lagging man?"
Robert: "No...ink its on...r end."
Me: "What was that man? I didn't catch that."
Robert: ...
Me: "Hey Robert?"
Robert:...
Me: "well shit"
Voice through the headset: "I've warned you about the profanity"
Me:...
Voice: "You need to be writing."
Me:"Damnit Robert thats not funny, I should've known it was you."
Voice: "Who's Robert?
Me: "you smartass, now quit fucking around and lets play."
Voice: "...This isn't Robert..."
Me: "what?"
Voice: "My name is not Robert."
Me: "How'd you get in this party chat? it's invite only."
I tap the home screen button to see who's chatting, my eyes widen as a sense of unease settles over me when I see the name UnknownGaMer under my name instead of Roberts tag.
Me: "who are you?"
Voice: "...You should be writing..."
Me: "answer the question"
Voice: "...no..."
Me: "why not?"
Voice: "Because your not writing."
Me: " Listen weirdo, I'm not gonna write shit because some creepy voice is telling me to."
Voice: ...
Voice: "please."
Me: "why?"
Voice: " Someone needs t...ite my..."
Me: "what?"
Voice: "..ease ju...y story."
Me: "Huh?"
Static then the sound of a dog barking right in my ear.
Robert: "Hey bunny you there? I can't hear a thing!"
Me: "Robert? what the hell man? What happened?"
Robert: "Sorry Bunny I had to mute my mic, my girl came in yelling about leaving the dog outside. I didn't want you to hear that shit."
"thats just weird" I say to myself.
"Listen Robert, I gotta get off here. I think I've been on too long, Tell Amber I said hey and i'll call her later ok?"
Robert: "o.k Bunny, Catch ya later."
Logging off I set my head set and controller down and with increasing trepidation I make my way around the house locking doors and turning off lights in preperation for bed.