Yet another list, made with my friend Vamp-Girl360. Face it, everyone's had at least one of these things…unless it's just me…ENJOY ANYWAYS!!!
30 Crimes Against Life According To Someone Other Than Jigsaw
Tops that refuse to fit you. (Happened to me- V-G)
Clothes you'll never wear.
French homework.
Any homework.
Youtube being down for maintenance.
FanFiction being down for maintenance.
Other members of your family using the computer instead of you. (Grrr…- V-G)
Your computer crashing just in the middle of something really important i.e. new FanFiction story/homework you should've done ages ago but 'forgot'…
Your computer crashing.
Power cuts.
Power cuts right in the middle of X Factor.
The twins on X Factor (is it only me that finds them annoying…?) (No. I mean, did you SEE their clothes on the 1st live show!!!- V-G) (My point is proved…)
People slagging you off for no apparent reason.
Murders, paedos ect.
David Tennant leaving Dr Who. (Sob, Sob- V-G)
Not knowing who the hell is Jigsaw (REALLY stupid if you're reading this)
Not knowing what the hell is Saw (also REALLY stupid if you're reading this)
People who think they can sing but really can't. (Hope you don't mean me.- V-G) (I do. Sorry.) (Actually, my singing teacher says I have the best natural voice he's ever heard, so HA!!- V.G) (HIS point of view…moving on…)
Feeling hungry but not being able to eat anything.
Really good shows being cancelled (Friends…)
Paris Hilton/Britney Spears. (If you don't agree, you've never heard of them. You never hear Britney's real voice, and why exactly IS Paris Hilton famous?! She's never done anything!!- V-G) (Ditto.)
Being sent out of a lesson for smiling (it HAS happened…I should know…)(No joke- V-G)
Your favourite character being basically killed (Skulduggery Pleasant…)
Friends singing 'If You Seek Amy' in HMV to 'find you' because it HAPPENS to be your name… (Also no joke, my b-day, lol!!- V-G)
Friends acting immature just to piss you off.
Friends going out with boys who are complete arse heads and just as good looking. (I know who you're getting at SM, and it's not true!!- V-G) (Unfortunately it is…)
Boys (enough said)
People asking continuously for food (not connected to How To Really Piss Off Mark Hoffman)
18 rated movies (the ones you want to watch and can't because you're not old enough…Saw 6…sob…) (Totally agree )
Not being able to think up another reason.
If you have any crimes against life, please add to your comments. I hope SOMEONE out there agrees with at least one of those-
What's that Vamp-Girl360? Jigsaw would agree with some of these? I know, he'd REALLY agree with the twins one (lol)…