A/n: well…I got my account back, hehe.
The fellowship landed heavily on a carpet. Suddenly the ground shook beneath them. People they didn't know screamed, all of them sitting in a seat.
Legolas, whose arm had about to let out an arrow at an ork before all of this, accidently let one fly towards the ceiling. No one but him saw the hole in the roof…
"There's too much weight in the airplane now!", shouted a man in a suit from the back.
They all wondered what an airplane was. Legolas ventured to look outside as the building they were all standing in started to plunge down, as if there was no ground beneath it. All he saw were big puffy clouds.
Farther and farther the plane sank. They landed somewhere outside of Ohio. People stumbling upon the horrific scene would later say they were sure it must have been some sort of Star Trek convention because the only remains from the airplane where some swords that managed not to melt, an arrow, a necklace holding a gold ring, and a wizard's hat.
Several years later, after Saroun had manged to use this opportunity to enslave a completely different dimension from his own, people would curse that damned pretty-boy elf.
A/N: No offense, I love Orlando Bloom and hi character Legolas, I just though this would be a noble end for him (laughing uncontrollably for no reason, at something 90 of America won't think funny