The moon and the sun don't play dum
'O Gobble Gobble' said the old man
'The moon, he is on a light dip in the dark sky saving stars
and the Sun!!
She has slipped off the Black Willow.'
'Well I dare say!! Do you know what it means??' Asked the black widow
'Not that I know of. So prey tell, does the sun and the moon meeting mean?' asked the old man who was now curios of what the black widow was saying
'It means that an old man, sitting in a pan, sipping sap and talking to a black widow about the moon and the sun meeting!!! Has gone crazy' said the black widow as it cradled away.
'mmmmm wait what?? I was talking about a vampire meeting a human who'd fallen of a tree!' Yelled the old man to the widows back