Instant Messaging With the Cast of Scrubs

Screen names:

JD: JDogg21

Turk: Chocolatebear37

Elliot: Blonde_Doctor44

Dr. Cox: 34

Carla: I'm_not_Puerto_Rican83

Dr. Kelso: Retirement_is_a_breeze56

Janitor: Squeaky_Clean55

Jdogg21 has signed on

Chocolatebear37 has signed on

Jdogg21: Hi Turk

Chocolatebear37: Sup J Dizzle

Jdogg21: I picked up a new girl at the bar last night

Chocolatebear37: That's my boy

Jdogg21: She is a real hottie too! And she thinks it's cute that I drink apple-tinis too!!

Chocolatebear37: Are you sure she isn't imaginary, like that pony you had back in med school

Jdogg21: Which one Rainbow or Sparkles

Chocolatebear37: Dude

Jdogg21: What?

Im_not_Puerto_Rican83 has signed on

Im_not_Puerto_Rican83: TURK!!!

Chocolatebear37: Yes baby?

Im_not_Puerto_Rican83: I swear if you don't pick up your dirty underwear off the bathroom floor that I have been telling you to pick up for the past 3 months I swear that I will make it so you can't have any more children

Chocolatebear37: I'll do it later baby

Im_not_Puerto_Rican83: Do it now or don't even think about me having sex with you for 3 months

Chocolatebear37 has set his status as away

Jdogg21: HA HA Turk

Im_not_Puerto_Rican83: Do you want me to make it so you can't have children either Bambi?

Jdogg21: NO!!!

Chocolatebear37 has returned from away

Chocolatebear37: Ok baby I picked them up

Im_not_Puerto_Rican83: Thank you

Im_not_Purto_Rican83 has signed out

Jdogg21: Carla scares me sometimes

Chocolatebear37: Don't mess with a Puerto Rican woman she will mess you up

Im_not_Puerto_Rican83 has signed on

Im_not_Puerto_Rican83: I'M NOT PUERTO RICAN!!!!!!!!!!

Im_not_Puerto_Rican83 has signed out

Blonde_Doctor44 has signed on

Dr. Scary34 has signed on

Squeaky_Clean55 has signed on

Retirement_is_a_breeze56 has signed on

Squeaky_Clean55: Even I knew that she wasn't Puerto Rican

Blonde_Doctor44: So did I seriously Turk you're married to her you should know that she is Dominican

34: alright listen up newbie if blonde bimbo and cleaner of puke here know that your wife is Dominican and you don't well that doesn't score you and brownie points at home there now dose it. Isn't that right Bobbo

Retirement_is_a_breeze56: I'm leaving

Retirement _is_a_breese56 has signed out

Blonde_Doctor44: I'm not a blonde bimbo

Jdogg21: relax mole butt

Blonde_doctor44 has signed out

Squeaky_clean55: no one picks on blonde doctor with feeling the wrath of my squirrels

Squeaky_clean55 has signed out

34: alright listen here Gandhi I want you to march right into your bedroom and have a talk with your wife about the fact that she is Dominican and not Puerto Rican so I don't have to hear you cry for the next three months about how you aren't getting it

Chocolatebear37 has signed out

Dr. Scary34: Well Debbie I would love to stay and chat with you about Ponies and rainbows but I have a root canal that I am just so excited about having

Dr. Scary34 has signed out

Jdogg21: And now I'm all alone

Jdogg21: I think I want an apple-tini

Jdogg21 has signed out