Chapter 518
Parody:
Toutousai: "It's finally appeared. That's not a
memento of your father, it's a sword of your own-
Bakusaiga!"
Sesshoumaru: "Ummm... and exactly what gives
you the right to name my new sword? You didn't even forge
it!"
Toutousai: "You HAVE to call it
'Bakusaiga!'"
Sesshoumaru: "...but this Sesshoumaru
already had a name in mind for the sword he would get someday..."
sniffle
Toutousai: "Well, what were you going to
call it?"
Sesshoumaru: "'Samehada.'"
Toutousai:
sighs "This is the Naruto generation..."
Toutousai:
"Sesshoumaru, that sword has been with you all along. Inside
yourself. However, in order to obtain it, it was neccessary for you
to stand on your own as a true daiyoukai."
Sesshoumaru:
"Hmmm... This Sesshoumaru had felt something when he
was leaning over sometimes... This Sesshoumaru had been afraid that
it was appendicitis. What relief to know that it was just a
3-foot-long sword that was inside of this Sesshoumaru's body without
him knowing about it."
Kagome: "So, how did the sword
get there- inside of Sesshoumaru, I mean? Did you put it there,
Toutousai?"
Toutousai: "No, like I said, the sword has
been inside of him all along! From the very start!"
Kagome:
"Like, since he was BORN?! It's a huge, metal sword! How could
he have been born with that inside of him?!"
Sesshoumaru:
"This Sesshoumaru's honored mother-sama mentioned that it was a
difficult 4 weeks of labor when this Sesshoumaru was delivered... but
this Sesshoumaru is so relieved to know that he does not have
appendicitis!"
Toutousai: "Actually, you did,
Sesshoumaru. Just as your father's twin swords were forged from his
fearsome fangs, your sword Bakusaiga was born from your diseased
appendix."
Sesshoumaru: "This Sesshoumaru is going to
use his splendid new appendix-sword to kill an annoying old
swordsmith in about 30 seconds."
Toutousai: jumps behind
Inuyasha for protection