I've added humor in the Ella Enchanted category. I admit, I kinda copied Ninamazing by doing it in her style with Dobby and Christina Aguilera* ducks her head in shame* but besides the style of changing the words around, it is all mine. 'Cept for Britney and Lucinda, anyway. The following is Lucinda cackling madly along to oops I did it again, by Britney Spears in case you live out on mars or something....enjoy!

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I think I did it again

I made two people be more then just friends

Oh baby

It might of been a crush

But now I've turned it into something serious

Cause to perform big magic

That is just so typically me

Oh baby baby

Oops! I did it again!

I messed with other people's hearts

Got yelled at in the end

Oh baby baby

Oops, you think their in love

That this whole thing was sent from above

Well, I'm not that young or innocent



You see the spell was like this

I was dreaming away

Seeing all these heroes that technically don't exist

I cry, watching the weddings

Can't you see that my gifts are perfect in so many ways?

Cause to perform big magic,

that is just so typically me

Oh baby oh

Oops! I did it again!

I messed with other people's hearts

Got yelled at in the end

Oh baby baby

Oops, you think their in love

That the whole thing was sent from above

Well, I'm not that young or innocent

" I declare these two married!"

" Wait, before you go, there's something I want to give you!"

" A fairy gift! Isn't this beautiful Sir. P, with everyone here! But wait, isn't this....?"

" Yes, yes a fairy gift it is."

" But Madame, I thought that, that old King banished Fairy gifts in the end...."

" Well, I bestow eternal love on you two."

" Oh, you shouldn't have."



Oops, I did it again to these peoples hearts....

Got yelled at in the end

Oh baby

Oops, you think that the gift was sent from above

Well, I'm not that young or innocent.









La, la, la. Lucinda jumps around the house, turning everything into pumpkins as she hops by. Hattie passes by singing Unpretty by TLC, passing by Mandy who is singing What's my age again? By Blink 182, who passes Ella who is singing Independent woman by Destiny's Child, who passes Char singing Aaron's party by Aaron Carter, and above them all Lucinda sings madly to Britney Spears. Will the madness ever stop? Can Madame Olga control the household to hold a cotillion the same night? What will Christina Aguilera have to say about this? How will Olive react when there is no one to bake her a cake? Will Cyril the crippled fairy and Claudia the fat fairy be able to save them, or will they too join in the addictive madness? How will King Jerrold and Queen Daria react to their Son wanting to listen to how I beat Shaq instead of Gavottes and Mazurkas? Will Sir Peter be able to break his curse with the madness? ( Actually, I hope not. Clearly on page 85 of Ella Enchanted, Sir Peter calls Slannen a greenie! He insults my man! Actually, no, my men are Char and Westley, but that's besides the point. He's a !%!!#%^ Deserves to be carried off by Ogres) Will all of Frell be overcome with Britney madness? Is all hope lost? Is THERE NO JUSTICE IN THIS CRUEL WORLD????? ***actually, no. Justice would take the fun out of living. Sorry that I'm a bit insane. I go crazy occasionally and write random, insane things. Hey, in the midst of all this chaos, I think I may be on to something....... I think I'll continue it, whether or not the General public likes it.