"Do I really h-have to wear this K-Kenny?" Butters asked nervously as he rubbed his knuckles together. Kenny was sprawled across Butters couch clicking through channels. "Yep," he said nonchalantly. Butters, who was sitting on the floor frowned.
"B-but why?" he asked him, growing irritated. Kenny nudged his head with his foot. "Because I said so," He said. Butters opened his mouth to say something, but then thought against it. With a big sigh he stalked off to the bathroom.
"A-alright Kenny, I'm wearin' it…" Butters said sadly, stepping out of the bathroom. He was dressed in a short pink dress with barrettes in his messy blonde hair. Kenny grinned at him. "Aww Butterscotch you so damn cute!" he said proudly.
Butters peeked out the window. "If my mom a-and dad get home and see me wearin' this I'm gonna get grounded!" He said. Kenny smacked his forehead. "Butters, your parents are in Utah, they aren't coming home any time soon." Kenny said in an exasperated tone.
"I dunno…" Butter said, shuffling his feet. Kenny smiled at him. "Trust me. Now get your butt over here," he said throwing his arms open. Butter threw one last glance out the window and lay down in Kenny's arms. Kenny kissed his head.
"Don't worry about it, Butters, I'm right here," Kenny said. They drifted off the sleep. Butters was startled by a loud slamming door. "Butters!" his mother shouted. "What the hell are you doing son?!" his father yelled. Kenny, who was now also awake groggily flipped them of. He hauled Butters out the door and slammed it shut in their faces.
"I don't think you shoulda' d-done that Kenny," Butters said looking back at his house, "They're gonna be awful sore when I get home."
"The only one who's gonna be sore," Kenny said, dragging him along, "Is you."
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That last sentence was for mature viewers only
Yay! Bunny! I freaking love that couple