Me: Hey everyone! This is my new story Konoha Monster High! *throws confetti everywhere* X3
Shikamaru: *Snore*
Me: *throws a Sasuke plushie at him* WAKE UP YOU BAKA! I DIDN'T PICK YOU AS MY HELPER JUST FOR YOU TO SIT HERE AND SLEEP THE WHOLE TIME!
Shikamaru: CHEESE! Huh, oh its just you troublesome woman…
Me: *twitches eye* WHAT DID YOU SAY? *anime vein pops out and fire bust out of my eyes*
Shikamaru: Err..! She doesn't own Naruto or any Marvel or Twilight characters! Please enjoy! *runs for the hills*
Me:*runs after him with a Pein plushie* ONE DAY I SHALL OWN YOU SHIKAMARU NARA &WHEN THAT DAY COMES!... OH JUST YOU WATCH! MUUWWHAHAHAH-*chokes on fly*
Beep Beep
"Ugh…"
Beep Beep
Shut that thing up can't you see I'm trying to sleep in here?
Be- Boom!
I lowered my sizzling finger back down to my bed to push me up. I rubbed my eyes and turned my head a full 360 degrees hoping to get a satisfying-crack! Bingo. To lazy to walk, I float out of bed, stripped off my PJ's and went straight into the shower. I used my mom's homemade Rotten Frog Legs body wash. Boy did I smell G O O D! I step out the shower with my waist length, wet pink hair clinging to my skin. As I took a step forward to grab a towel, I slip and fall flat on my butt.
*Snapshot*
Name: Sakura Haruno
Species: Full-blood Witch (A/N: A female wizard ;P)
Type: Theurgist & Necromancer (controls Life and Death Magic)
Age:16
Funfacts: Short. Tempered.
I quickly stand up, cursing all the way, and snap my fingers. In a flash I was dressed from head to toe in my wizard attire. (A/N: All her clothes are black and hot pink :/)
Hat. 'check'
Robe 'check'
Boots. 'check'
Fingerless gloves. 'check'
Hair braided in a low ponytail. 'check!'
I pick up my IPhone4 and checked the time.
' 6 a.m. Good.'
I run down the stairs and ran smack into my dad.
*Snapshot*
Name: Merle Haruno
Species: Full-blood wizard
Type: All
Age: 1,064
(..Humans)W.H.L.L.T.H.: 32
Funfacts: Loves to pull pranks and joke around.
"Hey Kiddo, a little excited for school I see." He chuckled, earning a hit on the head with a frying pan from mom.
*Snapshot*
Name: Linda Haruno
Species: Full-blood witch
Type: Conjurer, Thaumaturge, and Diviner
Age: 1,057
W.S.L.L.T.H.: 28
Funfacts: Super sensitive, and short tempered.
"Merle, our little blossom is going to some 'Monster High' for 4 WHOLE years! Why would she be excited about it?"
I quickly walked around the two and gobbled down my breakfast, by then they had already finished putting my stuff in the trunk.
(A/N: I'm skipping to about ¾ way through the car ride cus I'm lazy. Shikamaru: Hn and you talk about me?)
"Blossom honey?" mom said sheepishly turning around to face me. She handed me a keychain with a broom on it, automatically my face lit up.
I can NOT believe she's finally giving us one! CHA!
"I'm giving you your very own broomstick, ya know… for flying during your free time without using chakra…" she sniffed and placed it safely in my hands. I hugged her tight and thanked her as soon as we got out the car.
"Be safe, my little Blossom!" sobbed my over dramatic mother. I watched in awe as the tears on her face automatically turned in to ice crystals as soon as they left her eyes. She kissed both of my cheeks as my dad put the last of my bags in the Lobby.
"Later Kiddo…" He sighed as he kissed my forehead and flashed both himself and mom out of there before she could break down.
' I hope she knows that I'll be visiting for Thanksgiving.'
I sighed, levitating my bags, I headed for the Office.
NO P.O.V
As soon as sakura opened the door- 'BAM' a giant desk barley missed her head.
"UUUUUZZZZZZZUUUUUMMMAAKKIIII!" a giant Ogre (About as tall from floor to ceiling. A/N: It was a HUGE building separated from the rest.) with blonde hair flowing in all directions, bellowed.
Name: Principal Tsunade
Species: Full-blood Giant Ogre
Age: 1,106
W.S.L.L.T.H( in human form): 25
Funfacts: When angered she turns into her monster form, has super strength.
Sakura almost peed her robe when the Ogre turned to look at her. Sakura closed her eyes shut since she was paralyzed with fear. Once the growling stopped, she slowly opened one eye to see a tall woman, with big breast, blonde hair in two low ponytails, a grayish-green diamond on her forehead, along with honey colored eyes.
"W-Who are you?" Sakura shuddered.
"Hee-hee I'm Principal Tsunade, sorry if I gave you a scare, its just the school clown acting up again…" Tsunade smiled sheepishly while rubbing the back of her head. "Um.. anyway you must be the new student, the only Witch here! Here is you dorm key along with your schedule; you have 3 other roommates waiting for you. Welcome and Good Luck, Sakura Haruno!" Sakura bowed quickly and dashed off to find room 201.
"199…200…201, ah-ha here it is!" Sakura opened the room door and put her bags down, as soon as she picked up her head she was ambushed with 'Hellos' and questions.
Name: Ino Yamanaka
Species: Full-blood Mermaid
Age: 16
Funfacts: When she's dry/out of water she has legs like any other human; when she's wet or just doesn't want to wear legs her tail appears. Note: When angry nothing good happens. Her voice will make and human(mostly males) do her biding.
Name: Hinata Hyuga
Species: Full-blood Ghost
Age:16
Funfacts: When her emotions get the best of her she turns transparent and tends to slip through floors and walls. When she uses her powers, well lets just say she has Danny Phantom's powers okay?
Name: Tenten
Species: Half human/ Half spider(half-blood)
Age:16
Funfacts: Well…. You guys watched Spiderman right? XD
*30 min later*
"Haha I'm SO glad you became our roomies Sakura!" Ino squealed, pulling her into a hug.
"Hey Ino! Why don't we introduce her to the guys since today's Saturday, we can all go do something together!" Tenten jumped up.
"That's a great idea Tenten! And they should all be next door too!" Ino said while getting up "Oh Sakura, you should… er…. Know something-" before she could continue, a knock was heard at the door and soon burst in a petite dirty blonde, with her hair in 4 short ponytails, teal eyes, pointed ears, and a body any girl would kill for.(A/N: well.. not Ino Tee-hee :3)
Name: Temari
Species: Half-blood Nature Elf
Age: 18
Funfacts: Controls all plant life and little parts of the seasons. Has major healing powers. Can talk to animals.
"T-Temari y-your just in time…" Hinata whispered poking her 2 index fingers together.
"Oh yeah! Sakura this is Temari, she older than us but still a good friend." Tenten informed.
"Can I PLEASE finish?" Ino barked. Everyone muffled their apologies quietly.
"Anyways like I was saying Sakura, the guys in the room next to us are our secret crushes. I like Sai, Tenten likes Neji, Hinata's cousin, Hinata likes Naruto, Temari likes Shikamaru & no one seems to have the hots for Sasuke anymore." Ino chatted locking the dorm door and reaching out to knock on the one next to it. A milli-second before her fist could touch the door it opened, making a startled Ino hit a cute guy, with long, dark brown hair, and ghostly white eyes like Hinata's, right in the face.
"I hate being a Physic…" the guy said while rubbing the bridge of his nose. "As I predicted, the girls are here guys…" he said while stepping aside reveling 4 other cute boys playing video games and drinking eyeball punch. One of Sakura's favorite drinks.
Name: Neji Hyuga
Species: Physic Elf
Age: 17
Funfacts: Controls matter with is mind, predicts the future, and can read other people's minds.
Ino walked right on in and started introducing everyone to a nervous Sakura.
"Okay Forehead, Hee-hees that has a ring to it! Anyways, this is Naruto, Sai, Shikamaru, Sasuke, and the one at the door is Neji." Ino informed while pointing to each of the boys, who got up to take a better look at Sakura.
Name: Naruto Uzumaki
Species: Full-blood Fox Demon
Age: 17
Funfacts: Has the same powers as the Kyuubi in the show except he has control over himself, and also has the powers of Jake from Adventure Time. LOVES Ramen.
"Oi! Nice to finally meet you Sakura-Chan!" Naruto gave her a thumb's up.
'Hm the two longest spiky hair chunks actually look like cat ears and not even to mention the whiskers on his face….' Sakura thought gawking at him.
"Well duh, he did just tell you he was a Fox Demon, did he not?" Neji said as he turned his head up and stuck out his nose, earning a punch in the head from Tenten.
Name: Sai
Species: Full-blood Morpher
Age: 17
Funfacts: Can morph into just about anything. He likes to Draw/Paint.
Name: Shikamaru Nara
Species: Full-blood Shadow Demon
Age: 17
Funfacts: In his true form he's basically a shadow with exotic, limitless powers (yet to come to him) when he sleeps he turns into his true form. Controls the shadows and he can seep into any shadow he pleases. Controls electricity.
Name: Sasuke Uchiha
Species: Full-blood Vampire
Age: 17
Funfacts: He actually sleeps in a casket. Has the same powers of Edward from Twilight.(A/N: Well he doesn't glitter in the sun but he can still go out in it without burning up &stuff!)
Wow, Sasuke's H O T! I wonder why no one in our group has the 'hots' for him anymore? Inner Sakura sighed as she melted into a puddle with hearts in her eyes.
'Oh, grow up would you?' Sakura replied to her Inner.
"So we were wondering if you guys wanted to go to the beach with us this afternoon." Temari asked with a gleam in her eyes.
"Well, what time is it now?" Shikamaru yawned, his appearance getting darker and fuzzier. Neji cocked his head to the side.
"10:46:31 a.m." Neji said proudly, this time Tenten pounced on him and started to beat him into a pulp and wrapped him up in a web cocoon just for showing off again.
"Okay so we'll meet you guys in the Lobby around 5 o' clock then? Good, well the girls and I have to go find Sakura something to wear. Tootles!" Ino ended the last few words with a hint of 'Mermaid Magic' making all the boys melt into puddles as the girls ran out of the door.
'This school might actually be fun!' Sakura giggled in her head, as Ino dragged her a few blocks to a Mall.
'Yup, fun indeed….'
Me: O. M. G...
Shikamaru: What, would just notice how cool of a monster I am? and why in God's name did you make Temari like me? ;~;
Me: You forgot to say 'She doesn't own Adevture Time!' and because i ran out of girls.. unless you wanted to date Kiba in the end?
Shikamaru: Hn.. I rather date you... not saying that Temari's bad/ugly or anything its just she's so trouble some when she beats me with her GIANT FAN! *shivers*
Me: *gets hearts in eyes anime style* SHIKA-KUN? Heeheeeheeeee *blushes madly*
Shikamaru: Shit what did i just say? So. Fucking. Troublesome.
Me:*Hides behind him* Shhhiikaaa-kun! peoples in suits are coming to sue me because you didnt tell them that I don't own Adventure Time! D; Don't sue me! I'm poor! Go sue Masashi Kishimoto! (jk jk!) then sell Naruto to me! I would gladly give up my money then :D
Shikamaru:*blushes slightly* Sigh... please R&R...