"Hey Francis! Do you particularly like playing the drums that much?"
"Non, not really."
"Then why did you choose to be the drums?"
"Well, Gilbert wanted to be the leader but said he was too awesome to take all that responsibility so, as leader, I wanted to take the drums in the back so I can watch over the both of you while you play the guitar and Gilbert sings."
"Oh? Well that was very leader-like of you!"
"…Liar, you just wanted to take the back so you could stare at our asses the whole time, didn't you?"
"Oui…"
