Dimensions Saga Episode 5

Rocketshipper here. Well folks, I am FINALLY writing the final episode of my Pokemon series. Yes I know. Hell must have frozen over last night. I planned on writing this thing last summer but that didn't work. I figure I better write it this year for sure, before I graduate and go away to college. College is scary. I think I'll do the whole disclaimer a little different this time. First the usual stuff, I don't own Pokemon, Nintendo and some Japanese companies own it. I'm not writing this to make money, it's just for fun. Don't sue me, or I'll sick my Cacnea on you, lol. As for the rest of my disclaimers, I think I'll put all of them at the end of the fanfic, since some of them would constitute story spoilers if I put them here (although I bet not many people actually read these things). So all of you companies who think I'm taking credit for your stuff will find your corresponding disclaimers at the end of the final chapter, don't think you can get me just yet. Anyway, I hope you like the final installment. Now on with the show Extra Note: If you're a Pikachu or Togepi fan this probably isn't the fic for you . They had lots of lines in the other chapters of my series, but in this one I don't think they are going to have that big a role. I can't really think of anything for them to do . So expect a lot of "Pikachu fell asleep" or "Togepi was left with Nurse Joy" kind of stuff, lol. End of note

Prologue: What's Gone On Before

Narrator Meowth: Well folks, things have been getting weirder and weirder on Pokemon lately. In the last episode some pretty strange stuff happened, stuff that none of our beloved cast could understand. It all started while…

Angry Voice: Wait just a moment! I have a bone to pick with you and your friends.

Meowth: Huh?

Meowth turns around to see the nerdy narrator from last episode standing behind him. Accompanying the former narrator is an extremely large man with bulging muscles and angry eyes.

Angry Man: I was informed by my nephew here that you and your Team Rocket buddies threatened him.

Nerd: (smiling slyly, pushes his glasses up on his nose) I told you my Uncle was one of the producers and now you're in big trouble. He doesn't take kindly to people picking on me.

Suddenly Jessie and James appear out of nowhere.

Jessie: (irritated) Meowth, what's the hold up? You should be done with the recap by now. We are all ready to start the first scene.

Producer: (towering over TR) My nephew informed me that before the last episode began you yelled at him and called him, quote "a little nerd". Is this true?

James: (cowering in fear) Don't look at me! Jessie did it. Please don't hurt me (faints)

Jessie: (sweatdrop) Thanks alot James. Some husband you are. (nervously) Um..I think I may have said something along those lines…maybe.

Producer: (face extremely red) NOT MAYBE!. YES OR NO!?

Jessie: (terrified) AAAAAAAH! (falls flat on her face) Please don't hurt me!

Producer: (scratches his chin thoughtfully) I'll let you off the hook if...you go on a date with my nephew.

Jessie looks up at the producer. A tick mark forms on her head and twitches.

Jessie: (clenching fist) WHAT!?

Producer: (backs of slightly) It's exactly as it sounds. My nephew has had a crush on you for awhile now. If you agree to date him then I won't fire your sorry butts.

Jessie gets to her feet, fire burning in her eyes. She casts her deadly glare in the direction of the nerdy nephew. He wiggles his finger tips at her and smiles flirtatiously, showing off his alternating blue and gold colored braces.

Nephew: I'll pick you up at seven. We can go to the Yu-gi-oh card convention and then catch the midnight showing of Lord of the Rings down at the Cineplex. I'll be cosplaying as Legolas. You can be my lovely elf vixen; I've got some extra costumes. Then we can go back to my dorm for some Pen-and-Paper RPGs. And that's just the beginning, my sweet. (pushes his glasses up)

Jessie: (turns blue, melts to the floor) Nerdy…..Nerdy…the horror…the horror!

Producer: Don't be like that. I expect you to treat him well.

James regains consciousness and notices Jessie lying on the ground, completely white.

James: (very concerned) Jessie! What happened to you?

Jessie: (turns to stone) I…can't…date…THAT! (shatters)

James: Jessie, get a hold of yourself. Meowth, what happened?

Meowth: The producer man said that if Jessie doesn't date his nephew, he'll fire us all.

James turns his angry gaze to the producer. Getting to his feet, he begins to advance on the man, cracking his knuckles.

James: Now wait just a minute. You can't go and blackmail Jessie into cheating on me. This is unforgivable. You're in for it now, pal. (reaches for his pokeball) Victreebell, teach this guy a lesso...huh? (Jessie grabs his arm) Jessie your back!

Jessie: (eyes hidden in shadow) Let me handle this.

Meowth: Uh oh.

James: (terrified) Meowth, duck for cover now!

James grabs Meowth and the two of them dive into their patented lead lined nuclear bomb shelter. They shut the 6 foot thick steel door behind them and breathe a sigh of relief.

James: That was close.

Meowth: Get out of the way, I want to hear.

The two of them turn, put their ears to the door, and try to hear what's going on outside. What they hear doesn't help calm them at all.

Producer: (bawling like a baby) Please…don't do this. You don't want to go to jail do you? I'm connected. There are people who will miss me when I'm gone…please DON'T DO THIS!

Jessie: HOW DARE YOU TRY AND SET ME UP! YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE AND NOW YOU WILL PAY!

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

The steel door bulges inward and knocks James and Meowth to the opposite side of the shelter. Once the dust settles and they regain their senses, the man and the Pokemon hesitantly get to their feet and pry open the badly damaged door. Outside they see a huge crater, and lying in the center is the charred body of the Producer.

Producer: ...Ouch… (disintegrates into a pile of ash)

Nephew: (hair turned white from fright) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH (falls over in a dead faint)

Ash pops his head in to see what all the commotion is about

Ash: We heard screaming and they sent me to investigate. Is the prologue over yet, we're all waiting for you guys. (looks around the room, sweatdrops) What happened in here?

James: (sweatdrops) You don't want to know, believe me. We'll be done in a few minutes. (pushes Ash out of the room)

Jessie: (still angry) I can't believe the nerve of that man. How dare he try and set me up when he knows I'm married. Well he got what he deserved, and if he ever comes around here again I really will kill him! (punches at the air) I'll squash him like a bug. I'll rip...

James: (grabs Jessie's arms) Now now Jessie. Calm down. You seem to have (sweatdrops) taken care of the situation for now. Lets hurry up and get on with the episode, the twerps are getting restless.

Jessie: (turns around, eyes full of tears) Oh James, it was horrible! Did you hear what he said to me? He was going to take me to a…trading card convention! And then make me do horrible unspeakable nerdy things with him. He was such a geek. It was awful. Hold me James. (hugs James tightly and cries on his shoulder)

James: (sweatdrops, but puts his arms around her) I didn't know nerds scared you so much. You know we'll probably be fired after this anyway. Attempted murder on a producer is a serious offense.

Jessie: (back to her old self) Who cares? This is the last episode in our series so it doesn't matter. And he got what he deserved; he won't ever cross me again. Now let's get on with the episode. Meowth, you may finish your monologue. (walks off stage)

James: (laughs) You'll never change, Jessie. (follows her off stage)

Meowth: It's about time too. (clears his throat, goes into narrator mode) As I was saying before I was interrupted, it all started when the twerps ran into Melody, from the Orange Islands, on their way to Violet City for Ash's first Johto League gym battle. Ash and Misty had been having problems with their relationship since the first time they met Melody, so her showing up wasn't a good sign, especially when she began putting the moves on Ash. Misty left and returned to Cerulean City. Meanwhile, Melody attacked Ash and he and Brock discovered that she was actually brainwashed by Team Rocket to assassinate them. Worried about Misty, Ash and Brock raced to Cerulean City to warn her, but they arrived too late. The evil Team Rocket duo Butch and Cassidy arrived on the scene and attacked the twerps. The newly reformed Jessie, James, and yours truly tried to assist the twerps but to no avail. The chase came to a tense climax with everyone stunned by Hypno's psychic attack and Cassidy holding a gun to Misty's head, ready to pull the trigger. Suddenly, Ash glowed with a mysterious blue light and Butch and Cassidy vanished, leaving only their Pokemon behind. Misty and Ash finally made up and everything concluded with the beautiful wedding of my two partners, Jessie and James. What could the boss's sinister plans be, and how do they involve Ash? Who or what is behind the mysterious occurrences that have been happening around the twerps and Team Rocket lately? These and many more questions will FINALLY be answered, today on Pokemon!