what the will you turn off that, that noise!

by degree of awesomness

Elizabeth and Will are wisked off to a strange land filled with phones, cheeseburgers and fries. where's the jam, what's this jelly? can they find there way back to jam and the black pearl with the help of alex and her friends? And does Jack join in?

1. What the heck is a phone?

Elizabeth's POV

"Come on Will," I called out to my fiancé, come the ship's going to leave if we take any longer!" We were sent to find some treasure chest on one of the cannibal islands but personally I think they sent me off so they could gorge themselves with rum. Eventually the cannibals would find out that we are here so it was probably in our best interests to scram. "Will? Where are you?" I looked around, I was all alone…

"Boo!"

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"IDIOT, don't you ever scare me like that, will, because if you ever do I will take away your ability to have kids!" I screamed to Will furiously.

"Quiet down Elizabeth, I was only playing around." He replied in a soothing voice that still took my breath away, I was about to reply with something cocky when we heard a rustle, then a pause, and then "yaya arggggggggggggggggggggg foooooooooooood!"

"RUN!"

We sprinted away from the sounds as fast as we could when we found a small cave, "in here!" Yelled Will. We rushed inside only to be blinded by a huge white light.

We were rocked up down and I'm pretty sure I vomited at least twice. This went on for what seemed ages when finally it stopped.

We looked around us only to find a completely different scene with buildings and strange carriages, a sign showed the words 'Sea view high school'. That was the last thing I saw before I blacked out.

Will's POV

A bell rung and then teenagers swarmed out of buildings.

"hey dude, what's up, you need to use my phone or something?" asked a girl anxiously, she had curly black hair down to the small of her back, and quite a pretty face, the last thing I saw before fainting was her stunning light hazel eyes, not unlike Elizabeth's.