Pepper started her day off by literally fighting with one of Tony's conquests who was still drunk and wandering around naked while Tony hid downstairs.
"Where's Tooooknee?" she mumbled.
"He's not here and you need to leave. Where are your clothes?" Pepper asked losing patience with her.
"I want Tiny" she said.
Oh dear lord. Tony really knows how to pick them she thought.
Pepper dragged her upstairs and put her on Tony's bed while she searched for the girls clothes. She was really going to kill Tony. She lifted up the sheets and what she did find was Tony's used condom.
Gross but at least he's using protection she thought.
Pepper didn't know what to dress this girl in. She was much curvier than Pepper with breasts the size of grapefruits but Pepper went into her extra clothes in case she fell asleep working which she did often and grabbed a pair of underwear and a dress. She had to sacrifice her clothes and Tony was going to buy her new ones.
Pepper dressed the girl in underwear and a dress since Pepper's bra would never fit her and called for Happy to bring the car up front and to help her get this drunk girl into the car.
While Pepper was waiting for Happy the girl in Tony's bed grabbed one of Tony's expensive watches and shoved it in her panties.
Once Happy arrived they came into the bedroom and guided her down slowly since she was still unsteady on her feet. When they got to the bottom step the watch slipped out of her panties onto the floor.
"Did you try to steal from Tony?" Pepper asked with the sound of disgust in her voice.
"So big deal. Like he's going to miss one watch" she said.
Pepper was so angry. She balled her fists up and she was ready to explode. Happy could see the look on her face and he snapped into action. He grabbed the drunk girl and put her over his shoulder and brought her down to the car. He knew he just had to get her out of there.
Pepper picked up the watch and headed down the stairs. She was fuming.
"Hey Miss Potts" Tony said from under the hotrod.
"Get up I want to talk to you" she said trying not to explode on him.
Tony slid out and stood up to face Pepper.
"Do you know that woman you slept with last night tried to steal this from you?" Pepper said angrily.
"No I did not. Thank you for getting it back Miss Potts" he said.
"Why do you let these women use you Tony? They just want your money and-
"Trust me Pep. That's not all they want" Tony said with his usual smug look.
"Tony you have more to offer than that too. Try to have a little better taste next time you let a girl use you. And you owe a new dress from Alexander McQueen since I had to send her home in mine since I couldn't find any of her clothes and it's the only thing that would fit over her giant breasts"
"Pep I don't get used, especially not for sex. Having sex with me and leaving me will never make me feel used" he said.
"You wanna bet?" she asked.
"Oh I like where this is going. Go on tell me more" he said.
"Well first off if you and your partner were ever sober when you have sex you might" she challenged him.
"I've had sex sober plenty of times" he said.
"Oh really with who? This is news to me" she said.
"My science ladies at various conferences and stuff" he said.
She looked at him and sighed.
"You're a total jerk Tony and I still think you have more to offer. That's all. I'm going upstairs to do some work" she said turning around.
"Wait what's the bet?" he said following her.
"There is no bet. It doesn't matter. I think these women use you and you don't end of story" she said.
"We can make a bet though. You think you can find someone to make me feel used?"
"Yes but I'm not going to bet you Tony. And besides I would never subject any of my female friends to sleeping with you" she said.
"Why not? I'm an amazing lover. They would have the time of their life" he said again with the smug look.
"Tony it's pointless. You'd never admit it to me even if you felt used" Pepper said.
"I swear I would. Look we can have Jarvis do a lie detector" he insisted.
"I want you to take better care of yourself. Three meals a day not from a drive thru and a normal bed time and no drinking for one month" she said.
Tony mulled it over. He could do that except for maybe the drinking part. A month was a really long time. But there was literally no way he could be used for sex. It wasn't possible.
"I want you to put my picture as the lock screen in your phone and laptop background and when you speak to me you must refer to me as Tony the most handsome boss and sex god for one month" he said with a giant grin.
"Are you serious? That's what you want. Fine. Done deal. What is the timeline?" she asked.
"You have one week"
"Ok we need Jarvis to witness this and agree to polygraph you"
"Jarvis by next week you need to polygraph me when I say whether or not I feel used by a woman if Pepper even finds a woman for me" Tony said.
"Yes sir. I will program a reminder"
Tony stuck his hand out and they shook on it.