Prologue
RED TALLEST
"What on Irk happened?"
I looked out the window of The Massive half expecting see the armada or a least a snack transport, but their was nothing but the of void of space. Purple screeched in his annoying high picthed voice,
"Yeah, where are the the invader's voots and more importiantly our snack transports?"
a small irken at a consol replied,
"I don't know my Tallest, they were here one moment and the next, they were gone."
I hovered toward the window of the craft which we as Irken's use a base while in times of invasion such as this, looking deeply into the void of space, when I notice something off... A shift in the light, what could it be? I looked toward Purple who was eating a box of snacks.
"Want some?"
He asked with bits of food still in his mouth. I shook my head no and looked back into the void.
"My Tallest it's time to check on the deployed invaders for probing day, today."
said the consol worker. I turned back around and declared,
"Let's make this a recorded message. We need to find out what's going on plus, I don't feel like talking to every indivulal invader today, espeacily ekkkkkkkk,"
I groaned with disgust, Purple spat out his snack as I uttered his name,
"Zim..."
He is the single most incompitant invader. I will never understand why he left his job as the lead scinctist under study of other worlds, to join the acadmy. His theories were brillant, but his invader skills were majorly lacking.
I looked towards the screen of our the giant computer, wondering what the hell was happening around here, oh well aleast nothing else can go wrong today.
