konoha was a funky androni with goals and a gIGANTIC METAL DONG, everyone wanted that dong, volkano, hibiya, kido, sato, ene, and especially . he was very shy about it and would never talk about it but konoha acted like he didnt know but oh, did he know, so one day when shintaro ran out of soda he went to 7/11 konoha was there and waiting to consume shintro grabbed 69 sodas and went to ring them up and konoha was there he was he said hello these are the sodas, and he was sweating and konoha said gay perhap? and shintaro said yes i am gay may i buy your metal dong? and konoha said it costed 69 dollar shintaro refused, bc that was his soda money and he bought the sodas and ran to his house and stuckevery 69 soda up his ass, the end