Disclaimer: don't owner nor do i claim these wonderful characters as my own. They are Stephenie Meyer's!

This is my first fanfiction that I have published so please read and review!!!!!

If i get around ten maybe fifteen positive reviews then i will write more and if I am to continue then i will need some help for future topics!

Sorry about Bella not being in the story. I plan on working her in later!!!!!

Instant Messaging with the Cullens!

These are the Cullen's IM Names!!!!

Edward= PianoPlayer1918

Bella= ForbiddenLovr01

Emmett= RosesChewToy

Rosalie= ThornyRose35

Jasper= EmotionalWreck47

Alice= PsychicPixieA_C

Carlisle= DrxC_C

Esme= mother_of_six

PianoPlayer1918 signed on at 6:07 PM.

PsychicPixieA_C signed on at 6:31 PM.

PianoPlayer1918 (6:32 PM): so r u going 2 stop blocking me out of your thoughts? =(

PsychicPixieA_C (6:32 PM): nop, and what do I have 2 hide? LOL!!!!!

PianoPlayer1918 (6:33 PM): stop playing me, I know u 2 well, what did u see?

mother_of_six signed on at 6:33 PM.

PsychicPixieA_C (6:34 PM): none of your business!!!!! =P'

mother_of_six (6:34 PM): What's the problem guys?

PianoPlayer1918 (6:35 PM): she's blocking me out of her mind!!!

PsychicPixieA_C (6:35 PM): i have a rite 2!

PianoPlayer1918 (6:35 PM): last time u did this I ended up with blue hair!

mother_of_six (6:36 PM): Alice, what did you see?

PsychicPixieA_C (6:36 PM): i don't have 2 tell him!

PianoPlayer1918 (6:37 PM): yes, u do! If it has 2 do with me or bella, which i know it does, u do!!

EmotionalWreck47 signed on at 6:37 PM.

EmotionalWreck47 (6:38 PM): hi!

PsychicPixieA_C (6:38 PM): there is no reason to freak Ed!

PianoPlayer1918 (6:39 PM): then stop singing' Sexyback in CHINESSE!!!!!!

EmotionalWreck47 (6:39 PM): Sexyback? What??????

mother_of_six (6:39 PM): Alice, if there is no need to worry then please tell him.

PianoPlayer1918 (6:40 PM): yeah, Alice, come on!!! tell me!!

PsychicPixieA_C (6:40 PM): I don't think the people involved would very much appreciate that.

RosesChewToy signed on at 6:41 PM.

PianoPlayer1918 (6:41 PM): and who would they b?

RosesChewToy (6:42 PM): what's up lil' bro!

PsychicPixieA_C (6:42 PM): none ya!! =P

mother_of_six (6:43 PM): Alice! Do I have to get Carlisle to help get this sorted out?

EmotionalWreck47 (6:43 PM): what is up with u Alice? u guys r all ignoring me! =(

PsychicPixieA_C (6:44 PM): sorry jazz! kind of in the middle of an argument. I luv luv luv u!

ThornyRose35 signed on at 6:44 PM.

PianoPlayer1918 (6:45 PM): please stop singing' Poker Face!!!!! my ears r burning!!!!

PsychicPixieA_C (6:45 PM): =P''!!!!!

mother_of_six (6:45 PM): That's it; I'm getting your father!

EmotionalWreck47 (6:46 PM): it's ok, i'll go, luv u 2!

PsychicPixieA_C (6:46 PM): just 1 question jazz, do u care what I tell them?

EmotionalWreck47 (6:47 PM): edward already knows everything anyway!

PianoPlayer1918 (6:47 PM): you're going 2 tell me?

PsychicPixieA_C (6:47 PM): luv u JAZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

EmotionalWreck47 signed off at 6:47 PM.

ThornyRose35 (6:47 PM): what r u whiny asses yelling' 'bout now?

RosesChewToy (6:48 PM): I think Alice is blocking' eddi out of her mind! btw I want u!!!

PianoPlayer1918 (6:48 PM): Em don't call me EDDI!!! and please stop undressing your wife and my SISTER in your mind! UGH!!!!!!!! *GAG*!!!!!

PsychicPixieA_C (6:49 PM): i'll tell u!!!!

DrxC_C signed on at 6:49 PM.

ThornyRose35 (6:50 PM): butt out asshole! he can do whatever he wants!

PianoPlayer1918 (6:50 PM): ewwwww… YUCKKKK!!!!! Gross! STOP ROSE!!!!!!!!!!!

DrxC_C (6:50 PM): EVERYBODY STOP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PsychicPixieA_C (6:50 PM): Sorry!

PianoPlayer1918 (6:50 PM): sorry father

ThornyRose35 (6:50 PM): whatever!

RosesChewToy (6:50 PM): sry!

mother_of_six (6:50 PM): Thank you dear!

DrxC_C (6:51 PM): so what is this all about? Edward?

PianoPlayer1918 (6:51 PM): Alice is blocking me out of her thoughts and bugging' me! then idk y everybody else is here.

PsychicPixieA_C (6:52 PM): =P''

DrxC_C (6:52 PM): since we are all here and I believe that Alice just said that she would tell us, I think that we should hear it.

PsychicPixieA_C (6:53 PM): idk if mom and dad should hear this

PianoPlayer1918 (6:53 PM): Well they're here so just spit it out!

mother_of_six (6:54 PM): Be nice Edward please!

PsychicPixieA_C (6:54 PM): okay, you asked for it!

I saw Edward, Jasper, and I having a threesome behind Edward's cottage, happy now?

RosesChewToy (6:55 PM): …………………………

ThornyRose35 (6:55 PM): Wow, didn't think Eddie boy had the balls to do that!

DrxC_C (6:56 PM): Rosalie!

mother_of_six (6:56 PM): I don't want to hear anymore of this. I am going to leave now.

mother_of_six signed off at 6:56 PM.

PianoPlayer1918 (6:56 PM): Why would I have a threesome with you and my BROTHER??

PsychicPixieA_C (6:57 PM): I just see the outcome not the events that lead up to them, you know that!

PianoPlayer1918 (6:57 PM): okay, ugh, gross… EWWW… please start singing, again! I don't want to see that!

PsychicPixieA_C (6:58 PM): careful what you wish for!

DrxC_C (6:58 PM): okay, calm down, Edward relax, Alice please stop reviewing your vision in for Edward, Rose be nice! Emmett stop fantasizing!

RosesChewToy (6:59 PM): I am not!

PianoPlayer1918 (6:59 PM): yes you are!

RosesChewToy (6:59 PM): *GLARES* get out of my head!

PianoPlayer1918 (7:00 PM): wish I could!

RosesChewToy (7:00 PM): How did dad know?

ThornyRose35 (7:00 PM): doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that one out!

DrxC_C (7:01 PM): He is right though, Emmett.

PsychicPixieA_C (7:01 PM): Dad, are we done here? I want to go shopping with Bella!

PianoPlayer1918 (7:02 PM): have fun with that one

PsychicPixieA_C (7:02 PM): Thanks!

DrxC_C (7:03 PM): No Shopping: ONE WEEK!!!!

PianoPlayer1918 (7:03 PM): Ha! LMAO!!!!

DrxC_C (7:03 PM): Edward, Language!

RosesChewToy (7:03 PM): Sucks for you sis!

ThornyRose35 (7:04 PM): Sry, I'll buy you something tomorrow.

DrxC_C (7:04 PM): No You WON'T!!!!

PsychicPixieA_C (7:05 PM): *DIES*

PianoPlayer1918 (7:05 PM): Alice, one, you're a vampire, you can't die and two, you can survive without shopping.

PsychicPixieA_C (7:06 PM): I can't!!!

PianoPlayer1918 (7:06 PM): Eww, I so don't want to see you and Jasper like THAT!

DrxC_C (7:07 PM): Everybody STOP!

ThornyRose35 (7:07 PM): Didn't do anything! Ugh!

DrxC_C (7:08 PM): That's it! Everybody offline!

PsychicPixieA_C signed off at 7:09 PM.

RosesChewToy signed off at 7:09 PM.

ThornyRose35 signed off at 7:09 PM.

PianoPlayer1918 signed off at 7:09 PM.

DrxC_C signed off at 7:10 PM.