Lesson Learned
Rated: PG-13
Category: Gen, Drabble, Humor, Mal.
Spoilers: Shindig.
Summary: Just Poking A Bit Of Fun At Our Captain.
Note: Written in response to the LJ prompt of 'Fete' on firefly100
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When Inara mentioned goin' to a "renaissance festival," I so wasn't interested.
Her calling it a "fete" didn't help.
Anything needin' a fancy name and not callin' itself somethin' honest like "big outside party" ain't gettin' my respect.
Still, I might've gone had Simon not clued me in on one very important detail.
But now… no ruttin' way I'm goin'.
Inara could dress her little "fete" up like a gorram bunny and coat it in real sugar and I still wouldn't go near it.
I've learned my lesson, thank you.
I ain't goin' within five miles of men with swords.