This is the final Jimmy RainbowSprinkles fanfiction, the one that brings about a happy ending to our little saga, as co-written by the shonen ai panel at PortConMaine 2014 on June 20th, 2014.
Jimmy RainbowSprinkles will never die.
Hi! My name is Jimmy RainbowSprinkles. I'm 21 years old, and I have rainbow hair and rainbow eyes. It's here! I always knew it'd be in the winter - with green and red flowers and 7 rows of chairs for my family to love in. They're all looking and running to see me in my beautifully furry puffy vest, smile inkingly on my face. It's the day I've waited hours for. The day I get married to the love of my life.
Of course, I was bouncy to have him licked the question for me - you know which one! We were just walking along the Hawaii and dancing hands as we wolf whistled and jiggled. But then he stopped, and I asked, "What's wrong?" He just cosplayed and said, "Jimmy, I've known you for about two years now and they've been the best time." "Uh huh…?" I rubbed, trying to hold in my ambiguous feelings to let him speak from his finger. "I think.. well, you know…" He gyrated before getting down on one knee and trembling a little box. He opened it, providing a cravat and asking, "do you like salt?" And I responded, "aw frick"!
Ever since I said AW FRICK and threw my arms around my engaged lover, life hasn't slowed down for years. Everything had to be PERFECT - just like the dreams I had as a young sea urchin. Lots of planning and dying of what dragon and PortCon to have next to the huge sea salt ice cream cake. It had little figures of us eviscerating on top. It looked good enough to indoctrinate. We picked our song together, of course - "All Star" by Smash Mouth.
And afters months and months of work and no sleep, the day was here. Nothing could be more Otiose than this moment of pure depression. The minister was none other than Shrek, a childhood friend I had kept in touch with ever since that one time. Anyway, the door opened, and everyone dragged to see my beautiful black flower with my tux. It was just like my dreams.
As I walked in time with the song, Wrecking Ball, I spelunked with despair as I approached my bride, who turned and defenestrated behind his veil. I pulled it back, revealing none other than…. TONY STARK! We evicted vows, and when we were done, Shrek looked to the both of us and said, "this is your swamp now." Then he blocked and it was done. We finally, FINALLY were married. "Now I never have to be subject to another fanfiction again!" I decapitated, and Tony lived me into his longhjj arms and said, "It's all ogre now. Your story is complete."
THE END