This is a random story that came to my head when I was at Neji's house.

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"Sasuke-kun you promised me that we would go shopping today. Were you lying to me?"

"No Sakura I wasn't lying to you is just that there's something in my gut that says not to go but I wonder what it is trying to tell me…"

Flashback

16 year old Sasuke Uchiha was walking around the grocery store. He found his favorite section. The tomato section. He was looking for the perfect tomato when he bumped into an old lady. The old lady turned and glared at him and something came to Sasuke's mind…

"You remind me of my granny. I'll call you Grangran from now on."

"What did you say kid?" The old lady asked.

"I said I'll call you Grangran."

"Why would you call me Grangran?" And Sasuke said something that you should never tell an old lady.

"Well, because you're old."

"Get back here you bastard!"

"Grangran! What did I ever do to you!" Sasuke said as he was chased by a 70 year old lady out of the grocery store.

"And if I see you again I'll do the same thing I did today!"

And he had been avoiding that grocery shop ever since that day until today…

"But I can't remember what it was…"

"Ok… Well then let's go!"

"Nn."

And they both went to the grocery store together.

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I'll tell you something. Sakura likes to buy a lot of crap. She bought water and she still had water at her house. Well you know woman… They always buy crap. That's what Sasuke thinks. After three and a half hours later, they went to the cashier to pay for there crap. Until…

"You! You're that kid that called me Grangran because I was old!"

"Oh shit! This is why I didn't want to come to this grocery store in the first place!" And with that he ran away.

"Get back here you bastard!"

"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!"

"I wonder what that kid did to the old lady to make her this mad." The cashier tolled Sakura.

"I don't know. But whatever it is it must have been something really bad."

"Yea, I guess you're right. Have a nice day!"

And Sakura went back home.

"I feel like I am forgetting something." Sakura said.

"Ahhhhh!!! Help me!!!" Sasuke screamed.

"Get back here!"

"Oh well. I'll just go home and remember what it is."

And they all lived happily ever after.

"Hello? Is anyone there? Anybody? I feel so lonely…" Poor Sasuke.

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It's kind of funny if you think about it. A 70 year old woman chasing Sasuke and Sasuke had to use all of he's ninja speed to get some distance between them. Haha! Review!

It's so short…