Diclamer: I do not own Matt, Mello, or Cleverbot.
*FYI I was very bored.*
Matt showed me this website where you can talk to a smart computer. I think its just a human acting dumb. I typed in the adress bar and it brought me too a very boring looking site. I type;
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
U: What is your name?
CB: What is yours?
U: I asked first.
CB: Touche.
This is boring
U: How are you?
CB: I like chocolate.
wait... it said the c word
U: So do I.
CB: I like chocolate more than you.
oh no it didn't
U: I LOVE chocolate.
CB: I love chocolate More than you.
No one, except that creepy guy from Spongebob, loves chocolate more than I do.
U: NO. I love chocolate more than you.
CB: No,you don't.
U: Yes, I do
(goes on for about 5 more min.)
Matt walks in during this and just silently watches.
U: YES. I. DO.
CB: Do what?
U: Love chocolate more than you.
CB: No you don't.
U: How can a computer like chocolate?
CB:It can.
U: Do you like eat virtual chocolate?
CB: NO, I love REAL chocolate more than you.
U: NO. YOU. DON'T.
"Who does it think it is? Saying it loves chocolate more than I do." Mello mumbled.
CB: I like you.
U: WTF?
CB:Wow that's fantastic.
"No its not," Mello nearly shouted while Matt tried not to laugh.
U:This isn't settled until you admit I love chocolate more than you.
CB: Ilove you, you love me.
U: No, I only ove chocolate.
CB: And me.
U: '. YOU.
CB: Why not? 'sniffle, sniffle'
U: I only love chocolate not a computer that lies.
CB: I'm not a bot you are.
U: I'm a guy.
CB: I'm a girl. I'm sorry but this relationship won't last, you being a bot and all.
U: ..
CB: Not anymore.
By that time Matt burst out laughing causing Mello to swivle aroung to see a red faced Matt. "Why are you laughing."
"1. you're arguing with a computer over chocolate. 2. it loves you. 3. it said you were'nt a guy anymore" Mello turned back around typed one word and waited for a response.
U: Bye.
CB: Awww. Bye Susan. I still lo-
The screen went blank and Mat had only seconds to run...