Short little drabble.
Grimmjow, Yammy, and Lupi go to the real world to attack the shinigami there but things go wrong…terribly wrong.
Be warned this is pure and total crack.
Things were supposed to have gone perfectly, Lupi would open the portal to the real world and then he'd get to kill Kurosaki and Yammy would do…whatever Yammy does.
But Lupi, had to get them all lost. Oh but that wasn't the worst part, he had seen countless gross and horrifying things, but this just took the cake!
"Lee!!!!!!!!!!"
"Gai-sensei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Lee!!!!!!!"
Gai-sensei!!!!!!!!!!!"
Two identical people, Grimmjow didn't want to call them clones(because that would imply more of them, and that scared even him) were hugging each other, with tears literally pouring from their eyes like waterfalls and a sunset and wave image in the background, even though Grimmjow could plainly see trees to his left and right.
Lupi was twitching and his body was pale, well paler than usual. Yammy was stuttering and trying to find the right words to say.
"Fuck this crazy shit! I'm outa here!"
Grimmjow immediately turned about and used his fastest sonido to run back into the portal. Screw Lupi and his horrible sense of direction, he'd find Kurosaki himself.
Stepping through the portal, and finding that he could sense quite a few reiatsu signatures, he grinned and began walking down a dirt path through a forest. There was no sense in rushing, and the shinigami would come to him eventually.
What seemed like hours passed and still not shinigami, Grimmjow was getting pissed.
"Where the fuck are they, I've been letting my reiatsu flare for who the fuck knows how long and they still haven't found me!"
Just as he was about to sonido and find them himself, he heard something up ahead. Thinking it could be one of the shinigami he ran forward, only to stop and mentally list off every profanity he'd ever heard.
There was a kid dressed in the most horrid outfit ever, with some strange red and white cap, a little yellow rat thing was beside him and they were staring at a bird, while a red contraption explained some gibberish.
"-Easy to capture, a perfect beginning target for a pokemon trainer."
Grimmjow suddenly felt very afraid.
"Alright Pikachu, go get it!"
The little rat refused, muttering its name a few times.
Grimmjow already wanted to blast its fucking head off.
Then the singing started. It came out of nowhere, sounding suspiciously like some crappy theme song.
Grimmjow screamed in near terror and quickly opened another portal.
This time he was rewarded with Karakura town much to his joy. He could see Lupi and Yammy running out of a portal like their lives depended on it.
"Oi, Lupi, Tubbo, what the fuck happened to you two?"
'Tubbo' glared at him, while Lupi caught his breath.
"We ran into a few more wrong turns, it was a nightmare."
Grimmjow snorted, nothing could be as bad as that horrible theme song.
"Well we're here now why not go release some frustration?"
Lupi shrugged.
"I'm game."
"Yeah why not."
Grimmjow, grinned.
'Hope you're ready Kurosaki, I have a LOT of frustration to vent'
Ah glorious crack, how I love thee.
Anyhoo that was a short drabble I thought up.
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