"Dude, it's your turn to deliver."
"Yeah, yeah. Where's the order?"
"Over there. Lady just wants a cheese pizza. Easy."
"Uh huh. What's the address?"
"Um… top of the Northern Mountain."
"What the… Seriously? Someone seriously lives up there?"
"Yeah, man, I know. Insane, right?"
"Yeah. Yeah… how the heck am I supposed to get up there?"
"I don't care. Just get up there in forty minutes."
"Forty? What do you mean, forty? When did this order come in?"
"Twenty minutes ago."
"The heck, man! I was supposed to leave fifteen minutes ago! Give me that stupid pizza. And for your sake, I hope she tips well."
"Just remember. Get up there in forty minutes, or she gets the pizza free and you pay for it."
"Yeah, whatever. Jerk."
"Here's your pizza, ma'am."
"Ah, yes. Thank you. How much was that again?"
"Don't worry about it. It's on me."
"Oh, thank you! I wasn't sure if I actually had any money. You know, I think I left my wallet down in the castle. Say, this pizza's cold."
"Sorry about that, ma'am. I'd give you a refund, but I already paid for your pizza."
"It's no problem, really. Cold pizza never bothered me anyway."
Hellooo! (listens) Bit of an echooooo there. Oh, looooooooooook. It got even longer. Huh.
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