Golden Sun Dodgeball Association of Golden Sun:
Chapter 1
Hello, all you very big Golden Sun supporters, 'tis I Royal Swordsman, the man who was exiled a while ago. I am back for this short while, so not really back. I thought that a parody of the popular movie: Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, was necessary to the Golden Sun community. If the idea has already been taken, screw you.
It all happened in Vale, outside of some good public building where everyone met, a diner of sort. There was a poster advertising the first annual Dodgeball Tournament for the entire Golden Sun world, and there was a cash prize that followed, $1,000,000,000 Golden Sun coins. All Golden Sun coins were made of gold, but the sun on the front was made of silver. Else you would be unable to see the sun, and people wanted you to see the sun, since the world revolved around it. But you could not look at the sun--- well you could, but those who did were idiots. Now on with the story, so when the average group walked outside the diner, there was a crowd gathered around the single hanging poster, advertising this great tournament. To enter, people however, must win a regional qualifying match, and there was one as the sign had read down the street at the fountain of Vale. They set up a makeshift dodgeball court, and were having the regional qualifying match there.
Perhaps it was the crowds that attracted the group, Garet ran over and jostled with the crowd, and Isaac and Co watched Garet's red hair make its way through the group. It arrived at the front and looked upon the poster, and five minutes later he came back.
'It's a dodgeball tournament, and there is a cash prize of 1 billion!'
'1 billion,' Mia exclaimed,' wait... are you sure you read it correctly, as in three sets of zeros after the one?'
'Yes, Mia, I have eyes! I can read!'
'Good for you, now what did it say,' Ivan muttered.
'The tournament is for anyone who wins a regional qualifying match, which is happening tomorrow at the fountain. According to the rules in this fancy book they were giving out,' Garet showed everyone the glossy covered rulebook. 'According to this, people who want to qualify must make a team of six and meet at the fountain by 5:00 pm today.'
'Well, 1 billion coins would make a wallet a great deal larger, I could give to more charities,' Isaac said.
'I could buy a new sword, and maybe even other weapons,' Garet said.
'I could buy steroids so I could be big and strong like the rest of you guys!' Ivan exclaimed.
'I could go shopping for more clothes than this blue thing I wear around all the time!' Mia said, happily.
'I could... I could... Oh! I could register my name as Picard not Piers,' Piers said. The group shook their head,
'Piers... you're not from Star Trek, so shut up!' everyone yelled at once.
'I could buy clothes that fit me!' Felix exclaimed.
'So guys, what are we waiting for? Let's go to the fountain now!' Isaac said. They all ran down the stairs and through the streets and alleys to the fountain where an announcer was telling people about the tournament,
'Hear ye, hear ye, all you men and you manly women, there is a tournament for you, the first annual dodgeball tournament of Golden Sun. The GSDAGS (Golden Sun Dodgeball Association of Golden Sun) has started up and those who wish to enter the tournament must place in tomorrow's regional qualifying match! Enter teams of six here!' Isaac and Co rushed over to sign up, but when writing down Mia's name and pointing her out, they stopped,
'Sir, dodgeball is a violent contact sport, is she up to it? You could serve as the team's manager instead if you wish?' the man at the desk said.
'I suppose,' Mia said,' I don't want to hurt myself.'
'Than who are we going to put in for the 6th guy?' Garet said. The air turned cool, and suddenly right in front of the man someone appeared,
'I will...'
'Alex?' Piers said, awkwardly.
'Yeah, its me, I want to play for the good guys this time.' The man at the desk looked to Isaac, who was already determined as team captain,
'Do you agree?'
'Yes, put him on the team.' The announcer stood up,
'We have another team! The Valeian Adepts, starring captain Isaac. Other members include, Garet, Ivan, Felix, Alex and Piers! The team manager is Mia, and the colors are green and brown.
In all other parts of the world, teams were signing up for the dodgeball tournament, one team was a very infamous team from the east, while others ranged far and near. Soldiers from Tolbi formed a team, while mercenaries from Kalay took a stand as well. There were others, those tree living people from the east somewhere, and people coming from every city in the known world. Away in what was once his hometown that he built to greatness was Royal Swordsman. His city had not been destroyed, but it was mostly abandoned. The streets were empty, while he sat in his office on one of the higher levels in his tower. On his computer screen was this advertisement, an agent from Vault sent it to him to read, along with a message, "what do you think of it?" He snapped his fingers, and a maid (a former café worker) walked in,
'Jane... tell them I have decided...' She bowed and retreated to another room, and again she appeared, now with many others. Royal Swordsman looked over the group assembled here, once great now humbled. Well, not really humbled, but ignored and forgotten.
'Imperial Swordsman, Zithromax, Top Gear, Mr. Bigg, and alas Mercurio... five members, and with me six. Men, we have a mission today, that could win us a whole lot of coins.'
'Oh? How much,' Zithromax asked.
'1 billion...' The group remained silent, until Mr. Bigg exclaimed,
'Well, what are we waiting for?'
'A golden sun character, I suppose,' Imperial said,' else someone will report our very speaking now... how about your agent, Top Gear, the crazy guy from what is it... Lali...vero?'
'Faran? He could serve as team manager, I suppose,' Top Gear said. Faran appeared after Top Gear spoke,
'Top Gear, I would be honored to be on your dodgeball team, please?' Top Gear looked to Royal,
'How about it?'
'What else are we going to do?'
'You're in, Faran.' Top Gear said. Imperial walked over to the screen, and said,
'Wait, what will the team be, and the colors?'
'Can't be IRC related, people will know its us. How about the... Vis Ventus?' Zithromax said.
'Violent Wind? No, something different, something else... the Twilight Falcons.... The Falcons of Twilight? Shadow Eagles... Eagles of Shadow? Eagles at Dusk.........?'
'Silver Eagles,' Imperial said,' with colors of silver and black...'
So signing off for now, yours truly, Royal Swordsman.
Chapter 1
Hello, all you very big Golden Sun supporters, 'tis I Royal Swordsman, the man who was exiled a while ago. I am back for this short while, so not really back. I thought that a parody of the popular movie: Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, was necessary to the Golden Sun community. If the idea has already been taken, screw you.
It all happened in Vale, outside of some good public building where everyone met, a diner of sort. There was a poster advertising the first annual Dodgeball Tournament for the entire Golden Sun world, and there was a cash prize that followed, $1,000,000,000 Golden Sun coins. All Golden Sun coins were made of gold, but the sun on the front was made of silver. Else you would be unable to see the sun, and people wanted you to see the sun, since the world revolved around it. But you could not look at the sun--- well you could, but those who did were idiots. Now on with the story, so when the average group walked outside the diner, there was a crowd gathered around the single hanging poster, advertising this great tournament. To enter, people however, must win a regional qualifying match, and there was one as the sign had read down the street at the fountain of Vale. They set up a makeshift dodgeball court, and were having the regional qualifying match there.
Perhaps it was the crowds that attracted the group, Garet ran over and jostled with the crowd, and Isaac and Co watched Garet's red hair make its way through the group. It arrived at the front and looked upon the poster, and five minutes later he came back.
'It's a dodgeball tournament, and there is a cash prize of 1 billion!'
'1 billion,' Mia exclaimed,' wait... are you sure you read it correctly, as in three sets of zeros after the one?'
'Yes, Mia, I have eyes! I can read!'
'Good for you, now what did it say,' Ivan muttered.
'The tournament is for anyone who wins a regional qualifying match, which is happening tomorrow at the fountain. According to the rules in this fancy book they were giving out,' Garet showed everyone the glossy covered rulebook. 'According to this, people who want to qualify must make a team of six and meet at the fountain by 5:00 pm today.'
'Well, 1 billion coins would make a wallet a great deal larger, I could give to more charities,' Isaac said.
'I could buy a new sword, and maybe even other weapons,' Garet said.
'I could buy steroids so I could be big and strong like the rest of you guys!' Ivan exclaimed.
'I could go shopping for more clothes than this blue thing I wear around all the time!' Mia said, happily.
'I could... I could... Oh! I could register my name as Picard not Piers,' Piers said. The group shook their head,
'Piers... you're not from Star Trek, so shut up!' everyone yelled at once.
'I could buy clothes that fit me!' Felix exclaimed.
'So guys, what are we waiting for? Let's go to the fountain now!' Isaac said. They all ran down the stairs and through the streets and alleys to the fountain where an announcer was telling people about the tournament,
'Hear ye, hear ye, all you men and you manly women, there is a tournament for you, the first annual dodgeball tournament of Golden Sun. The GSDAGS (Golden Sun Dodgeball Association of Golden Sun) has started up and those who wish to enter the tournament must place in tomorrow's regional qualifying match! Enter teams of six here!' Isaac and Co rushed over to sign up, but when writing down Mia's name and pointing her out, they stopped,
'Sir, dodgeball is a violent contact sport, is she up to it? You could serve as the team's manager instead if you wish?' the man at the desk said.
'I suppose,' Mia said,' I don't want to hurt myself.'
'Than who are we going to put in for the 6th guy?' Garet said. The air turned cool, and suddenly right in front of the man someone appeared,
'I will...'
'Alex?' Piers said, awkwardly.
'Yeah, its me, I want to play for the good guys this time.' The man at the desk looked to Isaac, who was already determined as team captain,
'Do you agree?'
'Yes, put him on the team.' The announcer stood up,
'We have another team! The Valeian Adepts, starring captain Isaac. Other members include, Garet, Ivan, Felix, Alex and Piers! The team manager is Mia, and the colors are green and brown.
In all other parts of the world, teams were signing up for the dodgeball tournament, one team was a very infamous team from the east, while others ranged far and near. Soldiers from Tolbi formed a team, while mercenaries from Kalay took a stand as well. There were others, those tree living people from the east somewhere, and people coming from every city in the known world. Away in what was once his hometown that he built to greatness was Royal Swordsman. His city had not been destroyed, but it was mostly abandoned. The streets were empty, while he sat in his office on one of the higher levels in his tower. On his computer screen was this advertisement, an agent from Vault sent it to him to read, along with a message, "what do you think of it?" He snapped his fingers, and a maid (a former café worker) walked in,
'Jane... tell them I have decided...' She bowed and retreated to another room, and again she appeared, now with many others. Royal Swordsman looked over the group assembled here, once great now humbled. Well, not really humbled, but ignored and forgotten.
'Imperial Swordsman, Zithromax, Top Gear, Mr. Bigg, and alas Mercurio... five members, and with me six. Men, we have a mission today, that could win us a whole lot of coins.'
'Oh? How much,' Zithromax asked.
'1 billion...' The group remained silent, until Mr. Bigg exclaimed,
'Well, what are we waiting for?'
'A golden sun character, I suppose,' Imperial said,' else someone will report our very speaking now... how about your agent, Top Gear, the crazy guy from what is it... Lali...vero?'
'Faran? He could serve as team manager, I suppose,' Top Gear said. Faran appeared after Top Gear spoke,
'Top Gear, I would be honored to be on your dodgeball team, please?' Top Gear looked to Royal,
'How about it?'
'What else are we going to do?'
'You're in, Faran.' Top Gear said. Imperial walked over to the screen, and said,
'Wait, what will the team be, and the colors?'
'Can't be IRC related, people will know its us. How about the... Vis Ventus?' Zithromax said.
'Violent Wind? No, something different, something else... the Twilight Falcons.... The Falcons of Twilight? Shadow Eagles... Eagles of Shadow? Eagles at Dusk.........?'
'Silver Eagles,' Imperial said,' with colors of silver and black...'
So signing off for now, yours truly, Royal Swordsman.