Disclaimer: I own nothing except the lose and terrible idea for this fic. Two-shot.
Dedicated to my bestie, Blondie. She helped me a lot with this fic, not actually knowing anything about it. Enjoy x
Blaine got the call when he was on his way home to see Kurt, and he had to ask the caller to repeat what they had said because he was so shocked. After arriving at his apartment block, Blaine thrust money into the cab drivers hand and jumped out, dying to tell Kurt his good news. He may have forgotten that they were currently hosting a few of their friends in their apartment.
"Kurt!" He practically squealed, jumping into his husbands inviting arms. The other ex-glee members just looked amused. "Guess what?"
"What honey?" Kurt replied, looking into his gorgeous husband's bright eyes.
"I got the part!" He shouted excitedly. Kurt's jaw dropped and he jumped up and down.
"I'm so proud of you honey," Kurt says, drawing Blaine in for a chaste kiss. Wolf whistles were heard from a few of the Warblers in the room.
"What are you so excited about?" Santana drawled from her place on Brittney's lap.
Kurt smirked. "That's for us to know and you to work out." He grabbed Blaine's hand and they disappeared into their bedroom.
"Wanky." Everyone just laughed. Someone turned up the music a touch. Klaine joined them a little bit later, looking a bit tousled, but no one said anything about it.
Kurt climbed out of the limo at his arrival to the Tony awards, and he looked hot. Like damn. Naturally, it was a suit of his own design as he was the new and upcoming Vogue designer that absolutely everyone was talking about. He also had a small bowtie badge pinned to his suit as a silent homage to his husband, not that anyone besides his close family, friends and workmates knew about that. He posed for the cameras smiling, silently wishing that he could walking down the red carpet holding Blaine's hand. Hopefully that would change soon. He smiled nevertheless, feeling the coolness of his wedding ring hanging off a chain under his shirt.
Blaine arrived shortly after with none other than Cooper trailing behind him. He had brought Cooper as his guest tonight as he knew he had a huge surprise to share at the end of the night. He felt a little still felt a bit guilty after telling Kurt that he still wasn't sure if he was ready to announce their relationship to the world considering his rough relationship with his parents, but he was very thankful that his husband still supported him. He spotted Kurt a little bit down from him. He heart faltered a little when he took in his husband's appearance, who looked like he just walked off a Vogue runway. He smiled to himself and headed for an interviewer that was calling his name. Over the past couple of years, he had slowly begun to make a name for himself through releasing music and co-creating the new hit band 'The Warblers 2.0' with his bros from Dalton Academy – Wes, David, Nick and Jeff.
Neil Patrick Harris was hosting and boy did everyone have a brilliant time. Blaine and Kurt had gotten seats together near the front of the theatre and were enjoying themselves, especially surrounded by some of their closest friends. Rachel was nominated for an award, but missed out this time. She wasn't overly fussed for once, knowing that she would snatch up that award another time. She had also performed earlier that night causing the crowd to go wild and marvel at her extraordinary voice.
Klaine were currently backstage and changing into costumes for their surprise performance. As makeup was applied to Blaine's face, he remembered the day that he came home and told Kurt he had gotten the lead role. He was so excited to work alongside Kurt, as he had also gotten a part as the supporting role, which was usually given to a girl. Way to change things up a bit.
Blaine took a glance at Kurt in the mirror. His husband looked quite sexy in his tight jeans and leather jacket. He suddenly came to his decision on what to do whilst on stage.
About half an hour later, Kurt and Blaine stood backstage in full costume, hidden from the stars that were coming through. "Good luck my love." Kurt whispered pecking Blaine on the cheek quickly. Blaine closed his eyes and smiled.
"I hope everyone has had a grand time tonight at the Tony's, and congratulations to all award winners!" Neil said into the microphone. The crowd cheered. Blaine grabbed Kurt's hand and squeezed it. He didn't let go either. "To close the night, we have a very special surprise performance, and I am quite thrilled to be the one announcing this. As you may know, Hedwig and the Angry Inch is being rebooted on Broadway," the crowd cheered again, "And tonight, the brand-new cast is here to sing for us!"
The set was moved into place whilst Neil spoke. The audience was going crazy. Under the cover of darkness, Kurt helped Blaine up onto the car and then squeezed his hand once more before heading over to set up Blaine's microphone. Blaine took a deep breath, and after a reassuring look from Kurt, he faced the back and waited for his cue.
"I'm sure you are all wondering who our new Yitzhak is, and most importantly our new Hedwig." He paused for dramatic effect. "Well, he's a top-notch fashion designer known and loved by all, and his co-star is the adorable lead singer of the Warblers. So please, allow me to introduce Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson and the company of Hedwig and the Angry Inch!" The audience went wild – some didn't even know that Kurt could sing. Blaine and Kurt's friend's jaws dropped, they had absolutely no idea. The cameras caught their reaction. They stayed trained on them as they discovered who was playing who. And everyone's jaws dropped. Quite literally.
The music began and Blaine found himself in his element as he stripped off his jacket. The audience was still screaming as he stepped off the car. They quieted a little until he opened his mouth.
"I've got a sweet tooth
For licorice drops and jelly roll" He swung his jacket and threw it backwards toward Kurt. His friends were so shocked that he was the one and only Hedwig. Jeff and Nick were laughing so much as Blaine had said he'd probably stay away from dressing up in drag.
"Hey, sugar daddy" He pulled the necktie and threw it to Kurt as well.
"Hansel needs some sugar in his bowl… oh" Blaine loosened the mic stand and started squatting. Kurt was struggling to stop his eyes from wandering to admire his husband in front of him.
"I'll lay out fine China on the linen
And polish up the chrome
If you've got some sugar for me
Sugar daddy, bring it home" Blaine took the mic off the stand, spun and winked at Kurt who grinned back. Kurt started to sing back up for Blaine.
"Black strap molasses
You're my orange blossom honey bear
Oh (Sugar daddy sugar daddy)
Bring me Versace blue jeans
Black designer underwear" And yes, Blaine did throw the microphone around and slap his butt.
(Sugar daddy sugar daddy) Blaine threw another wink to the audience and coincidently to the camera. He started strutting across the stage, ending up on the floor close to Kurt, who had run his eyes up and down Blaine as he wandered across the stage.
"We'll dress up like the disco dancing
Jet set in Milan and Rome
If you've got some sugar for me
Sugar daddy, bring it home" Blaine kicked his leg in the air and then somehow got onto his feet.
"Oh, the thrill of control" He started to climb up the fake speakers on the side of the stage. The Warblers were amused because Blaine's favourite thing to do is to jump on the furniture.
"Like the rush of rock and roll
Is the sweetest taste I've known, oh yeah
So, come on sugar daddy bring it home" Blaine drops the mic and with the aid of a rope, jumped off the speakers and landed on his feet, despite the heels. Even Rachel was impressed. Kurt grabbed a light up skirt and headed over to Blaine, who was pulling another microphone out of his shirt.
"When the honey bees go shopping" Kurt sung into the microphone whilst wrapping his arms around Blaine to put the skirt on.
"It's something to be seen" Kurt's hands lingered for a second once the skirt was on his husband. When Kurt backed away to his microphone, Blaine wiggled his hips whilst switching on that skirt of his. Thankfully, Kurt didn't miss his cue. "Do you like it?" Blaine asked the audience.
"They swarm to wild flowers" Blaine ran down the stairs and into the audience. "Oh they swarm the wild flowers baby," He said in his Hedwig voice.
"And get nectar for the queen" He made a beeline for Wes deciding that he would be his first victim. He could feel Kurt's eyes trailing him as he walked. "You want a closer look?" He climbed up onto the arm rests on either side of Wes, the rest of the Warblers just laughing at him. Wes was giggling in his seat.
"Every gift you bring me" And yes, Blaine started swinging his hips around.
"Got me dripping like a honeycomb
If you've got some sugar for me
Sugar daddy, bring it home" Blaine grinned down at Wes "That's what you call a carwash ladies and gentlemen." Wes was bursting with laugher at the antics of his friend and some of the audience was laughing as well. Kurt was sure that Santana was the one who wolf whistled. Blaine jumped off and looked for his next victim.
"Oh, the thrill of control" Blaine strutted forward, winking at the camera.
"Like the Blitzkrieg on the roll" He spied Brittney and Santana and wandered down the aisle towards them.
"Is the sweetest taste I've known, oh yeah" He actually leant over Santana and licked the side of Brittney's face. "Wanky," Said Santana.
"If you've got some sugar bring it home" Blaine grinned. "But isn't he Kurties dolphin?" Brittney asked Santana as Blaine strutted away again. Kurt's eyes were following him, loving how Blaine was in his element singing this song. Despite his husband strutting around the way he was, Kurt hadn't missed any of his cues… Yet.
"Come on, sugar daddy bring it home" And that's when Blaine spied Puck, who was sitting beside his brother Cooper. He grinned manically.
"Whiskey and French cigarettes" He did an adorable little jump shuffle thing and stopped in front of Puck, who raised an eyebrow.
"A motorbike with high-speed jets" Blaine proceeded by sitting in Pucks lap and giving him a lap dance. Kurt was only slightly jealous… Okay so he was very extremely jealous, but at least its someone he knows? Nah screw that, he'll have to come up with the perfect comeback when Puck teases him about it later.
"A Waterpik, a Cuisinart
And a hypo-allergenic dog" And Puck even put his hands behind his head, "enjoying it" so to speak. Cooper was outright laughing. Blaine got off Pucks lap and continued down the front row, doing his adorable little jump shuffle, and the cutest faces into the camera.
"I want all the luxuries of the modern age
And every item on every page" Kurt was thankful that he could only see the back of Blaine right now because he knew that the adorable faces his husband was pulling right now would turn him into a puddle of goo.
"In the Lillian Vernon catalogue" Blaine decided that he'd plonk himself onto Quinn's lap.
"Oh baby, something's crossed my mind" Kurt eyed Blaine as he rushed back up onto the stage. Some people's jaws dropped, not knowing that Kurt's voice even dropped that low in register.
"And I was thinking you'd look so fine" Blaine smiled softly as he took off the light up skirt and then draped himself over the hood of the car on his stomach, knees bent and ankles crossed.
"In a velvet dress
With heels and an ermine stole"
Blaine and Kurt's eyes met.
"Oh, Luther darling, heaven knows" He said, staring at Kurt who gave him the slightest of smiles.
"I've never put on women's clothes
Except for once" Blaine forced his eyes back to the audience.
"My mother's camisole"
And Blaine does what Blaine does best and jumped up onto his feet, thankfully not tripping. Kurt dragged his mic stand slightly and for this moment, they were singing to each other.
"So, you think only a woman
Can truly love a man" Blaine danced on the bonnet of the car. Kurt swung his microphone stand from side to side in beat with the music.
"Well you buy me the dress
I'll be more woman
Than a man like you can stand" Blaine jumped off the car and spun around to sit back on the edge of the car, facing Kurt.
"I'll be your Venus on a chocolate clam shell
Rising on a sea of marshmallow foam" He pointed at Kurt and made an insistent "come here" gesture. Kurt took his microphone off the stand and made his way over to him. Blaine rubbed his hand over Kurt's face and wrapped his legs around his waist.
"If you've got some sugar for me" He slid his hand to the back of Kurt's head…
"Sugar daddy, bring it home" And Blaine all but smashed his lips to Kurt's in a quick open mouthed kiss. It messy yet so hot and sexy – the audience screamed. And I just cannot imagine what the people at home watching it on TV were doing. (Let's be real, they were all screaming and jumping up and down.)
"It's our tradition to control" Blaine managed to slide off the car and strutted back to centre stage. Somehow Kurt recovered quite quickly, and only missed one line. Kurt followed him with his eyes.
"Like Erich Honecker and Helmut kohl" Blaine played with the guitarists hair and Kurt came behind him and rested his free hand on Blaine's waist.
"From the Ukraine to the Rhone" They shook their hips from side to side. "oh yeah" Blaine spun out of Kurt's grip, and smirked when he saw some of his glittery red lipstick that rubbed off onto Kurt's lips.
"Sweet home uber alles" Blaine headed to his microphone stand, attached his microphone and picked it up. Kurt decided to jump up onto the car with another guitarist.
"Lord, I'm coming home" Blaine leaned down into the microphone and then managed to get the stand resting on his shoulders behind his head.
"Come on Sugar daddy bring me home" Blaine stepped to the right three times and then to the left, and then pushed the microphone stand up above his head and shook his hips a little. On the last guitar note where it rung out a little, his swivelled his hips around one more time, along with his head. Kurt stood atop of the car, microphone by his side, grinning down at Blaine.
As soon as the last note rung out, the entire audience was on their feet cheering, clapping, and whistling at the stage group. Blaine grinned and carefully placed the microphone stand back on the ground.
He helped Kurt off the car and the pair jumped up and down for a few seconds probably saying "Oh my god we actually did it," before they composed themselves and waved to the audience.
Neil Patrick Harris wandered out on to the stage fanning himself. "Wow." He said. The audience was still going crazy. Blaine and Kurt shook hands with Neil when he reached centre stage. "Just like, wow." Blaine and Kurt both grinned and bowed. They were still a little shocked though because not even Rachel had gotten a standing ovation for her performance.
Klaine decided to have their own after party with just friends and family back at their apartment. Kurt had sent out a text to tell everyone to head there already because he and Blaine still needed to change out of their costumes. The crew gave the couple a moment to themselves after congratulating them on a wonderful performance.
"Kurt…" Blaine said, grabbing Kurt and kissing him once again. When they pulled a part, they both had big smiles on their faces. "Did that actually just happen?" Kurt nodded against his forehead.
"I'm so proud of you." He replies. "And I'm so proud that I can call you my husband." Kurt wrapped his arms around Blaine's shoulders. Blaine pressed a kiss to the side of Kurt's neck.
"Thank you, Kurt. I'm proud to be with you too. And I am ready to tell the world… If you didn't pick that up." Kurt giggled and kissed Blaine again. When Blaine pulled back and finally opened his eyes, he giggled at the sight of his lipstick all over Kurt's lips.
"What?" Kurt questioned, raising an eyebrow. He looked into the mirror and gasped. "Blaine!" He was grinning though.
"Let's take a picture together for Instagram." Blaine suggested. "With the lipstick on your face." Kurt rolled his eyes and pulled out his phone regardless. They snapped a few pictures and posted them onto their Instagram accounts.
BlaineWarblerAnderson: Just performed at the Tony's with theKurtHummel and I have no idea how my lipstick ended up all over his face. ;) #BlaineisHedwig
theKurtHummel: Guess who's the new Hedwig? That's right, it's BlaineWarblerAnderson I am so thrilled and excited to be working with him! Performing at the Tony's tonight was just magical.
Kurt wiped all the make-up off Blaine's face and wiped his own lips. Once their costumes were safely packed away, they headed out the back and into the car that was waiting for them. Luckily, they weren't spotted.
When they walked into their apartment, everyone screamed in congratulations for the pair. Many hugs and pats on the back were given, along with "Oh my god why didn't you tell us?!" They partied late into the night. Kurt's dad also rang him, telling both of them how proud he was of them.
Kurt looked across at Blaine and they both smiled. They were excited to see what the future would bring.
That night, everyone fell asleep somewhere in Klaine's apartment. They may have been on the floor on the couch or even in the spare bedroom. Well everyone except Klaine that is. Kurt and Blaine were snuggled up adorably in bed. And considering they were the first to go to bed for the night, there were plenty of pictures of the two asleep, mainly on Wes and Jeff's phones.
Blaine was the first to wake, and he lay cuddled to the chest of his husband smiling. He turned and saw Kurt still sleeping. Blaine pressed a small kiss to the underside of Kurt's chin. "Good morning honey," Kurt whispered, eyes closed.
"Morning love." Blaine replied. The pair snuggled for a little longer, exchanging few words, before hopping into the shower together. Not that anyone would know they were showering together. They got dressed for the day, and momentarily forgot that there were still people in their apartment. So, when they burst out into song, they woke the entire apartment – excluding Wes who just happened to be filming the whole thing.
Naturally, they were singing one of their favourite duets, Perfect by Pink, all while preparing some eggs and toast for their breakfast. When they finished their song, they shared a brief kiss before sitting at the table, promptly ignoring the cat calls and wolf whistles from others in the room. Wes turned his camera to face him.
"Well good morning our lovely esteemed fans. You just witnessed a very adorable moment in the Klaine household this morning which is rare that any of us would actually observe. And you are most welcome." Wes saved the video to post at another time.
"You lot are more than capable of getting your own breakfast I hope." Kurt said before taking a sip of his coffee. The occupants of the apartment bustled about fighting over who got to do what first. Kurt and Blaine rolled their eyes before enjoying the rest of their breakfast.
Whilst everyone settled for breakfast, Blaine's phone rung. Kurt answered it as Blaine had a mouthful of food. "Hello, Kurt speaking."
Within a few seconds, Kurt's eyes widened. Blaine looked puzzled and leant over to squeeze his hand. "Yes." Kurt glanced at all the occupants on the table. "They'll do it… Wait what?" Kurt's mouth drops open. "You want me too?! Uh yes, of course. This Wednesday did you say?" Kurt squeezed Blaine's hand. "Of course, we will be there. Okay thank you. Bye." Kurt grinned at Blaine.
"We are going on Ellen!" Kurt squeals. Everyone cheers. "Well, we are actually having a whole episode dedicated to us. I think Ellen just wants to know more about Blaine and I to be honest, but she wants the Warblers too." Everyone laughed. "We are going to Los Angeles!"