FFVIII - 50 Years Later
It was an ordinary day in the "Balamb Senior Citizen's Home".....
Squall playing chess with Seifer...Rinoa is knitting a dog sweater....Selphie is petting her cat Fluffy....Quistis is enjoying her favorite show, Martha Stewart Zell is waiting for his lunch....and Irvine is hitting on any nurses that pass by...........they're all living in the Senior Citizen's Home in Balamb....
*nurse brings Zell some applesauce*
Zell- What the hell is this? I asked for hotdogs!!
Nurse- Mr. Dincht, you're only alowd to have soft foods....
Zell- Bring me some god damned hot dogs! I don't remember the last time I had a hot dog...must we go through this everyday? All I want is a hot dog!!
Irvine (from across the room)- Hey nurse...I could use a little help over here, if you know what I mean *eyebrow waggle*
Selphie- Oh no.............Fluffy........you need to start using the litter box.....*cat shit in her lap*
Quistis- *is staring at the TV, watching Martha Stewart, drool dribbling down her face*
Nurse- I'm really sorry--
Zell- No! When I say hotdog...I mean hotdog!! *starts having a heart attack from all the yelling and stress*
Nurse- Oh no! Help! * some more nurses come and wheel Zell off to the hospital next door to the home*
Selphie- *playing with the cat shit*
Seifer- No! Thats cheating....you can't win me! Against the rules!
Squall- .......oph yesh i cadgh
Seifer- Put in your fuckin teeth.....
Squall- Finoa....wheyre mah feef?
Rinoa- *holds up sweater* Do you think this will fit the dog?
Squall-huh?
Rinoa- The dog. I think its a perfect fit.
Nurse- *takes the sweater* Rinoa, hunny, you have no dog...
Rinoa- Oh yes I do!
Squall- My feef!!
Selphie- *smelling the cat shit on her fingers*
Quistis- *hits the TV with her cane* Comertials taking to damn long damnit! *hits it again*
Irvine- *pinches the nurses ass as she walks in front of him and over to the table to get Squall's teeth* Thats what Im talkin bout....nice firmness!!
Nurse- *ignores Irvine and hands Squall his teeth*
Squall- Thank you...now where were we--- *looks at Seifer*
Seifer- *is snoring, face on the chessboard*
Selphie-*licking the cat shit on her fingers*
Irvine- I think someone forgot to change my catheder (sp?) *eyebrow waggle*
Quistis- *is still watching re-runs of Martha Stewart* great potting idea.....*scribbles in notebook*
and so the madness continues......poor nurses.................
It was an ordinary day in the "Balamb Senior Citizen's Home".....
Squall playing chess with Seifer...Rinoa is knitting a dog sweater....Selphie is petting her cat Fluffy....Quistis is enjoying her favorite show, Martha Stewart Zell is waiting for his lunch....and Irvine is hitting on any nurses that pass by...........they're all living in the Senior Citizen's Home in Balamb....
*nurse brings Zell some applesauce*
Zell- What the hell is this? I asked for hotdogs!!
Nurse- Mr. Dincht, you're only alowd to have soft foods....
Zell- Bring me some god damned hot dogs! I don't remember the last time I had a hot dog...must we go through this everyday? All I want is a hot dog!!
Irvine (from across the room)- Hey nurse...I could use a little help over here, if you know what I mean *eyebrow waggle*
Selphie- Oh no.............Fluffy........you need to start using the litter box.....*cat shit in her lap*
Quistis- *is staring at the TV, watching Martha Stewart, drool dribbling down her face*
Nurse- I'm really sorry--
Zell- No! When I say hotdog...I mean hotdog!! *starts having a heart attack from all the yelling and stress*
Nurse- Oh no! Help! * some more nurses come and wheel Zell off to the hospital next door to the home*
Selphie- *playing with the cat shit*
Seifer- No! Thats cheating....you can't win me! Against the rules!
Squall- .......oph yesh i cadgh
Seifer- Put in your fuckin teeth.....
Squall- Finoa....wheyre mah feef?
Rinoa- *holds up sweater* Do you think this will fit the dog?
Squall-huh?
Rinoa- The dog. I think its a perfect fit.
Nurse- *takes the sweater* Rinoa, hunny, you have no dog...
Rinoa- Oh yes I do!
Squall- My feef!!
Selphie- *smelling the cat shit on her fingers*
Quistis- *hits the TV with her cane* Comertials taking to damn long damnit! *hits it again*
Irvine- *pinches the nurses ass as she walks in front of him and over to the table to get Squall's teeth* Thats what Im talkin bout....nice firmness!!
Nurse- *ignores Irvine and hands Squall his teeth*
Squall- Thank you...now where were we--- *looks at Seifer*
Seifer- *is snoring, face on the chessboard*
Selphie-*licking the cat shit on her fingers*
Irvine- I think someone forgot to change my catheder (sp?) *eyebrow waggle*
Quistis- *is still watching re-runs of Martha Stewart* great potting idea.....*scribbles in notebook*
and so the madness continues......poor nurses.................