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Diving Hard - chap 1 by nezushi4918


`what the hell am i thinking of doing in the middle of the night...this is a recipe for disaster` Kanda thought as he heard it again.

It was ridiculous to be in a beach at two am, but if Lenalee didn´t tried to force him to study something he already heard thousands of times, he wouldn't be here following the sound of someone between rocks, cursing… well at least the waves were calm.

"Still i should probably not go after the sound" He said even though he kept walking in the direction the sound came from.

Here at least he never got lost since he never got lost since he came here every time he needed to relax or to jog, but at night he usually just stayed home since he had classes in the morning.

He could feel the person clearly behind the rocks, in front of him and he heard a weird sound like slaps?, but the person seemed in pain, he could hear insults really low.

`What the hell would make a person come to such a hidden place?!`

He gave it a peek and he really thought he had died and go to heaven or simply drowning.

In front of him was a mermaid?with beautiful blue scales who shined bright thanks to the moon every time it moved created the slap sound he heard, but the weird part was the mermaid had white hair with a scar? Near his left eye…. ´did the tales about mermaids said they had white hair? Was it because it was old?´

Kanda´s words to describe it would be beautiful or mythic...or probably he had gone insane…..! But he couldn't take his eyes of it.

The mermaid was definitively a merman since he was flat, still, he had beautiful skin, it seemed like a, well, a dream.

But there was something weird about it, the mer...man kept a hold of his left arm who was red and he kept cursing…

"Shit...is that blood" Kanda whispered to himself, when he saw the red arm.

He kept looking and his doubts disappeared when the merman shifted and now he could literally see a poll of blood.

´damn, he´s going to die?!´

"Shit, What happened!" Kanda said moving in the merman direction forgetting everything else.

"Does it hurt?" ´of course it fucking hurts, how could it not!´ He asked, noticing then the look the merman was giving, stopping Kanda in his tracks.

The merman looked at him as if kanda had just made the worst mistake of his life.

"Don't you even dare to touch me! You filthy human!" the merman spit the words a dog ready to attack, with rage in his eyes, trying to get away as pain shot from his left arm and kanda heard a curse coming from the merman.

´Why is he so agitated?´

Kanda didn't understood why the merman was like that, so he decided to do a different approach.

He silently got in his knees and extended his right hand in front of him like if he was a criminal who had just been caught, putting his left hand a little bit further around directly at the merman so that the merman could see he didn't had anything, and approached the merman very slowly.

The merman to say he was confused by this didn´t even started to cover it.

"What the hell are you doing human?" The merman asked waiting to laugh by the ridiculous of this all.

"Well, in university we learned that when a dog or a similar animal is afraid of us, we have to extend our hand and be at their eye level so that they can see no threat in us, and if we have patience and luck they even let us patt their heads" Kanda said rambling, getting closer.

The look the merman gave now seemed more amused than disgusted or angry.

"So wait! Youre calling me a dog!" The merman said letting his guard down, seeing kanda get closer now.

´A human that talks this much and calls me a dog might be interesting?´

"No,No,...you're a beansprout" Kanda said smirking right beside him staring right at the merman.

´Forget it! This human is crazy!´

"W-What!How can i be a beansprout! W-What do you mean! I´m Allen! Allen Walker!"

`Why did i just said my name!...this guy is pissing me off…´

"Ok, beansprout, can you let me see your wound?"

Kanda now was face to face to Allen, ´even his name is beautiful….´, but he still didn't dare touching him, afraid of scaring him.

"Don't call me that! You weirdo!"

Allen said hiding as possible his left arm from the man, dammit why did Allen let him get so close! It's true this human was totally his type and a total beauty but come on! He was HUMAN!

"Great, now that i got called a weirdo, can i see your arm?"

Kanda waited patiently for the answer, looking straight at the beansprout eyes.

"Fine!,but if you dare to hurt me i will tear you to pieces human!"

Allen made a point to show his claws and fangs, he himself had no idea why he was trusting this weirdo and that was scary itself.

Still, Allen slowly extended his arm to kanda hands, wincing in pain.

Kanda had extended his hand to get along Allen´s arm and now he finally could look properly he was really worried! The blood had covered up pretty much all his arm, but first things first.

First: keep calm;

Second: Examine the wound and determine the condition of the animal;

"How can you be out of water beansprout? Aren't you a merman or whatever you're called?"

Kanda continued examining the wound as he asked.

"For your information we merman can be out of water for some time"

"And besides if i swim like this i'm gonna attract sharks…" Allen whispered to himself but Kanda heard it clearly.

"Then beansprout, how long can you still be on land?"

Kanda let go of Allen's arm and took his shirt off.

Allen could only stare as Kanda removed his shirt showing his abs, speechless he kept looking.

`omg! I wanna touch it…. NO! HE´S HUMAN! Bad Allen!`

Allen thought until he heard the human saying something and tried to focus on it.

"W-what?"

"I asked how many time left?"

Kanda said as he teared the shirt into pieces and started at the beansprout….

"H-hum i-i don't know. I cant really say...but i can tell i still have time" He looked at the human carefully watching the human ruining his own shirt.

"W-what are you going to do with that?"

"Oh, im gonna wet some of this pieces to clean your arm to see the wound better...can i?" He explained, showing the pieces and slowly showing his hands again so the beansprout didnt freaked out.

`Damn, he is really beautiful, nothing compared to the mythic mermaids in books...`

"Ok, but slowly! Im watching you! If you hurt me i-"

"-you´re going to tear me to pieces...right!" He said smirking and moving to wet the pieces of his shirt.

He came back and he could bet the beautiful beansprout was making an angry face, and even that one was adorable.

`Lenalee is gonna kill me if she discovers what i am doing … Che! Who would tell her anyways"

Kanda smirked again as he sat near the beansprout extending his arm.

"May i?" He asked, getting a raised eyebrow from a beansprout, but the next second a arm was in his hand.

"Ok, this might hurt like hell but if you let me do this i might calm down the pain after….ok?"

`Why am i even trusting this human when he just said he´s gonna hurt me!´

"Just do it already!" Allen said clenching his teeth and fangs preparing himself.

Kanda smirked ´my god, how can he be so cute´

He started to clean the best he could, trying not to touch the would directly, finally noticing that half of the arm had already made a shell of blood, only near the shoulder was still open. ´how could this happen, was it something or someone?´

Allen hissed a lot looking directly at Kanda as he wanted to kill him, and was going to kill him any second.

"Im sorry its almost over…." He said trying to clean and the open area and not touching it with the salt water directly, he could see the beansprout was ready to kill him.

"IT´S BETTER BE!" ´hurts!hurts!im sick!it hurts!oh FUCK FUCK FUCK! PLEASE STOP!´ Allen gritted his teeth and fangs even though he wanted to kill the human right now.

"Ok, take a deep breath, its over" Kanda said as he tried to think how to close the wound at least since he really didnt had anything with him.

Allen breathed slowly, as he kept staring at the human, the arm still hurted like hell, but the human hands were cold and for some reason felt good as he touched gently.

"After a while Allen was finally starting to relax.

"You know, you hurt me, you call me beansprout, but i still dont know your name!"

Kanda kept holding and looking at the arm as he tied several drying pieces of his shirt around the wound, still he smirked.

"What, dont tell me youre actually interested."

He looked at the beansprout, seeing his surprised face.

He let go with caution the arm he was holding and extended his hand almost to the bean´s face stopping as he noticed a flinch and the bean´s eyes following the hand.

"What are you thinking of doing?"

"Im thinking about touching your face, in return i will tell you my name...you know, im not gonna hurt you, youre too beautiful for me to even think about doing something like that!"

Allen looked surprised and blushed, looking down to his tail.

The human didnt even noticed what he had just done to Allen…of course he was used to hear it, but it was only about his tail or his scales, and that was from his friends, he without noticing said that looking at his face….seeing the hair and the scar, and even after seeing his arm like that.

He nodded slowly as he felt the hand in his cheek, letting himself be petted.

Kanda could only stare at the beautiful silver eyes, the ears, and the mark the beansprout had in his face that matched him perfectly.

´its so soft and at the same time beautiful like silk...really beautiful´

He started to caress the merman cheek as he touched his hair.

´my soft`

"My name is Yuu Kanda, you can call me Kanda or Yuu, if youre the one saying it i bet any would sound lovely"

Kanda said the truth getting a surprised beansprout and getting another blush seconds later,smirking happy to see he made him blush again.

´omg! This hum- Yuu Kanda doesnt know what he´s doing to me!´

"Are you like this to everyone?" Allen asked, still being petted, staring at his scales.

"What do yo-"

"YUU~ WHERE ARE YUU~LENALEE IS WORRIED WITH YUU~"

As Allen heard the voice he shoved Kanda´s hand and dragged himself to the sea, swimming away not even looking back.

Kanda stood there looking at the sea without saying anything.

He could hear what he knew was Lavi calling him, but right now he couldnt believe Allen had gone away just like that.

When he started to hear Lavi finally shutting up was when he got out of that state, stood up and noticed he was actually shirtless with blood on his shorts and freaking pieces of cloth with blood on the sand.

´damn im a mess ´ Kanda sighed as he looked one last time to the sea and walked back to where this all started.

When the damn rabbit finally saw him he knew his day was gonna be horrible.

…..

W-what happened Kanda!" Lenalee asked getting up from the couch when she saw the two of them finally getting back.

"Right! Come on Kanda you cant say its nothing! You´re covered in blood!"

Lavi said walking to stand side by side with Lenalee, giving Kanda the same look as Lenalee.

´They are in my house criticizing me...cant i just kick them out´

"Look, im really tired, ….its like...what.."

Kanda answered looking at the watch in the living room.

"4 AM! DAMN"

"Kanda youre covered in blood! You cant just think we are going to ignore that fact and go to sleep!"

"Yes, you are, we have an exam tomorrow so the both of you go home, the blood is not mine so its fine, everything is ok."

´i hope´

"Kanda,-" Lenalee started saying taking a step further but she was cut off.

"Please...go home!" Kanda said moving to open the door for them to get out.

"We will talk tomorrow ok?" He said to both as they got their stuff and got out.

"Kanda, you can talk to us, you know that" Lavi said already out of the door with Lenalee right behind.

Kanda sighed and walked to his room where he collapsed dreaming about a certain merman.


Hi, im nezushi4918 (≧∀≦) , i had this idea in class, as usual, and i did the first chapter in a day, and this have been in my notebook (because i dont write in my pc, it helps me think) for almost a year (sorry), and i like a lot of skinship so this fanfic is probably gonna be having a lot .

I still dont know if later i will do a sex scene, since well...you know…..but since i like yaoi im gonna think about it ;P if you would like for more please like and review ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ノ~

Oh ~and for anyone who read the thing Kanda wanted to forget, i finally have the second chapter (i will upload soon), and already started the third hehe.