I'm not used to writing songfics. But this is a parody, so...


Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say.
I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took,
Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?

The Doctor frowned. Everything felt wrong today. He felt tired and exhausted, and something felt like it was pounding its way into his head. He felt incredibly angsty.

Meanwhile, Jack was eating a banana and thinking about the Doctor. He could never get the Doctor to notice him, or anything. It was always Rose. Rose, Rose, Rose. He loved Rose, but he got jealous. He sighed and decided to go find her.

The Doctor pulled himself out from under the TARDIS console and began pressing buttons to get somewhere. He didn't even know where, but he needed to get away from-

I'm not okay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
You wear me out

What will it take to show you that it's not the life it seems?
(I'm not okay)
I've told you time and time again you sing the words but don't know what it means
(I'm not okay)
To be a joke and look, another line without a hook
I held you close as we both shook for the last time take a good hard look!

"What?" He muttered. "Jack, turn off the music! It's hard for me to think!"

"It's not my music. I wasn't listening to music." Jack explained, looking around for a plausible source. There was none.

"Oh, you just don't want to admit you listen to My Chemical Romance." Rose appeared from behind a hall, grinning.

"I thought it was your's."

"It's not."

"Then who..." They turned to the Doctor.

"Actually, it's not mine either." He shrugged. "Ah well." He pulled out the sonic screwdriver and pointed it up in an attempt to turn off the music. If anything, it got louder. "What the..."

I'm not okay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
You wear me out

Forget about the dirty looks
The photographs your boyfriend took
You said you read me like a book, but the pages all are torn and frayed

"Okay, this is getting annoying." Jack muttered, looking around frantically. "I can't even tell where the sound's coming from."

"We're about to land!" The Doctor shouted, trying to avoid crashing. They narrowly avoided a crash, and walked out of the TARDIS.

"Now that we're away from the TARDIS, the music should stop, yeah?" Rose looked back, then followed after Jack and the Doctor. "So where are we?"

"We're on the planet of-"

I'm okay
I'm okay!
I'm okay, now
(I'm okay, now)

"Argh!" The Doctor shouted. "Cut it out!"

"Why won't the music stop?" Jack asked, straining to be heard over the ever growing sound of My Chemical Romance.

"I don't know, if I knew I'd do something!"

But you really need to listen to me
Because I'm telling you the truth
I mean this, I'm okay!
(Trust Me)

"We should just ignore it!" Rose shouted.

"Good idea." Jack grinned. "Except I can't hear anything over it!"

I'm not okay
I'm not okay
Well, I'm not okay
I'm not o-fucking-kay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
(Okay)

This was going to be a long journey...


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