So, this is "The Akatsuki: A heart for Mother Nature!", dear readers!

I'm not sure if I should call those things Drabbles, 'cause some of them are a bit too long for that, I think, but the choice is up to you whether or not they are Drabbles.

Well, as the title says, it's all about the Akatsuki and, more or less, their relation to Mother Nature, be it animals or plants or something else. The length will vary from character to character. Sorry if it's silly or unoriginal, but I couldn't get this out of my head xD (Also sorry to those who wait for updates of my other fanfics...) This is my first real attempt at humor/something close to humor, so please bear with me ^^;

Okay, updates will be daily (three 'Drabbles' per day because I already have everything on my computer) and will include Team Hebi/Taka/whatever Kishimoto names them next.

Surprisingly, I think the most obvious characters (Zetsu, Kisame, Juugo) were the hardest to write xD Zestus's is also the shortest...

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The Akatsuki: A heart for Mother Nature!

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Zetsu

As everyone could see, he had a giant Venus flytrap around his body. He couldn't go anywhere without being stared at or without people gaping at him. That was quite...annoying, to say the least.

But the plant also had its advantages. For example when he wanted to sleep! The Venus trap blocked out any loud noises and in the morning, it shielded his eyes from the sun. And it hid him quite effectively in forests and the like. Not to mention that it shielded him from the rain...He figured that it really wasn't that bad to have a Venus trap wrapped around his body.

(Though, as time went by, he noticed, while standing in his giant garden, that he was developing a plant fetish.)