The tree

Garfield walks outside…

-Hey tree! You can't make me get up there!

-Oh yah, I have coffee!

-Coffee!

Garfield zooms up the tree. He looks around, no coffee.

-Hey, you tricked me!

About a week later Garfield is still stuck in the tree.

-I am never going to get down! Jon! Jon! I am stuck in a tree, it is your duty as my staff to get me down. Meow.

Another week passes and Garfield gets the guts to jump down.

-So long tree, I will never forget you.

He rings the doorbell, waits five minutes and knocks down the door.

-Garfield the door is for people not cats! Hey, it's you Garfield!

-No it's Jon, who do you think I am? The boogie man?

-I have been looking all over for you!

-Well obviously you need glasses.

-Hey where have you been anyways? Have you lost weight? I think you should go back there more often.

At this point Garfield is already in the kitchen finishing up the lasagne Jon just made.

-Yah, yah more often.

END