DRAGON BALL HIGH SCHOOL

CHAPTER 1

Goku woke early in the morning and noticed he was naked in his blanket. He then remembered he had wanted to do sex with Chichi (a girl he knew from high school) and went to bed naked just in case he needed to relieve himself with her boobs on his mind.

Goku got dressed and went downstairs to eat breakfast before taking a shower and got ready for high school. Just as Goku grabbed his backpack, the phone rang. Goku picked up the phone. It was Krillin.

"Hello, Goku?" said Krillin on the phone. "Are you ready to go to high school?"

"Oh hey Krillin," said Goku back to Krillin. "Yes I am, I have more homework done too." Goku was proud about his homework. He work all night on his homework because if he failed and got another F he would have to go back to the beginning of high school, repeating the same year all over again. Not only that but his parents said to Goku "Goku, if you fail high school by getting Fs, we will double team you when we spank you with our belt." Goku did not want to be spanked by his parents belt. Their belt had magic powers that made it hurt extra hard because the belt was made of Goku's old tail.

"Well..." said Krillin on the phone, "I have an idea." Krillin giggled like he had a really good secret.

"Oh? What is it Krillin." said Goku wondering what he had in mind.

Krillin paused as if he was making sure no one was listening on their conversation like the FBI. "Well Goku, I was thinking maybe… we should skip school." This was shocking to Goku. Krillin never skipped school before and never has Goku.

"WHAT!" Shout Goku so loud it sounded like a car horn after a collision because dogs where driving them instead of people. "We can not do that. Krillin. I tried to be good in high school I even finished my homework which is due today. Do you want me to get an F or something?"

"No Goku" said Krillin, "It is just that all the cool kids are doing it and we should try to be cool too." Krillin sounded nerves for a second before something came to Goku's head.

Goku remember what happened yesterday after high school at the school bus. Krillin was trying to show off to all the girls, especially Android 18, but he slipped and knocked over Android 17's homework in the mud. Android 17 was so angry he could have kill Krillin. Just like Goku, Android 17 was also trying to get good grades but he was a little more violent than Goku. His homework was ruined and he wanted to beat Krillin in the ass for his troubles. But the teachers who were still at high school stopped them. Android 17 told Krillin "We will meet here tomorrow and we will settle this shitface."

"I think I know the real reason why you want to skip school Krillin." said Goku after remembering.

"What? What do you mean? I just want to do what the cool kids do. That's all. Hehe." said Krillin sounding nervous but also sounding cool at the same time.

"I am not trying to stop you Krillin." said Goku. "I just can't afford to fail and get spanked. Especially with my own tail." Goku said all of this and he could heear Krillin gasp.

"Well..." said Krilling thinking. "I guess I can go by myself skipping school. I don't want you to fail if it is really that important to you. If you need me I will be at the carnival, okay." Krilling hung up the phone and so did Goku who could hear the school bus stop at his house. Goku ran to the bus and saw all the kids he knew at high school. In the bus was Bulma and Yamcha and of course Vegeta who was sitting in the back of the bus because he hated everything. Oku sat down as the bus started to move again.

"Hey Goku," said Yamcha, looking like a total gay when he said it. "Where is Krillin? Do you think he and Andriod 17 are going to fight? I hope they don't, high school is suppose to be about learning and not about fighting or drama." See this was the reason why everyone thinks Yamcha was so gay. He had unrealistic expectations of the world.

"Gee Yamcha, why don't you shut up already." said Vegeta in the back. "Learning is for fagboys anyways." Yamcha got up to say something but he decided not to and only grind his teeth in anger. Yamcha knew that Vegeta was only trying to impress Yamcha's girlfriend Bulma and he was not going to let him. Goku believed Yamcha was going to bring a gun and probably shoot Vegeta but then he remember Yamacha was probably too much of a pussy to use one.

The bus stopped again and this time two people got on the bus. It was Andriod 17 and Andriod 18. They were brother and sister, even if they had different color hair. Android 17 loked around the bus and then at Goku.

"Hey Goku where is that little fagnip Krillin?" Android 17 said. "He was suppose to come to high school and we were going to fight after he ruined my homework."

"Please do not fight!" Shout Yamcha like a mother hyena screaming for her baby after a lion ate it.

"Shut up, he ruined my homework!" Shouted Android 17 with rage building up in his eyes. "YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO WRITE THAT ESSAY!? We have a poor family and cannot afford a computer so I had to use the computers at school each day to write it." Android 18 didn't really care about this whole drama and just sat down. Android 17 was still standing looking at Yamcha.

"Oh I am sorry. I did not know!" said Yamcha.

"You won't be fighting Krillin anyime soon Android 17." said Gok, Android 17 looked confused. "Krilling is skipping school and is probably at the carnival right now."

"He is a midget so he will probably fit right in" said Vegeta making fun of Krillin. The whole bus laughed except Goku and Yamcha. Goku didn't laugh because Krillin was his best friend, Yamcha didn't laugh because he didn't laugh at any of Vegeta's jokes.

"He must be really hiding like a little bitch said Android 17" said Android 17. He squeeze his fist in vicotry. "When I see him at the carnival, I will beat his ass in front of all his clown friends too."

Goki was shocked. Even if Killin was hiding, Androd 17 was still wanting to fight him. The bus stopped in front of the High School and all the High School kids left the bus and to there class. Goku stepped out the school bus but did not move. He thought in his head behind his hair "I have to warn Krillin before Android 17 finds him."