This is my first story so be nice... well to me anyway.
Inuyasha: Yea or I'll do something... I think.. Maybe...Maybe not...starts to wonder possiblities
Kagome: I 'll help probably. Maybe not...depends on how I feel.
Me: Shut up you two!
Ellenore: Well I'll help kick butt for you Briel.
Me: THANK YOU!!! AT LEAST SOMEONE WILL HELP ME!!!
Ellenore: Or maybe I'll let you suffer... dunno.
Me: GOSH!! DOES EVERYONE HATE ME?
Everyone: thinks
Inuyasha: Is that a trick question?
Me: Well please read before dead corpeses fill my room.
Everyone else: gulps
Caught!
Naraku was in the bathroom doing who knows what. She had been waiting for an hour to use that bathroom.
Kaugra grew impatient. 'He knows this is the only bathroom in the castle yet he still hogs it!!' she thought pounding on the door.
"Naraku!! Hurry up!!! You've been in there all morning!!" He gave no answer.
She pounded the door again. "Naraku!!" "Hold up bitch! I'm not done yet!!" "Well hurry up you motha-fucka!!" she screamed back.
She waited another minute. "That's it! I'm coming in!" She grabbed the doorknob and turned it.
Meanwhile in the bathroom, Naraku was mooning over himself.
"That bitch! how dare she distract me?" He turned back to the mirror.
"Anyway, who's a good lookin' hanyou? I am. I'm the man. Or demon. Or half-demon. Whatever. I just look good."(a/n: pathetic)
"Well back to my beauty treatment."
Kaugra opened the door to see Naraku putting on eyeliner and mascara. She stood gawking at him. "What...the..."
"What?" he asked. "Can't a hanyou put on his eyeliner and mascara without minions bursting into the room?!" (a/n: for an evil genius, he's pretty dense. Naraku: I resent that!! Whatever you just said!! Me: rolls eyes)
"You mean that was makeup the whole time?" "Yeah… so what?" Kaugra just blinked.
After a momentarily pause, she turned and left. "What a weird hanyou." She murmured to herself. "I heard that!!" he yelled.
Kanna just happened to walk by and stared at him. "What are you looking at, child?"
She just shook her head and walked off. "Nothing Master." she said. "Nothing importatant anyway" She giggled.
Then stopped, realizing that she showed emotion.
Naraku,stunned at Kanna, shook his head and looked back in
"Forget them. I think I look good. Wait I know I look good." He said. He walked out of the bathroom. "I'm so Beautiful."
There you go. Hope you enjoyed it!
Inuyasha: For Her sake PLEASE REVIEW!!!smirks and snickers
Me: Thanks Inuyasha. I appreciate it. But I don't kno why you're laughing. lightbulb Wait a minute... HEY!!
Shippo: Run Inuyasha!! RUN FOR YOUR HANYOU LIFE!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: runs and laughs
Me: chases
Kagome: shakes head Anyway review! smiles
Shippo: PUWESEEE!!!!!
All: AWWWWWW!