Babysitting 101
A fic by DarthSidious04
( The Jedi Council and other Jedi are sitting around playing various card games with each other when Yoda walks in.)
Yoda: A task, I ask of you all.
( Mace and Obi-wan look up from their Card Game.)
Mace: Obi-wan, do you hear something?
Obi-wan: Nope.
( They continue playing.)
Yoda: Anybody?
( Nobody gives a reply.)
Yoda: Alright, then force you all, I will!
( He raises his hand and concentrates real hard. Immediately, all the Jedi in the room stop and start clasping their necks like they are choking.)
Obi-wan: ACCK!
Mace: I CAN'T BREATHE!
Ki Adi Mundi: NEED AIR!
( All of the Jedi start rolling around the floor gasping for air.)
Mace: ALL RIGHT! JUST WHAT DO YOU WANT?
( Yoda, satisfied, releases his hold on them. They gasp for air.)
Yoda: Watch Over The Mighty bear clan, you all will.
Obi-Wan: OH NO!
Mace: Not those brats! They Won't listen to us!
Ki Adi Mundi: And what if we refuse?
( Yoda raises his hand and force chokes them all again.)
Ki Adi Mundi: I SEE YOUR POINT!
( Yoda releases his hold.)
Yoda: Good. Training in the Gym, they are. Tell them that you are babysitting them, I will.
( and with that, yoda leaves the room.)
( The Jedi Council and other Jedi are sitting around playing various card games with each other when Yoda walks in.)
Yoda: A task, I ask of you all.
( Mace and Obi-wan look up from their Card Game.)
Mace: Obi-wan, do you hear something?
Obi-wan: Nope.
( They continue playing.)
Yoda: Anybody?
( Nobody gives a reply.)
Yoda: Alright, then force you all, I will!
( He raises his hand and concentrates real hard. Immediately, all the Jedi in the room stop and start clasping their necks like they are choking.)
Obi-wan: ACCK!
Mace: I CAN'T BREATHE!
Ki Adi Mundi: NEED AIR!
( All of the Jedi start rolling around the floor gasping for air.)
Mace: ALL RIGHT! JUST WHAT DO YOU WANT?
( Yoda, satisfied, releases his hold on them. They gasp for air.)
Yoda: Watch Over The Mighty bear clan, you all will.
Obi-Wan: OH NO!
Mace: Not those brats! They Won't listen to us!
Ki Adi Mundi: And what if we refuse?
( Yoda raises his hand and force chokes them all again.)
Ki Adi Mundi: I SEE YOUR POINT!
( Yoda releases his hold.)
Yoda: Good. Training in the Gym, they are. Tell them that you are babysitting them, I will.
( and with that, yoda leaves the room.)