Lotr, Hobbit and Silmarillion Valentines

by Pip the Dark Lord of All

Special for Valentine's Day. Or not. I am still writing these. Random Lotr, Hobbit and Silmarillion Valentine poems.

1. Chapter 1

Sorry this is so short. I may publish more verses, if I can come up with good ones. :D

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

We need our precious,

So we'll strangle you.

The End.

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Please review ;D