FACT: One of Liechtenstein's 3 main exports is dental products.
Little Liechtenstein never got out much. She didn't mind so much, because she always got to be with her brother, and that was fun, but she did enjoy interacting with the other nations at meetings. She especially loved to help people, no matter what they needed.
So, when she saw her friend Hungary come out of a closet with the ex-nation Prussia in tow, and heard her mumble, "Now I need to brush my teeth." Liechtenstein happily handed her a toothbrush she pulled out of nowhere, along with miniature travel toothpaste.
She completely missed Prussia's snickering, Hungary's surreptitious wiping at the corners of her mouth from being caught coming out of a closet with the albino, and the embarrassed, red face of her brother as he clicked his gun.
But Vash always looked like that.
She shuffled off, because she knew that Ukraine liked to have floss for after the lunch break.
AN: Yeah. I've been waiting to write this for ages, but never had anything good to go with it and just decided, y'know what? Fuck it, I'm just gonna write something. And voila! Here it is.
-I do not support the Hungary/Prussia pairing. Like at all. It just worked with this.
-I totally get my facts from The Useless Information Series. (LOVE IT. Does it surprise anyone that the useless information society is mainly from England? No.)
-"Brushing my teeth" basically translates to giving somebody a blow job. Yup.
-I totally hate spelling Liechtenstein's name.
And lastly, there probably will be more drabbles whenever I find anymore facts that I can work with. Which shouldn't be hard. :D