1. Thou shalt not worship the Gaiaphage or else someone is gonna kill you.
2. Thou shalt not worship any form the Gaiaphage takes or someone is probably gonna kill you.
3. Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain in front of Astrid or she's gonna get mad.
4. Thou shalt remember dinner time. Don't start fights at dinner time.
5. Honor Sam and Astrid, Brother John and try not to make Caine angry, or else.
6. Thou shall try not to commit murder, but if you do, hide the body in the desert for the coyotes to eat.
7. Thou shalt not have sex on the houseboats, because lets face it, we can hear you.
8. Thou shalt not steal from a moof with awesome powers.
9. Thou shall not make something up and tattle.
10. Thou shall not want things you can't have, like moof powers. Especially moof powers.
"There." Teresa said as she finished writing the last words. She contemplated if she should sign her name or not. She stared at one of the few sacred pieces of paper that were left unburned or ruined. Well, she thought, it's been ruined now.
She found herself walking towards the steadily growing graveyard. She used one of her last rolls of tape to put the Fayz Commandments up on a old streetlight that of course, no longer worked, and as soon as the last piece was up, she felt accomplished.
I wrote this after telling my friend I was reading Fear in church and I realized someone in the FAYZ has probably broken every commandment. I realized God was probably frowning on me that day for reading it in church. Jesus too. Then this was born and leave a review if you feel like it.