A/N: I will note now, to keep away any flamers or rude comments, that this idea originally belongs to Padfoot Moony and Prongs, I am only tinkering with it a bit (for my own fun…and I'm bored)…and using my own cast of characters. With that said…enjoy!

Welcome one and all to the first episode of _

George: So maybe the name could be Hogwart's Horns?

Fred: I thought we were going with Slytherin's Suck?

Ron: This is on the bloody air…

Harry: Why are we here in the first place?

George and Fred: Because of the fans dear Harry….and we are?

Hermione: We've been on the air for the last five minutes.

Sirius: Hello world!

Ginny: Harry…why is your godfather such an…

Harry: I don't know.

George and Fred: Well, since the whole cast is together, let us start this merry show off with a bang! Yes dear Hogwarts (and other listeners) welcome to Asking Blank, where you can ask your favorite people anything on your mind.

Ron: What the hell is up with the name?

George and Fred: That is not the point dear Ronnikins, oh look…we have a letter already!

Dear Asking Blank…

Ron: Have you ever tried to ask a girl on a date?

Busy Bird

Ron: Do I have to answer this question?

George and Fred: YUP!

Ron: Fine…yeah I bloody have. That's all I'm saying. *grumbles as rest of group giggles*

Well there you have it folks, send in your questions to any of our wonderful cast! Until next time, this has been…

Asking Blank

Harry: What the hell is with the random voice?