A/N:
HAHA! What a cool idea, huh?
I will make this multiple chapters if people enjoy it.
Disclaimer: I don't own FB.
Warnings: OOC, insanity, language.
Kyo Sohma woke up early one morning; dark grey clouds hid the sun; it was going to rain. He sighed, ginger hair ruffled. He sat up bed and could have sworn he heard something behind him. He didn't turn around though; his mind was just playing a trick on him.
On the opposite side of his bedroom (from his bed) he peered in the mirror. Crimson eyes met each other as he stared at himself. There was a movement above him. Staring upwards he came face to face with-
"Hello, Kyo!"
-What the hell was that? Kyo stared, amazed at what he saw. A guy, who looked exactly like him, sitting on his bed head. How long had he been there? Who was he? Kyo's mind raced with questions as crimson met crimson in the mirror.
"Who the hell are you!" Questioned Kyo, angrily. He approached everyone angrily, so it wasn't like he had anything against this weird boy who looked like him. He jumped off the bed head and sat on the edge of the bed instead, by Kyo's feet.
"Me? I'm Kyou Souma. Who the hell are you?"
"Kyo Sohma!" Kyo Sohma answered, with a stupid expression on his face. He reached up with his right hand and scratched the back of his neck, revealing his black and white beads. Kyou Souma gasped.
"Look! I have red and white ones!" He extended his left arm and showed Kyo. Kyou and Kyo stared at each other for a moment.
"You must be my evil twin brother, or something" Kyo concluded, before crawling out of bed and putting some clothes on. Man, his evil twin brother even wore the same CLOTHES as him. Sounded like him too.
"This is so stupid," Kyou stated once Kyo had finished dressing.
"Tell me about it,"
"Hey, I think it's gonna rain. Crap!" Kyou said, obviously directing the urgency of the matter to his own evil, twin brother.
"Lets go downstairs. Tohru will make us something to eat"
"You mean Tooru?" (If you review with joy towards Tooru, she'll come next!)
"No… Tohru"
"Whatever"
Kyo slapped Kyou over the back of the head. Kyou hissed and ran down the stairs towards the table, where everyone was currently eating. Kyou stared at Yuki. Yuki stared back.
"Stupid cat, stop staring" He hadn't realized this wasn't the Kyo he loved to hate.
"Shutup, damn rat" Came two voices. Tohru, Shigure and Yuki stared. Since when was Kyo two faced? It was then the Kyo they all knew descended down the stairs and slapped Kyou over the back of the head again.
"Dammit, would you stop that?"
"No!"
"YES!"
"MAKE ME, DAMN YOU!"
"I WILL!"
There was a pause, then silence. Awkward silence. Kyo and Kyou stared at each other. There wasn't much to say, until Kyou had an idea.
"Lets cause havoc," He stated as innocently as Kyou's rough and tumble voice could sound. Kyo grinned, his cat fangs showing.
"I like the sound of that,"
"Lets kill Yuuki!" (If you review with joy towards Yuuki, he'll be next!)
"You mean Yuki?"
"Dammit, no! Yuuki!"
"…Right, whatever"
"It's begun…" Shigure said randomly, "Our evil twins have escaped the manga version of our series. Whatever shall we do? ENGLISH VS JAPANESE! Oh, the horror! We'll all get massacred!"
Kyou and Kyo punched Shigure in the head.
"Shutup, mutt" Came both of the voices.
"Well, I'm off" Said Kyou, grabbing Kyo's wallet and beginning to walk off.
"Where are you going?" Kyo asked.
"To cause havoc in your place, then let you get into trouble. And spend all your money"
"…"
"At least I was honest!"
Kyo shook his head and waved his hand.
"Be off. Make me proud, dammit!"
"I will, I will!"
There was a bit of silence, before Kyou Souma went to cause havoc of Kyo Sohma's place. Kyo just hoped Kyou wouldn't cause too much trouble; or invite these so called 'Tooru and Yuuki' around to cause havoc too.
"Kyo! What did you do!"
"I didn't do anything, damn dog!" Yelled Kyo at Shigure, who was currently hiding away behind Yuki. "He just appeared, okay?"
"What did he mean by 'Yuuki and Tooru' though?" Asked Tohru, who was afraid maybe she had an evil twin sister or something.
Shigure sighed, "Yes. Most of us have evil twins…" He paused, "But not me! My name can only be spelt one way!"
The inhabitants of Shigure's home gasped. Whatever were they to do?
A/N:
Oh no! Not Kyou Souma! What ever shall we do? I dunno. Kyo's gonna figure that one out. It's his evil twin brother after all, right?
Do you have another spelling of Shigure's name? I wanna prove him wrong.