The Nude Diamond Ray of Disappearance
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In his secret lab, deep in Snake Mountain Skeletor cackled. "At last I've done it!"
"Done what?" asked Evil-Lyn as she entered the lab.
"I have recreated The Diamond Ray of Disappearance! Look!" He turned and pointed the opening of the box in his hands at the infamous Sorceress of Night.
"Noo!" she cried out as she covered her eyes. For whoever looks at the Diamond Ray is banished to another dimension. Evil-Lyn's actions were too late to save her from the beam that shot out of the box containing the ray, but instead of the whole woman disappearing, only her cloths vanished, leaving her standing naked before the lord of destruction.
"Blast, six weeks working in this lab with a precautionary blindfold and I still haven't gotten it right," Skeletor swore, ignoring the beautiful, naked, and angry woman standing before him.
"Skeletor you fool! You nearly sent me into another dimension!" Evil-Lyn screamed
"Nearly being the operative word," he replied. "Now, instead of having a way to eliminate my enemies, all I have is a way to embarrass them. " The Skull faced villain sighed. "This actually might be worth something if I had more female enemies."
"Well, if naked women is what you want, why don't you just sell that thing to Hordak?!" Evil-Lyn screamed as she stormed out. She wasn't sure which was more insulting. Being used for a guinea pig, or being ignored when she was standing in front of Skeletor totally naked. Perhaps she could find Beast-man. He wasn't much to look at, but at least he was good in bed, and right now she needed to be reassured of her womanly charms.
Behind her Skeletor mused on the witch's departing words. Hordak would love this, and the old fool would be indebted to Skeletor immensely for such a gift. Hordak would, of course, make videos when he used Skeletor's flawed Diamond Ray, and Skeletor would receive free copies. His henchmen had been whining about Skeletor's lousy gifts lately, and the sale of an Etherea Girls Gone Wild tape was sure to help expand the Snake Mountain funds. The tools and maintenance needed to be a respectable evil despot weren't cheep after all. Yes! This version of the Diamond Ray of Disappearance may be useless as a weapon, but as a money maker, and with a little help from Hordak, it was going to make him rich!