The 7 Things I Hate About You
1) You're annoying
One very sunny day, a tall, purpled haired girl walked down the lonley streets. She hated sunny days. She hated the warm breeze passing by. She hated everything about that day. This hateful gal I'm describing, is the one and only Gaz Membrane. The date was the 14th. June 14th to be exact. The anniversary of her mother's death. She walked down this very road every June 14th. Reminding her of the tragic death. As Gaz walked, she would mutter to herself. "Stupid drunkie. Stupid June. Stupid me" Gaz mumbles to herself. Soon she passed by the familliar odd looking house. Outside of the house was none other than Zim, the alien from planet Irk. "Gaz-Beast, what are you doing here in front of Zim's house?" he asks. She didn't reply. "Are you here to bow before your almighty master?" Zim folds his arms in his usual cocky self. Usually, Gaz would of beaten the shit out of Zim for saying that. But today, she was different. Gaz just looked back down at the road, sucked back in her own little world. Zim was really confused. He even slathered himself with glue in preparation for a water balloon. "Gaz-Beast come back! Aren't you going to fight the Almight Zim? Or even insult Zim?" he follows her around. "Go away Zim. Don't you see I'm busy?" Gaz growls. "I'll count that as a forfeit! Score one for Zim!" he shouts as he runs away. Gaz sighs. "When is he ever going to leave me alone." she grumbles. The problem is that he will get every chance to duel her. She once beaten him to a pulp before. Now he declares that he is stronger and will beat her at anything. Another thing he has failed at. That's not the only reason he won't leave her alone. Most of it is because she is Dib's sister. He would annoy the hell out of Gaz until she would admit that Dib was 'planning something pure evil' to foil his mission. It mostly ends up as Zim gurgling for land in a water fountain. As Gaz approaches the door of her house, Dib swings open the door with full gear on. "Dib, where are you going?" she sighs. "I'm going to bust Zim, what do ya think?" he rushes past Gaz onto the road. "Dib you idiot! Dad is finally coming home and your staking out to catch a failure of an alien!" Gaz screeched. "Well dad doesn't even care about us. And if he did, he'll be here right now instead of sulking in his lab." Dib replied with full hatred in his eyes. There was no point in arguing. She just clomped upstairs into her room and pulled out her Game Slave 8. "You know it's mean to call your future leader a 'failure'." a familliar voice stated. Gaz peered up from her video game. "Zim get out!"
A/N: Uh yeah this is my first story. Please no flaming.