A camera showed a dock with two people standing on it; A blonde woman and an muscular African-American man.

The blonde woman smiled. "Hello, beloved viewers! Welcome to the next season of Total Drama, Total Drama Copycat! Since Chris is not here due to an emergency accident, I'm Blaineley, and this is my co-host, Chef-"

Chef interrupted. "You know, that's not my real name."

Blaineley's look turned vicous. "No one cares, chef! Anyways, this Total Drama will work much like the other ones, with the exception of one big twist, which will be explained later!"

Chef smiled. "It's going to be fun." "Now, let's show the first two of these maggots:"

Chef quickly consults a paper. "Um, the first two maggots is Arestia and Barney."

The boat docks, and a short girl steps on the dock with long brown hair, and a pink dress. She has a smile on her face.

"Hi! I can't wait for the game to start!" Anestia said.

Blainleley smirked. "I can't wait too. Now go stand by the dock.

"okay!" Anestia chirped as she walked over.

Chef scratched his head. "Where's that Barney kid?"

A really short kid stepped of the boat with an angry expression.

"Hello, Barney ." Blainleley says. "What do you feel about the game? Come one, don't be shy."

Barney scowled. "I AM NOT SHY! DO YOU F***ING THINK BECAUSE I'M F***ING SHORT I'M SHY? GODAMNIT!" He then stomped to the dock and glared at Anestia. "

"What are you looking at?"

Chef raised an eyebrow. "Okay…kid needs a therapist.

Blainley smiles. "the next two contestants are Carmel and Daniel!

An extremely athletic girl steps out of the boat with red hair, wearing a sports jersey.

She stretches. "Just did 500 push-ups on the way here. Good workout. '

Blaineley shrugged. "okay…go to the others."

Chef whistled. "dang, even I don't do that many pushups in 10 minutes."

Carmel walked over to the to the to the other two, and said. "Honestly? You two don't look like much."

Anestia sighed, while Barney growled. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!"

Carmel raised an eyebrow. "whoa, calm down."

The next contestant to walk off the boat was a tall boy with brown hair. He was wearing a shirt that said 99 on it.

Blaineley smirked. "Hey Daniel, are you ready for some drama?"

Daniel looked at her oddly. "Sorry, I don't talk to rich people." He then walked off, away from the other contestants.

Chef smiled. "I like that kid."

Blainley scoffed. "Just because you didn't get your last paycheck…"

Chef shrugged. "anyway, the next maggots are Earnest and Fiona."

An boat docked and a teenager with blonde hair stepped looked very relaxed.

Earnest nodded. "Yo, pleasure to be at this radical place. Totally tubular."

Chef scowled. "This ain't the 80's, boy!"

Earnest shook his head. "whatever. Peace be with you." He then walked and then started talking with Anestia.

"Hi, lover of earth."

Anestia blushed. "Hello."

Fiona stepped out of the boat.

"um…where exactly am I?" You guys said I would get $1000 if I came with you to this show-"

Blaineley covered her mouth. "Um…go meet the other contestants!"

Fiona shrugged and walked over.

Carmel nodded. "you seem strong for challenges."

"Um..what are challenges?"

Suddleny, the next boat came, and a young teenager with a skateboard rolled out.

Greg nodded. "Sup." He then skated to the rest of the group and started talking with Daniel.

"Dude, occupy Wall Street."

Daniel's eyes lit up.

Chef looked at Blainley. "How did he get that in?"

Blaineley shrugged. "Not my problem. Next contestant is Hiread."

Chef raised an eyebrow. "what the hell kind of name is that?"

"trust me, they only get weirder from here."

A muslim walked out, smling.

Chef nodded. "Hello."

Hiread also nodded. "I shall be the winner of this game, so thanks for the hello."

He then walked to the group.

"Cocky." Barney said.

"Deserved." He replied smartly.

Chef looked at her cue card. "The next two maggots are… Icakda and Jorge."

"Icakda? Seriously?"

"Yes." Said a girl who suddenly appeared on the dock. She was a tall amazon with blond hair. ]

Blaineley's jaw dropped. "How did you get all this way without a boat."

Icakda shrugged. "I swam. It was easy."

"…it was 50 miles."

Icakda nodded. "Like I said, easy."

She walked off and was greeted by Carmel. "You're strong."

Icakda rolled her eyes. "yes I am, and you're not."

Carmel growled. "Is that a challenge?"

Icakda shook her head. "No. that wouldn't be fair to a mere jock."

Blainleley smirked at all the drama. "The next contestant is Jorge-". She was suddenly hit by a pie."

"UGH!"

Jorge appeared, with a pie tin in hand. "Wasn't that funny?"

Everyone laughed (although Anestia was laughing very loudly, but stopped when Earnest gave her a quizzical look.)

Barney chucked. "that was pretty funny. I'm Barney."

Jorge smirked. "Thanks…Barney the Dinosaur!"

"…"

Finally Barney spoke. "WHAT THE F***ING HELL! MY NAME IS NOT BARNEY THE GODDAMN DINOSAUR! SCREW YOU!"

Jorge sweatdro

Chef interrupted. "okay, without Blaineley, I better wrap this up. The next contestant is Kanta.

A Japanese teen came out of the boat, smirking.

"Pleasure to meet you, Chef. heheheh"

Chef looked freaked out. "just go stand over their."

Kanta walked over their plotting. "heheheheh."

You first 5, you're the first Team! Next five, you're the second team! Creepy kid, wait! Now, time for a break, On Total!Drama!Copycat!"