They screwed up X-men Origins: Wolverine, so I will tell you how the story really goes…actually, they got it right up to the part when wolverine gets his metal claws…

The lab where wolverine gets his claws…

"Stryker, are you sure this will work?"

"Yes, if he survives the process, it will work."

Logan was in a tank of water with only an air mask on… it was kind of embarrassing.

He could see Stryker talking with some scientist, but he couldn't make out what they were saying, and he wasn't sure he wanted to.

Back on the observation deck, that wasn't very far from the tank, one of the many workers there came up to Stryker and said:

"Sir, we are ready to start to process, just give the orders."

Stryker only nodded and the worker went away.

"When I'm done here I'll kill you Victor." Thought Logan.

Then there was a whir of machinery then the water he was in started to warm up, and then boil.

By this time Logan was writhing with pain but it was about to get worse.

"Crap." He thought to himself as tubes with needles on them came out of the walls of the tank.

He struggled against the metal that held him in the tank.

Back on the deck:

"Sir his heart rate is almost off the scale should we shut down?"

Stryker glared at his assistant,

"No, he'll be fine."

"But sir…"

"I said do NOT abort."

"Yes sir."

And with that the assistant went back to the control panel.

With Logan:

Logan wanted to scream but if he did he would lose his air mask and die, although at this point dying wouldn't be such a bad thing, but he had to avenge Kayla's death, and to do that he kind of had to be alive.

The needles on the ends of the tubes slowly dug deeper and deeper into the bone, it took almost five minutes to get in all the way, but to Logan if felt like five hours.

That's when Logan passed out.

Then multi-colored liquid poured into Logan's bones.

Logan finally woke up; two hours after the procedure had finished in a white room.

He sat up to see Stryker sitting in a chair at the opposite end of the room.

"I don't feel any different."

Stryker rolled his eyes and said:

"Well of course you don't you big dummy."

Wolverine growled and unsheathed his new and 'improved' 'claws'.

"What the hell Stryker, they're giant, red crayons!"

"Razor sharp crayons."

"Crayons!"

And with that Wolverine stabbed Stryker and ended him…

THE END

Nah JK, the rest of the movie went on normally

THE END

And that my dear children is how that part of the movie Really happened.

:D

Ttyl

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