Return of the Evil Sisters: Chapter One. Enjoy.
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Kat was bored. She hated being bored. Her parents were at work and she was stuck watching her. She sighed, then perked up as she saw two names on her 'special' buddy list. Grinning she clicked on one
thecoolkat1002: Hey!!
pyrotechnics101: Sup?
thecoolkat: h/o lemme invite Roxas.
pyrotechnics101: kk
twilightwielder: hey Axel, Kat
thecoolkat1002: hiya
pyrotechnics101: hey Roxas
thecoolkat1002: hey you guys can u do me a fave?
pyrotechnics101: sure
twilightwielder: y not.
thecoolkat1002: well the 'rents are out and I have to watch you know who...can u guys come over and help? plz!!
pyrotechnics101: ...
twilightwielder: OO
pyrotechnics101: XX
pyrotechnics101: she scares me
twilightwielder: ya diddo
thecoolkat1002: TT
pyrotechnics101 has logged off
twilightwielder has logged off
Kat stared dumbfounded at the screen. They just blew her off. 'I'm so unloved'
'Sure you are.' Kat jumped at the voice behind her. 'Axel! Roxas! You do care!'
burningdragon13 has logged on
' Hm Kaida-chan logged on, I wonder if she can come over too?'
Axel looked over at Kat. 'WTF, mate!?!'
'Roxas did you let Axel watch 'End of the World' on YouTube again?'
'Hey Kat it wasn't me.' She eyed Roxas
'Its true! I didn't know he watched it!'
'Axel...'
'What it's funny!'
'Axel'
'Zexion watched, too!'
Rockstar9 has logged on
'It's Demyx might as well get him over here to cool down Axel'
'What!' Axel screamed "You know I hate water!'
'Exactly'
'Your really...'
'Careful, no words from End of the World.'
'Rats'
Suddenly the door opened and Demyx walked in.
'So you said we were having a party right? I picked up Jon on the way, and an extra leg' Demyx grimaced at Emily who was stuck on his leg.
'Hey Kat, guess what?'
'Do I have too?'
'Fine then... I drove here!' Jon really didn't have a choice since Demyx had Emily stuck to his leg...
Kat then passed out.
When she woke she remembered Kaida had logged on.
'Finally at lest one sane person' Kat opened a new IM window.
thecoolkat1002: hey Kaida
burningdragon13: konichiwa 0.o
thecoolkat1002: w/e Kai-chan. wanna come over?
burningdragon13: Who's all there?
thecoolkat1002:...I don't think u would believe me
burningdragon13: and y wouldn't I?
thecoolkat1002: Axel, Roxas, Jon, ect, ect...
burningdragon13: oh cool, be over in a bit
buringdragon13 has logged off
Kat turned to the guys. 'Do you have to read over my shoulder?'
In unison, 'Yes'
She rolled her eyes 'Gee Thanks...'
Ding Dong
'Come in' Kat yells...
Kaida steps in the room...she is wearing a black corset dress thats is a few inches higher than her knee...along with her dress she is wearing tall combat boots, tons of jewelry and heavy eyeliner...her hair was long and down in her face..
'And I though Zexion was emo...' Axel remarks
'I am not emo...'
Kat hits Axel on the head.
'What was that for?'
'You have to ask?' Kat questions...
'Ok,' Kaida says, 'what are we doing tonight?'
'Taking care of the demon child' Roxas mutters
'And who might that be?' Kaida says...while looking at Axel...
' My little sister...' Kaida looked at Kat.
'Oh. Ok. Where is she.'
'Down stairs. And we stay up stairs unless the house is on fire or is sounds like she's killing herself...'
' And no Axel, Don't even think about it!'
"Aww, it'd just be a little one...'
'No!'
'Please?'
'No'
"Sparklers on top?'
'No'
'Fine then be that way' Axel pouted.
(If this doesn't make any sense, we keep on switching back a forth from authors: this is Kat again)
Emily then seemed to realize Axel was there. 'Anna Ax...mmmm'
'Ow!!!' Axel yelled. 'Whyd'a bite me for!' Kat looked at Jon,
'Please tell me she's had her shots.' Jon nodded. 'Axel have you had your shots?'
He looked at Kat. 'Yea, why?'
'Better safe than sorry.' she shrugged. 'Let's go fix you hand. Dang she bit though your leather gloves?'
The group watched them walk off. 'Now what?' Demyx asked, while trying to rub the blood back into his legs. (Emily had finally run off to conspire with Anna)
'Now we sing' The group looked in horror at the younger siblings to find they all had been transported to the World that never was.
(Kaida's part)
'LLAMA LLAMA DUCK! HAL--...' Jon was yelling...Everyone looked at him...
'What the heck?' Kaida says...'What the bloody hell are you singing...?'
Jon blushed, .'...
Everyone stared...
'Well, you said sing. And, I felt like it...OK?!'
'I want to sing a song...' Demyx whines...'He thinks for a minute... Here we go! 'dramatic pause'
'I am really special cause there is only one of me.
Look at my smile
I'm so dang happy
other people are jealous of me
When I'm sad and lonely
I like to sing this song.
It cheers me up
and shows me that I wont be sad for long
oh oh oh
I'm so happy
I can barely breathe.
Puppy dogs
and sugar frogs
and kittens baby teeth.
Watch out all you mothers
I'm happy it's hard core
Happy as a coupon for a twenty dollar whore
oh oh oh
I'm really happy
I'm sugar coded me
Happy good
anger bad
that's my philosophy
…I can't do this man
I'm not happy……
I am really special cause there is only one of me.
Look at my smile
I'm so dang happy
other people are jealous of me
These are my love handles
and this is my style
But if you tip me over then
mama's gonna knock you out
I'm special
I'm happy
I'm ganna heave
Welcome to my happy world
now get your stuff and leave
I'm happy I'm good I'm…
I'm outta here…..
Screw you.'
'Ok,' Kaida says, 'That was extremely weird.'
'Let's have a sing-off!' Axel says...
'I call Kat!' yells Riku...
'I call Jon!' Kairi says...
Jon just looks at her...'Crap..' he mutters...'Now what?'
Everyone pairs up: Kat with Riku, Jon with Kairi, Xemnas and Saix, Demy (Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexion and Lexious and his backups), Sora and Namine, Larxene, and Marluxia, and Roxas and Axel.
The squirrels are taking over the camera...this is will be too funny to not record. Marluxia will do the make-up (after all, he is gay)
After everyone pairs, the only one left is Kaida...who will she partner with?
Kat thought a moment 'Oh I know Kaida come on!' She grabbed her friends hand and drug her down the halls stopping at a door with the number 6 on it.
'Zexion come out! your going to miss the emo convention!!' the door opened a crack.
'Not funny.'
'Yes it is. Zexion this is Kaida, Kaida this is Zexion. Anna and Emily have come over (again) we are being forced to sing (again) and you two are partners.'
'No bloody way' Zexion said, glaring at Kaida. Kaida glared right back at Zexion.
'Emo? You call that Emo? Bloody Hell!' She grinned. Zexion looked at her weird.
'What song are we singing?'
'Girlfriend.' Kaida said
'What?!?' Zexion spazzes
'That dear Zexion is what we're singing.'
'...I wont sing that damn song...'
'Why," Kaida asks,' is it not Emo enough?'
'Come on Zexion it could be worse! They could have made you sing 'Rockstar' with Demyx.'
'No'
'Yea I know. Your singing with Kaida.' He looked at Kat, then Kaida, then back into his room.
'Zexion, you can bring your book now lets go.'
'Fine.' Book in hand he followed the two girls back to the hall of empty melodies where the 'stage' had been set up.
'Everyone come in and sit down,' Anna said, 'The Sing-off if about to begin!'
'Ladies and Gentlemen!' Emily was announcing, 'The groups will take turns singing, each will have a score that will be determined by..you. the audience...'
When everyone but two groups are eliminated, these two groups will battle in song, the loser will be slaves to the winner(s) for an enitre afternoon.
'And now,' Anna says, 'Kat and Riku are up first, battling them are...-drum roll- Jon and Kairi!'
The audience claps.
'Kat and Riku will sing 'Saving Me'
-Meanwhile back stage-
'Mar! I like my hair the way it is! I love the make up though. The outfits rock too.' Marluxia pouted.
'Can I at least jazz your hair up abit if it keeps the same style?' Kat sighed.
'Fine Mar.'
'Yay! Oh and Riku your next.' Riku gave him a WTF? look
'I'm wearing the stupid outfit no way am I wearing makeup.'
'Here we go again...' Kat thought.
-Ten minutes later-
'Five minutes till show.' Kat nodded
'Thanks Luxord.' While the two guys fought she was looking in the mirror. Mar had outdone himself. She had on dark eye makeup, a black halter top, black cargo pants with a silver dragon up the outside of the left leg, black boots,black palm gloves, her jewelry was the same (Mar may be gay but he's not stupid), and her hair was up in the usual style but with braids in the bun, a silver scrunchy around the base and black chopsticks with silver wire around the ends though her hair. 'Wow. Note to self call Mar for fashion advice...' She looked over at Riku. Black pants, read vest, black palm gloves, not so different from his other outfit, but he still looked hot. 'Riku it's time to go' Kat said looking at Luxord who was tapping his watch.
'Ok lets go.'
Kat:Prison gates won't open up for me
On these hands and knees I'm crawlin'
Oh, I reach for you
Well I'm terrified of these four walls
These iron bars can't hold my soul in
All I need is you
Riku:Come please I'm callin'
Kat:And oh I scream for you
Riku:Hurry I'm fallin'
Kat:Show me what it's like
Riku:To be the last one standing
Kat:And teach me wrong from right
Riku:And I'll show you what I can be
Both:Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me
Riku:Heaven's gates won't open up for me
With these broken wings I'm fallin'
And all I see is you
These city walls ain't got no love for me
I'm on the ledge of the eighteenth story
And oh I scream for you
Kat:Come please I'm callin'
Riku:And all I need from you
Kat:Hurry I'm fallin'
Riku:Show me what it's like
Kat:To be the last one standing
Riku:And teach me wrong from right
Kat:And I'll show you what I can be
Both:Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me
Kat:Hurry I'm fallin'
-During Kat and Riku's song, Mar was getting Jon and Kairi ready. 'Ok, Mar said, 'Because your song has to do with Aladdin, I have you some outfits...Mar pulled out a Jasmine outfit for Kairi. 'Oh! Mar! Its great...' Kairi ran to put on the outfit. 'Well, that's barbie for you,' Jon muttered, 'always read y for any outfit.' 'Now, Jon,' Mar said, 'Here is yours... ' Mar went to the closet and got out a four piece outfit, a white turban, white shirt that had puffy sleeves that had a purple vest-like thing to go over it. Also with this top, matching pants, (which were also poofy) and white sandels. 'Oh Snap!' Yelled Jon,' I will not wear that!' 'Oh yes you will,' Mar argued, 'It's either that or a ton of make-up' Kairi came out if the dressing room...to everyone she looked stunning...well except for Jon...(but we all know, deep down he's in love with Kairi) 'Stupid Barbie' Jon muttered...
'Ok, Mar said, 'Your turn to sing!' He literally had to push Jon onstage'
'By the applause from the audience, Kat and Riku, I'd say that was a 9!' congrats!' Anna said'
'Next, 'Emily announced, 'Will be Jon and Kairi with...A Whole New World!
Jon:
I can show you the world.
Shining shimmering splendid.
Tell me princess now when did you last let your heart decide.
I can open your eyes.
Take you wonder by wonder.
Over sideways and under on a magic carpet ride
A whole new world.
A new fantastic point of view.
No one to tell us no or where to go or say we're only dreaming.
Kairi:
A whole new world.
A dazzling place I never knew.
But now from way up here it's crystal clear that now I'm in a whole new world with you.
Unbelievable sights. (Jon: Unbelievable sights.)
Indescribable feeling. Soaring, tumbling, free-wheeling.
Through an endless diamond sky.
A whole new world.
Jon: Don't you dare close your eyes.
Kairi: A hundred thousand things to see.
Jon: Hold your breath, it gets better.
Both: I'm like a shooting star.
I've come so far.
Kairi: I can't go back to where I used to be. (Jon: A whole new world.)
A whole new world.
Jon: With new horizons to pursue.
Both: I'll chase them anywhere, there's time to spare.
Jon: Let me share this whole new world with you.
Kairi: Oh a whole new world. (Jon: A whole new world)
A new fantastic point of view.
Both: No one to tell us no or where to go
Kairi: or say we're only dreaming. (Jon: A whole new world)
Every turn a surprise.
Jon: With new horizons to pursue. (Kairi: Every moment gets better.)
Both: I'll chase them anywhere, there's time to spare.
Kairi: Anywhere.
Jon: Oh there's time to spare.
Kairi: Let me share,
Jon: this whole new world with you.
Kairi: With You. A whole new world. Jon: A whole new world.
Kairi: That's where we'll be.
Jon: Where we will be.
Kairi: A thrilling chase.
Jon: A wonderous place.
Both: For you and...me.
Emily walked onstage. 'Wow suprisingly that didn't suck. Well audience, what did you think? Vote on the screens infront of you.' Emily waited for a few moments then Luxord came onstage with a piece of paper. '8.5 Wow they did better than I thought they would. Kat and Riku won this round and will be moving on. Jon, Kairi you will be moving down to the second chance bracket. That's right, we're so nice we're giving you a second chance! 'Next up Xemnas and Saix!'
-Meanwhile Backstage-
'Um Superior sir, I realy don't think you should wear that. I mean as your hair/makeup/wardrobe artist I really think...'
'What are you talking about Marluxia! This is what Saix and I will wear.'
'Yes, Surperior'
'Your up, Surperior.'
'Thank you Luxord. Come now Saix'
(a/n bla is Saix everything else is mansex)
Hi Hi We're your weathergirls
Uh huh And have we got news for you
You better listen
Get ready all you lonely girls
And leave those umbrellas at home Alright
Humidity is rising Mmm..rising
Barometer is getting low How low girl?
According to our sources What sources now?
The street is the place to go We better hurry up
'Cause tonight for the first time First time
Just about half past ten Half past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men Start raining men
It's raining men
Hallelujah It's raining men Amen
I'm gonna go out
I'm gonna let myself get Absolutely soaking wet
It's raining men
Hallelujah
It's raining men
Every specimen
Tall blonde dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
God bless Mother Nature
She's a single woman too
She took over heaven
And she did what she had to do
She fought every Angel
She rearranged the sky
So that each and every woman
Could find the perfect guy
It's raining men
Hallelujah
It's raining men Amen
It's raining men
Hallelujah It's raining men Amen
I feel stormy weather
Moving in about to begin
Hear the thunder
Don't you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed
God bless Mother Nature She's a single woman too
She took over heaven
And she did what she had to do
She fought every Angel
She rearranged the sky
So that each and every woman
Could find the perfect guy
Ooh it's raining men Yeah
Humidity is rising Humidity is rising Barometer is getting low
It's getting low low low low low low low low
According to our sources According to our sources
The street is the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time First time
Just about half past ten Half past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men Start raining men
It's raining men
Hallelujah
It's raining men
Amen It's raining men
Hallelujah
It's raining men Amen
It's raining men
Hallelujah
It's raining men Amen
It's raining men
Hallejulah Amen
Tall blonde dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
Hallelujah Amen
She fought every Angel and rearranged the sky
It's raining men Hallelujah
Find the perfect guy
When they finished there were shouts of 'Ahh my eyes' and 'Ah my ears!' Mainly because they were in leather pants and button up shirts that were not buttoned. (a/n -shudders- I just scared myself) Emily walked out on stage. 'You didn't even get a one. You lose sorry no second chance you actually have to score for that.' She shuddered and walked off stage.
-Meanwhile, backstage-
'Come on, Zexion, you have to sing...' Kaida was saying while Mar was getting her make-up ready. 'No' Zexion said, 'I won't' 'Please...''No''Pretty please' (God! I can't believe I just said that...I) 'I'll burn anyone who cracks and Emo joke at you...' Kaida says, while moving fire around in the plam of her hand. 'Ok, Kaida, heres a good outfit' Mar said, hading her her clothes,' go try it on and see how it looks.''Ok, thanks Mar,' Kaida said. She went into the dressing room to change. When she came out she was wearing a white corset with black trim, black cargo capris, black Mary Jane's with a white skull on the toe. Accessory-wise Kaida had a blood red tie on her neck with long black fingerless fishnets on her arms and about a dozen black bracelets. Her hair was down. 'Damn, Mar, I look great' Kaida said. She handed Mar her number and IM,' call me if you ever want to help me go shopping, you have great style.'
Zexion rolled his eyes. 'Are you wearing that?' Mar asked. 'Yes.' Zexion said matter-of-factly.
'Whatever.' Ok, you have five minutes.' Mar said
'Thanks'
Five minutes later they stepped on stage.
'And, now battling next, will be...Kaida and Zexion!' yelled Emily.
'Their song will be 'Bring me to Life''
Zexion looked at Kaida with a WTF? look..Kaida whispers,'Yes, I changed the song...I know you know this one.'
They both walk on-stage.
Kaida:
How can you see into my eyes, like open doors
Leading you down into my core
Where I've become so numb. Without a soul my spirit sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home
Zexion: (Wake me up)
Kaida: Wake me up inside
Zexion: (I can't wake up)
Kaida: Wake me up inside
Zexion: (Save me)
Kaida: Call my name and save me from the dark
Zexion: (Wake me up)
Kaida: bid my blood to run
Zexion: (I can't wake up)
Kaida: before I come undone
Zexion: (Save me)
Kaida: save me from the nothing I've become
Kaida:
now that I know what I'm without
you can't just leave me
breathe into me and make me real
bring me to life
Zexion: (Wake me up)
Kaida: Wake me up inside
Zexion: (I can't wake up)
Kaida: Wake me up inside
Zexion: (Save me)
Kaida: Call my name and save me from the dark
Zexion: (Wake me up)
Kaida: bid my blood to run
Zexion: (I can't wake up)
Kaida: before I come undone
Zexion: (Save me)
Kaida: save me from the nothing I've become
Kaida: Bring me to life
Zexion: I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside
Kaida: Bring me to life
Kaida:
Frozen inside without your touch without your love darling only you are the life among the dead
Zexion: all this time I can't believe I couldn't see
kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
Kaida: I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
got to open my eyes to everything
Zexion: without a thought without a voice without a soul
don't let me die here
Zexion: there must be something more
bring me to life
Zexion: (Wake me up)
Kaida: Wake me up inside
Zexion: (I can't wake up)
Kaida: Wake me up inside
Zexion: (Save me)
Kaida: Call my name and save me from the dark
Zexion: (Wake me up)
Kaida: bid my blood to run
Zexion: (I can't wake up)
Kaida: before I come undone
Zexion: (Save me)
Kaida: save me from the nothing I've become
Kaida: Bring me to life
Zexion: I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside
Kaida: Bring me to life
Emily walked onstage, 'Ok, thats was good. Audience, you decide their rating...'
a few seconds fly by...
Anna runs onstage, 'Congrats! You got a 9.0. You are now tied with Kat and Riku' Emily came out behind her. 'Next up are Marluxia and Larxene with 'Show stoppers'!'
-backstage-
Larxene looked at herself in the mirror. 'I have to say Mar you have out done yourself.' She was wearing a black leather skirt, a pink halter top with diva in sequins on it and black boots that came up to her knees. 'Of course Larxene, its what I do best.' Mar was in a red silk shirt and jeans, but suprisingly it worked.
Larxene:
We in the car, we ridin? slow
We doin' things that the girls don't do
The boys stare, we smile back
All my girls in the rainbow Cadillacs, yeah
Mar:
Show stoppin' at the latest (Bar)
The ride shinin' with the open (Top)
Hydraulics make our heads go nod
Hair blowin' in the breeze
Yo, we superstars
Larxene:
Put in the keys, make that engine (Purr)
3 in the back, one in the passen(ger)
Slow creepin' 'cause we look that fly
All the boys tryin' taste our candy ride
Mar:
We in the car, we ridin? slow
We doin' things that the girls don't do
The boys stare, we smile back
All my girls in the rainbow Cadillacs, yeah
Both:
Bet you ain't never seen
Chicks ridin' this clean
Louis Vuitton seats
We do it deadly
This how we keep it poppin'
Make sure that bass knockin'
So when you see us ridin'
We call it show stopping
We show stoppin'
We show, show stoppin'
We show stoppin'
We show, show stoppin'
That's how we keep it poppin'
Make sure that bass knockin'
So when you see us ridin'
We call it show stoppin'
Mar:
We sittin' on 22?s plus (Two)
Mink bucket seats, neon (Blue)
Color coordinate with them shoes
Yeah, we divas
But we ride like big boys do
Larxene:
Black tinted with a white stripe interstate
Lookin' in the mirror
At my Bad Boy fitted, yup
Show stoppin' 'til they lose they breath
Turn the wheel to the right
Turn the wheel to the left
Mar:
We in the car, we ridin? slow
We doin' things that the girls don't do
The boys stare, we smile back
All my girls in the rainbow Cadillacs, yeah
Both:
Bet you ain't never seen
Chicks ridin' this clean
Louis Vuitton seats
We do it deadly
This how we keep it poppin'
Make sure that bass knockin'
So when you see us ridin'
We call it show stopping
We show stoppin'
We show, show stoppin'
We show stoppin'
We show, show stoppin'
That's how we keep it poppin'
Make sure that bass knockin'
So when you see us ridin'
We call it show stoppin'
Larxene:
This is for my ladies in the 280?s Mercedes
In the H3, Baby Ranges,
Bentley Coupes, my Escalades
Say oh, oh
Break 'em off somethin' proper
Like a real show stopper
This is for my chicas with the Beamers A6s
'67 Chevy?s, Maserati, or a Lexus
Say oh, oh
Break 'em off somethin' proper
Like a real show stopper
(Instrumental Break)
Both:
Bet you ain't never seen
Chicks ridin' this clean
Louis Vuitton seats
We do it deadly
This how we keep it poppin'
Make sure that bass knockin'
So when you see us ridin'
We call it show stopping
We show stoppin'
We show, show stoppin'
We show stoppin'
We show, show stoppin'
That's how we keep it poppin'
Make sure that bass knockin'
So when you see us ridin'
We call it show stoppin'
Mar:
Tonight we goin' swervin'
Bustin' slides, hittin' curbs
And ghost ridin' on the whips
Hit tonight , that's what it's gonna be about
Watch my trunk go bouncy bounce
Girls gone ridin'
Both:
I know you see a wifey
But peep my ride go hyphy
I know you see a wifey
But peep my ride go hyphy
'Dang, Mar can sing'. Kat commented where she was sitting next to Kaida and Zexion.
Kaida nodded 'Behold the wonder that is gay guys.'
'...' (guess who that was)
Emily came out on stage. 'Aaand the results are in 8.9!!' Anna came from the other side 'Our challengers are Sora and Namine with...' She looked at the card Luxord handed her. 'Apparently Sora and Namine forfiet. So they automatically go to the loosing bracket. so going against Mar and Larxene, will be Demxy and his boiz!!' (Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexion and Lexious)
'Demyx will be singing..Rockstar!'
I'm through with standing in line
To clubs we'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
Backup: (Tell me what you want)
I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
For ten plus me
Backup: (So what you need?)
I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
Backup: (Been there, done that)
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me
Backup: (So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name
All:
Chorus:
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
Backup: (I'll have the quesadilla, on the house)
I'm gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
Blow my money for me
Backup: (So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name
All:
Chorus:
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser
I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
All:
Chorus
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Anna walks onstage, 'Ok, everyone VOTE!'
Emily walks onsatage a minute later, 'Their score is...9.0! They beat Mar and Larxene by ONE point! Wow!'
Next up is Axel and Roxas. They'll be singing to determine their score, because there is noone else to compete...If they have a high score, they will be places in the winners circle with Kat and Riku, Kaida and Zexion, and Demyx and his backups...
Roxas and Axel will be singing...Going down in flames!
Roxas:
Don't tell me what to think
Cause I don't care this time
Don't tell me what you believe
Cause you won't be there
To catch me when I fall
But you'll need me when I'm not here at all
Miss me when I'm gone again, yeah
Both:
I'm going down in flames
I'm falling into this again, yeah
I'm going down in flames
I'm falling into this again
Axel:
Don't tell me how life is
Cause I don't really want to know
Don't tell me how this game ends
Cause we'll just see how it goes
Catch me when I fall
Or you'll need me when I'm not here at all
Miss me when I'm gone again, yeah
Both:
I'm going down in flames
I'm falling into this again, yeah
I'm going down in flames
I'm falling into this again, yeah
Roxas:
Now, I'm all the way down here
I'm falling
I'm all the way down here
I'm falling down again
I'm falling down
I'm falling down
I'm falling down
Both:
I'm going down in flames
I'm falling into this again,
I'm going down in flames
I'm falling into this again
Axel:
Now, I'm all the way down here
I'm falling
All the way
All the way down here
I'm falling down again now I'm falling down
'Ohh, I think that actually was good,' Emily said. 'Voters, you decide their score. You all determine whether or not Roxas and Axel make it into Round Two.'
'Alright,' Anna says, 'Roxas and Axel recieved a 8.5! They make it into the next round!
'Round Two.' Emily says, 'The second round in our Battle! The first round consisted of singing, and the second round is GROUP DANCING!'
The groups in the 1st bracket(which are: Kat and Riku, Axel and Roxas, Kaida and Zexion, and Demyx and his boiz) will be given a week to make up dance moves to their song.
The groups in the 2nd bracket (which are: Namine and Sora, Jon and Kairi, Larxene and Marluxia, and Xemnas and Siax) will also have to dance but since they have been eliminated once, if they lose this round they wont move on.
In exactly one week we will come back to this same place to see the second round!'
'Good luck everyone!' Anna exclaims.
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The story gets better in the next chapters... XP